The Legend of Zelda

1. Run around Link like an idiot and repeat: "Hey! Hey! Watch! Look! Listen!"

2. Remind him over and over that his name isn't mentioned in the game title.

3. Wake him up in the middle of the night. Yell: "You have to SAAAAVE the world!" Then force him to walk to the ladder and push him off the edge. (Link lives in a treehouse, remember?)

4. When he's going to pick up something, say: "Dabadabadabadabadabadaba..." When he picked up the item, yell: "Da-da-da-daaaaah!"

5. Buy a Link plushie, wave it in front of him like it's doing attacks and yell: "HAAARGH! YAAA! ARRRGH!!"

6. Remind him that Tetra...