Seth: I didn't know they had musicals in Chino. I didn't even know they had dancing or laughter.
Seth: Over-exposure, its a major source of conflict in a relationship. Summerith, Sethimer? You understand what I'm saying?
Ryan: No no, but that's normal.
Seth: What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.
Ryan: What happens in Mexico?
Seth: I don't know because it stays there! That's why we must go.
Summer: Besides, Marissa is happy now.
Seth: And by happy you mean gay.
Seth: Alright, I'm gonna go make magic happen. I feel like my hair's working for me tonight.
Seth: Hold up, you guys. One second, please. Let's not have one speed bump derail the whole train, okay? Let's not throw the baby out with the bath water. Let's not…Let's make some more metaphors!
Seth: Speaking from a recent personal experience the triangle is not a friendly shape, okay? It's pointy, it's got sharp edges. Triangles hurt people.
In fact, Eddie would actually make this romantic triangle more of a romantic…rhombus.
Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
Seth: Everyone knows 80 is the new 75.
Summer: Don't you know what a level is?
Seth: Yeah, it's something you advance to in a video game.
Seth: It's just a little bit blurry. Summer poked me in it with her big toe.
Seth: I don't know man, it was an accident, there were limbs everywhere, I'm lucky I can still see.
Seth: The Star Wars convention? I'm sorry. Her top was off. You couldn't have at least said X-Men for me?
Summer: I am positive that I am leaving this place with a rash.
Seth: Oh, so you're planning on making some extra money tonight?
Seth: You know what I like about rich kids? Bam, nothing. Hey, Ryan, you wouldn't consider me rich, would you? I'd be more upper middle class?
Seth: It's pronounced Tee-ch-uana. God, Mom, you are so white.
Seth: No, Mom, he's in, like, a Zen concentration mode.
Kirsten: Well, he has to eat.
Seth: He's naked!
Seth: Oh, also, that wasn't exactly the way that I first planned to talk to Summer…but I'm now on her radar. Do you think I should tell her about Tahiti? Do you?
Ryan: Not yet.
Seth: That's what I was thinking. I wanted to make sure we were on the same page.♥
