Narrator: So Butch, being the tough one, what's it like?

Butch: Fun. I can kick butt, but I think titles are stupid. Like, who made Brick the "smart one"? I'm smart! I get a C in school. I just prefer to play video games instead of doing my homework and I am not some bookworm or some geek that studies like 100 hours a day. I always say Brick studies too much. And who made Boomer the "cute one"? I'm cute! Look at this hair sticking out of my head! Look at these facial expressions! I just don't have some stupid cutesy voice nor do I pick flowers and watch soap operas and whatever sissy stuff Boomer does. So I am smart, cute and tough.

Narrator: I see. Well, your so tough, do you ever get in touch with, your sensitive side?

Butch: What about it?

Narrator: Okay! Okay! Sheesh! Just like your girlfriend. Next question.

Butch: You better ask me another question.

Narrator: Your brothers both said that you were mean. Is that true?

Butch: Not really. I'm not really all that mean. It's Brick that's too serious and Boomer that's too sensitive.

Narrator: I see. Boomer said that you like to cheat alot, explain that.

Butch: Oh I don't cheat. Boomer's just not good at the game. He can't keep up with me when we are racing and he's not as strong as me when we play tug-o-war. He's just jealous that I beat him in every game we play.

Narrator: That's understandable. But what about the rumor that you're the instigator?

Butch: Nah! I'm no instigator! It's Boomer. He calls me a basketball head first! What am I supposed to do in a situation like that Mr. N? Say "Boomer, you're right, I am a basketball head"? No! I call him a name back. I call him lemon drop head or lemon head for short.

Narrator: Wow...

Butch: I know man! The worst part is that Boomer always has Brick to defend him. You know, Brick will yell at me if I make Boomer cry or anything like that.

Narrator: Why do you make your brother cry then?

Butch: He's too sensitive! I don't make him cry on purpose! He needs to toughen up a bit. I am just having some fun with him.

Narrator: I think both you and I can agree on that.

Butch: Glad ya see it my way Mr. N!

Narrator: Okay. Well, let's talk about Brick.

Butch: Serious Brick? Yeah. He's just soo... serious.

Narrator: Example?

Butch: Like I try to have a little fun with him, such as scare him or give him a little pinch, he always comes at me like if he was gonna pound my face in. Most of the time, he *does* pound my face in!

Narrator: You don't say..

Butch: Yeah man! Can't you believe that?!

Narrator: I know... well Butch, this is one of the most interesting interviews I've had in a long tim