Once upon a time there was a knight named Sir Boomer. He never gave up and he won most battles.
When he was younger, he thought that girls have "cooties". Odd of the sort that the girl loving knight would think that but he was little then.
He had an eye for a normal village girl named Bell.
She was not a Princess nor a girl worthy of a knight like Sir Boomer but Sir Boomer still loved her.
Thinking about the normal girl Bell and How he could not be with her made him lonely and sad. He did not fight any battles or leave from his room.
Food was sent up every day by a maid. Little did he know that Bell, the normal village girl was his maid. She had just signed up. She walked up into his room carrying his dinner. Sir Boomer would not eat. Bell came over to look at him in his bed. Sir Boomer looked up at her face and was shocked,Bell was looking down at him.
Then, breaking the stare of Sir Boomer and Bell was Sir Butch. Being Sir Boomers brother he could burst into his room anytime. He scolded Bell and made her do work cleaning the bathroom. Then he turned to his brother. He asked what was wrong with him. Sir Boomer sat up and asked his brother to leave.Sir Butch shruged and left without a word.Sir Boomer lay there in his bed, thinking about Bell. He would be able to see her, 3 times a day.
Next morning when Sir Boomer awoke, Bell was all ready in the room. She had made him his favorate food, Eggs and toast. When he started to eat his food she talked to him in the most shyest, gentile voice he had ever heard. They talked for a short time, then Bell left. Sir Boomer had to ask her to marry him. She had lots of beauty and she was a gentile type, a lot more gentile then Princess Bubbles. So he went to ask her to marry him but to his shock, he heard that Bell was going to be married to Sir Brick. Sir Boomer was mad. Super mad. He had to stop this but how......
At lunch time he met Bell again. Bell told Sir Boomer that she loved him and would marry him if her father would have not forced her to marry Sir Brick.Sir Boomer said that they could run away and marry.Bell said that they could stat their own home far away in a village well you know, far away.Sir Boomer said yes and they packed for a long trip south.
Half way to the far away village they asked a witch docter to wed them. So the witch docter wed Sir Boomer to Bell and they marched on to the far way village.
(Boomer wakes up)
BOOMER:Holy! I get married to Bell? What a odd dream. It was like the one Brick had.
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Village girl Bell