We are currently trapped in an elevator. said Scooter Tell me something i don't already know. said Kermit sarcastically Does anyone have a plan to get us out of here? asked Walter Don't worry Walter, i'm sure someone will think of something. said Kermit Bunsen, you got any ideas for how to get us out of this elevator? asked Kermit I would like to point out that at this present moment, we currently have no way of getting out of this elevator. said Bunsen So much for that bright idea. said Kermit Luckily though, Beaker is in here with us and might think of something. said Bunsen In fact he has an escape plan in case something like this happens. said Bunsen Tell us what Beaker's plan is. said Fozzie I would tell you Fozzie, but i forgot that Beaker temporarily lost his voice so we will have to try something else. said Bunsen Then why did you did even tell us about Beaker in the first place? asked Fozzie Don't start arguing, Fozzie. We're not here to argue. We're here to discuss escape plans. said Bunsen Why does Constantine and Dominic Badguy's house even have an elevator? asked Fozzie I've had enough of your complaining, bear! You annoying twin of Bobo! said Polly Lobster Well we can't just stand here and do nothing. I think we should call for help. said Miss Piggy Fine. I'll hit the door with my fist and see if that will work. said Kermit Constantine! Constantine!! Constantine!!! yelled Kermit multiple times I'm in here, frog. said Constantine Constantine! yelled Kermit for a final time You trapped yourself in the elevator? Well at least you finally get what you deserve for constantly annoying us with your antics. said Walter I'm not responsible for this antic. Therefore I did not prank myself. said Constantine But wait if you didn't tamper with the elevator...Then who did!? asked Kermit Just guess. said Constantine Dominic Badguy...Dominic Badguy you'll rule the day you ever trapped us in this elevator to begin with! You will pay. I'll lock you in here and see how you like it! said Kermit Bobo yah! Probably staring at his watch somewhere. Uncle Deadly yah! Won't even bother looking for us.
Mad Monty- With his only appearance being in Muppet Treasure Island, a reappearance from Mad Monty seems unlikely.
Clueless Morgan and Polly Lobster- Yet two other pirates I doubt we're going to see in the trailer for the upcoming movie.
Miss Mousey- Since she hasn't appeared since then, a reappearance from her seems unlikely. She was also the only female muppet not seen in the Muppets (2011) or its sequel
James Bobin Muppet- With this puppet's only appearance being in the Muppets (2011), a reappearance from this puppet seems unlikely. Just because it didn't appear in the sequel Muppets Most Wanted, doesn't mean it won't ever be reused again.
Mean Mama- Since her only film appearance was The Muppet Movie (1979), the odds of James Bobin writing in a script for Mean Mama seem unlikely, but who knows. Maybe he will.
Slim Wilson- Just because fellow fiddler Gramps managed to make a comeback last spring in Muppets Most Wanted, a comeback for Slim Wilson seems unlikely. Or the rest of the Jughuggers for that matter.
Doglion- This is yet another muppet monster I doubt James Bobin will write a script in for.
Larry and Oliver- Since they did not appear in Muppets Most Wanted, I doubt we'll see much of them nowadays
Old Joe- Since he was the only pirate not at the gulag in Muppets Most Wanted, I doubt James Bobin will write in a script for this obscure arachnid
Phil van Neuter- Since he did not appear in any of the trailers for Muppets Most Wanted, I doubt we're going to see much of this crazy doctor nowadays
Bill the Bubble Guy- Since neither him, Mr. Poodlepants, or Mulch appeared in the Tower of London wedding scene in Muppets Most Wanted, I doubt we're going to see much of him, Mr. Poodlepants, and Mulch nowadays
That just about concludes this countdown of the ten muppets we probably won't see in the upcoming film. I'll see you guys all later.
