70 ways to annoy Mephiles
1. Follow him around everywhere saying ‘Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey Meeeeeeephyyyyyyy?’
2. Act like Charmey Bee.
3. Tell Blaze that he killed Silver. He will be toast within the next five minutes.
4. Call him Mephy-Boy.
5. If you see him plotting to destroy the world, waggle your finger at him and say ‘That’s not very nice, Mephiles.’
6. Hit him on the… erm… make-believe nose if he says something evil.
7. Get ‘His World’ stuck in his head.
8. Get ‘Dreams of an Absolution’ stuck in his head.
9. Get ‘All hail Shadow’ stuck in his head.
10. Tell Sonic that Mephiles killed him. Sonic will end up hugging Mephiles’ leg screeching ‘PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!’ at the top of his lungs.
11. Say Shadow has finally given in to the Mephadow fan girls.
12. Throw him a bunny-themed Birthday Party.
13. Follow him around with the Scepter of Darkness yelling ‘MEPHILES! I GOT THE ITEM!’
14. Act cuddly towards him in front of Shadow, Sonic, and Silver. Regardless of gender issues.
15. Throw confetti over him whenever he comes up with a plan to destroy the world.
16. Tell him Black Doom was a better villain than him.
17. Yell ‘OH MY GOD! MEPHILES GAVE IN TO THE MEPHADOW FAN GIRLS!’ in public.
18. Pull his tail and say ‘So… Are those crystals STUCK on, or what?’
19. Ask him how he managed to survive Omega shooting him over and over.
20. Tell Silver that he’s the Iblis Trigger.
21. Ask him how he felt about being beaten by 3 ‘harmless’ hedgehogs.
22. Tell him Sonic has a crush on him.
23. Tell Amy he killed Sonic (again) and watch the hammering action.
24. Blame Sonic.
25. Give Rouge a Chaos Emerald if she flirts with him. She will do a very good job.
26. Reprogram Omega to play ‘Here comes the sun’ whenever Mephiles is near.
27. Blame Shadow.
28. When he’s in his Shadow doppelganger form, and asleep, dye his grey quills red and put red contacts in.
29. Say ‘Good morning, Shadow!’ when he wakes up.
30. Ask him why he doesn’t have a mouth, nose, or feet repetitively.
31. Give him a cookie.
32. Ask him ‘Why do you want to kill those cute, innocent, harmless little hedgehogs?’
33. Hint that he’s just a video game character that will never have a real impact on the world.
34. Tell him he’s a pathetic excuse for a weapon of mass destruction. Then hint that he’s only a shade.
35. Graffiti Iblis and say it was Mephiles.
36. Ask him if he’s royal. (When you think about it, he IS, because the Duke of Soleanna somewhat amounts to his creator/ father.)
37. Put ‘The Power Puff Girls’ theme song on his iPod.
38. Blame Silver.
39. Steal his teddy. I guarantee he will cry.
40. Tell him you’re Silver has a crush on him.
41. Tell Silver he said ‘Yes.’
42. Turn Sonic into a 2 year old and make Mephiles babysit.
43. Get Sonic to call him ‘Daddy.’
44. Shove cake on his muzzle where his mouth should be.
45. ‘Comfort’ him when he cries because he doesn’t have a mouth.
46. Push him into a stream, and then pull him out saying ‘You should be more careful around water! Don’t you know crystals don’t float?’
47. Tease him because he’s always failed against Sonic, Shadow, and Silver. Often.
48. Make him breakfast in bed.
49. Steal his credit card.
50. Say it was Amy.
51. Draw him as a baby/chao/chibi/anything cute.
53. Buy him a Chao for Christmas.
54. Ask him why he acts like a zombie.
55. Tell him Sonic Team stuffed up his theme song, and then remove it from his iPod.
56. Say ‘Oh my god! Mephiles! You’re so pale! Are you sick?’ Then give him “evil” chicken soup. Just to rub it in that he doesn’t have a mouth. Mother him to death.
57. Tell Shadow that he put Omega into standby mode. He will have several gunshots through him next time you see him.
58. Tell him he talks funny every time he makes a quote.
59. Tie his hands behind his back. When he goes to talk to someone, he will try to move his hands around.
60. Poke him in the eye and say ‘How come you have stitches in your eyes?’
61. Accuse him of having bad posture.
62. Push him over and say ‘I was trying to see what happened when Shadow beat you up.’
63. Ask him how he walks without feet.
64. Ask him why he always attacks from behind, and then accuse him of being a coward.
65. Tell him he looks like a melted marshmallow.
66. Ask him how he breathes.
67. Get him a Chaos Emerald, and then steal it back.
68. Blame Shadow.
69. Dress up as Blaze and tell him he’s more naïve than Silver.
70. Ask him why he wants to destroy the world. When he shrugs and says he likes destruction, hit him over the head and say ‘That isn’t very nice!’
