Hello all, I've recently been busy and haven't been able to post a new fanfiction in a long time, what with a death in the family and all. But now that that's out of the way, I can finally get back to doing posting new fanfictions again. Anyways, seeing how well I did on my Muppets Go Western fanfiction, I decided to post the second half of it. Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, and Clueless Morgan were finally able to join Blind Pew and the rest of the gold raiders. When Blind Pew, Johnny Fiama, Black Dog, Mad Monty, Uncle Deadly, Zippity Zap, Clifford, Sweetums, Polly Lobster, Clueless Morgan, Sal Minella, Spotted Dick, Crazy Harry, Old Tom, and Angel Marie got into town,they got off their horses. Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, and Clueless Morgan made their way to the blacksmith shop where Wayne and Wanda working. Hey! What's the meaning of this? You can't just enter without permission! said Wanda Quiet lady! This is a stickup! Your gold just got a one-way ticket to my hands! said Mad Monty That's no trouble at all. Here you go. said Wanda, doing her best to feel as least threatened as possible. And what about you? Do you have any gold for me to take? asked Mad Monty Why yes I do. said Wayne, taking his shoe off and handing Mad Monty his money. Also riding into town was Kermit, who ordered the robbers to stop. What's that green figure riding at a million miles an hour? asked Polly Lobster That's the same frog from before. said Angel Marie Alright, you hooligans, out with you. said Kermit And what makes you think we should leave? asked Blind Pew Because this deed to the city proves that stealing gold is only legal outside of this city. Anywhere else you go, it's considered illegal. said Kermit You can't just all of a sudden forbid us from wanting to steal gold. We worked hard to steal it. said Angel Marie Fair enough. But don't let me catch you stealing from Wayne and Wanda again. warned Kermit as he rode off. Beauregard was distraught about the events that went on that week of the money being stolen. Suddenly Beauregard found himself being surrounded by Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, and Clueless Morgan demanding to give them his gold. Beauregard had no choice but to give up his gold. This is a Muppets Newflash. All over the Wild West, everyone is reportedly getting their gold stolen. said The Newsman Who can stop these gold robbing bandits and how long will it continue? asked The Newsman This is terrible. Enough isn't being done about these guys. Someone needs to take action and stop these gold robbing bandits. It's been a week and they still haven't been caught. said Kermit I tried to stop them. But they just rode around my road block. said Big Tiny Tall Saddle Suddenly, a light bulb went off in Kermit's head. You just gave me a great idea! Come on! We need all the supplies we can get to build the world's biggest road block! said Kermit But no one ever's built the world's biggest road block! said Big Tiny Tall Saddle Until now that is. We are going to make it possible no matter what. said Kermit Two hundred and a half pieces of wood later and the world's longest wooden barricade was complete. It kept the entire city safe from any further invasions. An hour later, after the gold robbers robbed the other city dry, they decided to raid the next city over where Kermit and Big Tiny were located. They've finally come to take the bait, unaware that they can't get in. said Kermit. Kermit also had a backup plan in case the wooden barrier trick failed. He rigged each sack of gold with a sinkhole underneath, where once the gold robbers reach for the gold, they fall in. Sure enough, the gold robbers were able to get underneath the wooden barrier and make their way to the pouches of gold, unaware they were really going to fall right into sinkholes. Sure enough, one by one, they all fell in. Hey! Let us out! yelled Blind Pew from below And what makes you think i would help you out of a hole? asked Kermit Please don't let us stay down here forever. I beg of you to make it up to us somehow. said Blind Pew. Very well. said Kermit. However, as punishment for stealing gold, you will serve your time in the old western prison. said Kermit. I told you this would happen. said Uncle Deadly, using his hat to beat on Clueless Morgan. Deadly's right. Because of you, we're back in prison. said Mad Monty. This is a Muppet Newsflash. The once quiet city is now safe and active again. said The Newsman During the following weeks, Kermit made it his duty to return the gold that got stolen to the people who got robbed. He started by going to the blacksmith shop and giving Wayne and Wanda back their gold. In return, they gave Kermit back his gold. At that very moment, the now imprisoned gold robbers came up with an escape plan. It's simple. We'll go the back way to escape. said Mad Monty. Why not just use the front way? asked Blind Pew. Negative. Too risky. said Mad Monty. Okay. That'll work. said Blind Pew. When the gold robbers were finally on their horses, they discussed their next plan. Okay so the gold robberies didn't work out. But that's okay. Because i have a new goal in mind. said Mad Monty. And what would that be? asked Uncle Deadly Simple. Tying Miss Piggy to a railroad track. said Mad Monty. Why that's a brilliant plan. said Uncle Deadly. Miss Piggy, dressed in beige cowboy boots, a lavender shirt, and a cowgirl hat was minding her business when suddenly Mad Monty put his hands around her mouth while Clueless Morgan grabbed her waist. She was kicking and screaming all the way to the railroad tracks. Outside she got a surprise when she saw that Polly Lobster, Crazy Harry, Sweetums, Uncle Deadly, Blind Pew, Spotted Dick, Black Dog, Angel Marie, Sal Minella, Zippity Zap, Clifford, Johnny Fiama, and Old Tom were also in on the evil deed. How'd it go? asked Polly Lobster It was flawlessly executed. said Mad Monty. Good. said Polly Lobster Where in the railroad track should we put her? asked Mad Monty The middle. said Polly Lobster An hour later, Miss Piggy found herself tied to the railroad track. Kermit, Kermit. I have terribly bad news. said Sam the Eagle Well then let's hear the bad news. said Kermit. I just got this report that the gold robbers got out of jail and they tied Miss Piggy to a railroad track. said Sam the Eagle, handing Kermit the newspaper. I'd say you're right. said Kermit, after looking it over carefully. We've got to take action to stop them. said Sam the Eagle. You're right. I put them in jail and now I'll be the one to return them to jail. said Kermit And make them say there? asked Sam the Eagle Well, I can't promise that'll happen. But at least the prison will hold them for the time being. said Kermit