The Muppets - "Generally Inhospitable"

Hello all, I've recently been busy and haven't been able to post a new fanfiction in a long time, what with a death in the family and all. But now that that's out of the way, I can finally get back to doing posting new fanfictions again. Anyways, seeing how well I did on my Muppets Go Western fanfiction, I decided to post the second half of it. Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, and Clueless Morgan were finally able to join Blind Pew and the rest of the gold raiders. When Blind Pew, Johnny Fiama, Black Dog, Mad Monty, Uncle Deadly, Zippity Zap, Clifford, Sweetums, Polly Lobster, Clueless Morgan, Sal...

Before I begin, this gulag has prisoners that weren't in the movie Muppets Most Wanted. Let me out! yelled Kermit as the driver of the police van ignored his orders otherwise. After a ride in the van, Kermit was greeted by the sight of the prisoners who ended up in the Russian gulag. The whole bunch of the human prisoners which included Prisoner One, Long John Silver, Big Papa, Tex Richman, Danny Trejo, Prison King, and many more. Kermit was also greeted by Miss Poogy, Jacques the Roach, Calico, One-Eyed Jack, and Big Mean Carl. After hearing the word thank you, something Constantine never...

Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rizzo, Miss Piggy, Scooter, Beauregard, Clifford, Animal, Pepe, and the rest of the muppets were visiting Italy because they wanted to split off and visit different parts of the city. You can go and explore by yourselves, but now I need to know just where everyone plans to explore in groups and when everyone plans to meet me and Robin back here. said Kermit I shall go with you to the Roman coliseum. said Miss Piggy, hugging Kermit's arm. That's great. Except i promised I would take Robin to visit the Roman coliseum. said Kermit That's perfectly fine. Besides, I need to...

Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Animal, Scooter, Fozzie, Rizzo, Pepe, Rowlf, Sam the Eagle, Walter, Bobo, Marvin Suggs, Lew Zealand, Link Hogthrob, Crazy Harry, Floyd, Dr. Teeth, Camilla, Janice, Zoot, and Statler and Waldorf had to work on some team building activities and were being lead along a trail to their location by Beauregard Watching the event from the comforts of a garage were Sweetums, Mean Mama, Angel Marie, Uncle Deadly, Spotted Dick, Timmy Monster, Luncheon Counter Monster, Thog, Green Frackle, Blue Frackle, Big Mean Carl, The Mutations, Blind Pew, and Beautiful Day Monster Did you...

Dorothy and Pepe were in their house at the same time a twister appeared to send them to Oz, where like the actual film, they were greeted by Rizzo playing the Mayor of Munchkinland. After gathering Kermit playing the Scarecrow, Gonzo playing the Tin Thing, and Fozzie playing the Cowardly Lion, they all made their way to the Poppyfields, run by Clifford, and then on to Emerald City, where they were stopped by Bobo, who used a scanner on them, starting with Dorothy, then Kermit, Pepe, Gonzo, and Fozzie. Bobo went back inside to get the alright from Sam to let them in. A hour later, Bobo came...