1. Follow him around everywhere saying ‘Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey Meeeeeeephyyyyyyy?’
2. Act like Charmey Bee.
3. Tell Blaze that he killed Silver. He will be toast within the next five minutes.
4. Call him Mephy-Boy.
5. If you see him plotting to destroy the world, waggle your finger at him and say ‘That’s not very nice, Mephiles.’
6. Hit him on the… erm… make-believe nose if he says something evil.
7. Get ‘His World’ stuck in his head.
8. Get ‘Dreams of an Absolution’ stuck in his head.
9. Get ‘All hail Shadow’ stuck in his head.
10. Tell Sonic that Mephiles killed him. Sonic will end up hugging Mephiles’ leg screeching ‘PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!’ at the top of his lungs.
11. Say Shadow has finally given in to the Mephadow fan girls.
12. Throw him a bunny-themed Birthday Party.
13. Follow him around with the Scepter of Darkness yelling ‘MEPHILES! I GOT THE ITEM!’
14. Act cuddly towards him in front of Shadow, Sonic, and Silver. Regardless of gender issues.
15. Throw confetti over him whenever he comes up with a plan to destroy the world.
16. Tell him Black Doom was a better villain than him.
17. Yell ‘OH MY GOD! MEPHILES GAVE IN TO THE MEPHADOW FAN GIRLS!’ in public.
18. Pull his tail and say ‘So… Are those crystals STUCK on, or what?’
19. Ask him how he managed to survive Omega shooting him over and over.
20. Tell Silver that he’s the Iblis Trigger.
21. Ask him how he felt about being beaten by 3 ‘harmless’ hedgehogs.
22. Tell him Sonic has a crush on him.
23. Tell Amy he killed Sonic (again) and watch the hammering action.
24. Blame Sonic.
25. Give Rouge a Chaos Emerald if she flirts with him. She will do a very good job.
26. Reprogram Omega to play ‘Here comes the sun’ whenever Mephiles is near.
27. Blame Shadow.
28. When he’s in his Shadow doppelganger form, and asleep, dye his grey quills red and put red contacts in.
29. Say ‘Good morning, Shadow!’ when he wakes up.
30. Ask him why he doesn’t have a mouth, nose, or feet repetitively.
31. Give him a cookie.
32. Ask him ‘Why do you want to kill those cute, innocent, harmless little hedgehogs?’
33. Hint that he’s just a video game character that will never have a real impact on the world.
34. Tell him he’s a pathetic excuse for a weapon of mass destruction. Then hint that he’s only a shade.
35. Graffiti Iblis and say it was Mephiles.
36. Ask him if he’s royal. (When you think about it, he IS, because the Duke of Soleanna somewhat amounts to his creator/ father.)
37. Put ‘The Power Puff Girls’ theme song on his iPod.
38. Blame Silver.
39. Steal his teddy. I guarantee he will cry.
40. Tell him you’re Silver has a crush on him.
41. Tell Silver he said ‘Yes.’
42. Turn Sonic into a 2 year old and make Mephiles babysit.
43. Get Sonic to call him ‘Daddy.’
44. Shove cake on his muzzle where his mouth should be.
45. ‘Comfort’ him when he cries because he doesn’t have a mouth.
46. Push him into a stream, and then pull him out saying ‘You should be more careful around water! Don’t you know crystals don’t float?’
47. Tease him because he’s always failed against Sonic, Shadow, and Silver. Often.
48. Make him breakfast in bed.
49. Steal his credit card.
50. Say it was Amy.
51. Draw him as a baby/chao/chibi/anything cute.
53. Buy him a Chao for Christmas.
54. Ask him why he acts like a zombie.
55. Tell him Sonic Team stuffed up his theme song, and then remove it from his iPod.
56. Say ‘Oh my god! Mephiles! You’re so pale! Are you sick?’ Then give him “evil” chicken soup. Just to rub it in that he doesn’t have a mouth. Mother him to death.
57. Tell Shadow that he put Omega into standby mode. He will have several gunshots through him next time you see him.
58. Tell him he talks funny every time he makes a quote.
59. Tie his hands behind his back. When he goes to talk to someone, he will try to move his hands around.
60. Poke him in the eye and say ‘How come you have stitches in your eyes?’
61. Accuse him of having bad posture.
62. Push him over and say ‘I was trying to see what happened when Shadow beat you up.’
63. Ask him how he walks without feet.
64. Ask him why he always attacks from behind, and then accuse him of being a coward.
65. Tell him he looks like a melted marshmallow.
66. Ask him how he breathes.
67. Get him a Chaos Emerald, and then steal it back.
68. Blame Shadow.
69. Dress up as Blaze and tell him he’s more naïve than Silver.
70. Ask him why he wants to destroy the world. When he shrugs and says he likes destruction, hit him over the head and say ‘That isn’t very nice!’
