Your plan succeeded as usual, Number 2. The Muppets are in cartoon land and they are unable to do anything about the antics we pulled on them. said Constantine It did succeed. And now we're free to go to Scotland to celebrate an antic well pulled. said Dominic Badguy
(Back with Kermit and the other muppets)
It seems we've been cartoonified. said Kermit Are we doomed to remain this way forever? asked Fozzie Nah. If we take the portal back to the real world, we can get revenge on Constantine and Dominic Badguy for ever trapping us here to begin with. said Kermit I kinda like staying this way. said Gonzo A while later, the Muppet pirates showed up. What do they want from us? asked Kermit It would appear this is their turf. They're not happy to discover we've been trespassing through their territory. said Gonzo Now he tells me. On my command, we draw our swords to fight them. 3..2..1! Go! said Kermit Walter, Miss Piggy, Scooter, Pepe, Crazy Harry, Lew Zealand, Gonzo, Animal, Dr. Teeth, Janice, Zoot, Kermit, Floyd, Wayne and Wanda, Uncle Deadly, Beauregard, The Swedish Chef, Sam the Eagle, Rowlf the Dog, and Sweetums drew their swords to fight Calico, Mad Monty, Black Dog, Walleye Pike, Spotted Dick, Clueless Morgan, Polly Lobster, One-Eyed Jack, Angel Marie, Jacques Roach, Old Tom and Blind Pew. Bobo, who wasn't much help to Kermit's plan, fell off the wooden table attached to the tank. He looked at his watch, wondering when he could eat. I guess we'll have to settle this the hard way. said Kermit Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, and Clueless Morgan proceeded to chase after Kermit, but were stopped by Uncle Deadly, who blocked their path and scared them with his scary mug. That is what anyone who tries to mess with me gets. said Uncle Deadly Jacques Roach went after Fozzie, Walter, and Animal. The three outsmarted him and knocked his sword out of his hand. Ok so going after the frog didn't exactly work out, but we can always go after that bear, that red fuzzy creature, and the little boy with them. said Polly Lobster Yeah. said Mad Monty Wait, are you talking about Fozzie, Animal, and Walter? asked Clueless Morgan Yes! I am talking about Fozzie, Animal, and Walter! Enought talk! Let's get them! yelled Polly Lobster The three of them surrounded the three. Who are you guys? asked Walter I'm Mad Monty, that's Clueless Morgan, and that there is Polly Lobster. said Mad Monty Oh. said Walter No, no, no. You're supposed to be scared of us. We're bad guys and we're attacking you. said Mad Monty I don't see what's so scary about you. said Walter Ugh. I can't believe these guys aren't even scared of us. said Mad Monty Come on, Monty, there are a million other Muppets around here we can sneak up on. said Polly Lobster Yeah. You're right. said Mad Monty Kermit found the portal to arrive where Nadya was. Do you know where Constantine and Dominic Badguy went? asked Kermit They went on vacation in Scotland. But it's not too late. You can still get revenge on the two if you hurry. said Nadya Thanks. said Kermit No problem. said Nadya (An hour later) So there you two are! snapped Kermit I'd better run! Have fun dealing with him, Number 1. said Dominic Badguy I can tell you're very angry Kermit. But this whole thing wasn't mine or Number 2's idea. said Constantine It was too! Who do you think was the one who put us in Cartoonland in the first place? asked Kermit If you want to catch me, you got to run all around the world to catch me! said Constantine Oh i will. And i'll catch you! said Kermit Just try. I have years of expeirence that help me to avoid getting caught by my enemies. said Constanine