Austin & Sean: *In Nova Station*
Mily: *Stops next to them* Hey. It's a pretty nice day today, isn't it?
Austin: Yeah.
Sean: Now I bet you it's not gonna be a nice day anymore, because we're talking about how nice it is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Nope, not this time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Oh, good.
Conductor: All aboard.
Austin: Ready to go to Mossberg Harbor?
Sean: Yes. How about you?
Austin: I'm ready. *Blows his whistle twice, and pulls the train with Sean*

Song: link

Narrator: Meanwhile, Jack the truck was pulling a trailer through town, when another truck passed him.
Truck Driver:...

Marisa is the narrator

Narrator: Hey.
Hannah: *Blows her whistle as she passes by with a passenger train*
Narrator: Trainz was filmed before a live studio audience! I shouldn't have to shout, but there's a train passing by.
Audience: *Laughing*
Juliette: *Resting in Mossberg Station, she watches Veronica arrive with another passenger train*
Veronica: *Blowing steam as she stops*
Juliette: That's disgustin'! You know you don't have to do that every time you stop at a station!
Veronica: You can be more polite about it.
Juliette: I don't have to be polite to anyone!
Conductor: All aboard!
Juliette: I know...

People: *Jogging on a path by the train tracks*
Shayne: *Passing the joggers as he pulls a freight train*
Jesse & Jerry: *Passing Shayne, pulling a different freight train*
Shayne: *Stops at a red signal*
S.B: *Jogging, but he stops next to Shayne* Hey.
Shayne: Oh, hey. When did you start jogging?
S.B: A few days ago, but I was never on this path before. I usually jog through town.
Shayne: Then this should be a nice change in scenery for you.
S.B: *Looks at the signal* Your signal is yellow.
Shayne: *Looks at the yellow signal in front of him* Why so it is. I better get a move on.

Theme Song: link...

Lee's home was right next to a yard, where Jeff, and Bryce worked.

Lee: *Walks up to Jeff, and Bryce* Okay you two, things are going to change for us. If we play our cards right, we can expand our operations, and really restore the Norfolk & Western.
Jeff: Then our objective will be complete.
Bryce: What do we need to do to complete our task?
Lee: CSX is bringing a freight train towards us any second now. Once it arrives, bring it to Norfolk Virginia. We need to get there with everything intact.
Bryce: How much time do we have?
Lee: Three days. With a very short amount of stops for fuel, and...

Panzer was sitting in the yards, waiting for Mr. Bruce to start his briefing.

Anton: When did you say he'd arrive?
Panzer: 3. 2. 1.
Mr. Bruce: *Sticks his megaphone out of the tower* Good morning my engines.
Mick: Hey.
Mr. Bruce: It is great to see all eight of you ready to work. Remember the 1 million I stole from Mr. Baldwin?
Robert: Yeah. You said you had it in the bank collectin' interest.
Mr. Bruce: That's right. It went up to $2.5 million. I didn't use all the money, but I think I got some things to help us annihilate the Eastern Pacific once and for all.
Matt: You better be telling us the truth...

Mossberg Harbor

Harbor Manager: Well Mr. Bodine, now that we're getting more employees, you can go back to your photography company.
S.B: Thank you sir. Glad I could help.
Harbor Manager: So am I.
Jesse: *Blows his horn twice while pulling in with a freight train*
Harbor Manager: We better get out of his way.
S.B: Agreed. *Walks back to the station*

While S.B and the manager went on their separate ways, Jesse's engine blew black smoke, and he broke down.

Jesse: Aw, damnit!!
S.B: What happened?
Jesse: Damaged piston I guess. Can you call one of the engines to tow me to the repairs?
S.B: Let me see who...

Mily: *Pulling six passenger cars*
S.B: *In her cab, looking out the window*
Mily: Thanks for coming with me today.
S.B: Thanks for inviting me over. Things must be easier for everyone here now that all the snow's melted away.
Mily: It didn't take that long for it all to melt though. That's what I find surprising. We get 13 inches of snow, and then four hours later, it gets into the 50's, and it all melts away.
S.B: I didn't even get a chance to make a snowman.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Not far away, an ambulance was going down a road. Four men were inside.

Man 134: $50,000. We just stole $50,000...

I haven't done one of these in a long time.

Here's the other two I did

Skit 1: link
Skit 2: link

Dirty Harry: Do I Feel Lucky

Starring Sean as Harry Callahan
S.B as Jaffie
Rock Island Diesels as Bank Robbers

Video: link

A bank alarm went off.

Sean: Ah shit. *Leaves*
Painters: *Looking at the bank*
Sean: *Heading towards the bank with a .44 mounted onto his right side*
Rock Island Diesel 4: *Coming out of the bank with the money*
Sean: HALT!!
Rock Island Diesel 4: *Fires a shot from his shot gun*
Sean: *Shoots him*
Rock Island Diesel 3: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Fires a bullet*
Rock Island Diesel 3: *Gets into...

Sodor, 1977

Thomas: *Pulling Annie, and Clarabel on his branch line*
Paxton: *Stops at a station with a short freight train*
Thomas: *Stops next to Paxton*
Paxton: Hello Thomas. What's going on today?
Thomas: Oh, I'm just running my branch line as usual. What's going on with you?
Paxton: Sir Tophamm Hat asked me to deliver toys for the children.
Thomas: That sounds like a wonderful job.
Paxton: Why thank you Thomas. Listen, I've been hearing Diesel 10 talk about you, and the rest of the steam engines. He's trying to get a group of diesels to join him, so that he can destroy you, and the other steam...

Jazlin: *In Hunterdon Station, very sad*
Sharon: *Stops next to Jazlin* What's wrong?
Jazlin: I miss Sean.
Sharon: Your diesel friend?
Jazlin: Yeah. I don't get to see him often.
Sharon: Why don't you ask Ms. Scarlett if you can visit him? *Puffs away with her train*
Jazlin: *Her jaw drops to the ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jazlin: Why didn't I think of that?!

Theme Song: link

Jazlin: *Notices it's time to go, and pulls her train out of the station*

Intro

Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Makenzie & Casey Jones: *Pulling passenger cars next...

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Pictures of other characters

Veronica: link

Stop the song

Episode 11: Happy Christmas To All, And To All A Goodnight.

The engines on the Island of Errol enjoy Christmas. One of the reasons for this, is because of all the passengers with smiles on their faces. They are either going to visit family, and friends, or buy presents for Christmas.

Mr. Baldwin, and...

After getting turned into humans, the Eastern Pacific engines tried to see if they could find anyone else.

Jack: *Walking to Mossberg Harbor with Austin, Shayne, and Jesse*
Austin: I sure hope the Northern Errol Line doesn't show up.
Jesse: What if they got turned into humans as well?
Shayne: I highly doubt it.
Jesse: I don't. They may have an easier time taking over our railway as humans.
Shayne: They'd have an easier time if they were still trains.

When they arrived at the harbor, they saw a passenger train pulled by 3 Baltimore & Ohio SD9's, and a freight train pulled by a green Mikado.

Jesse:...

S.B is the narrator

Narrator: I think you already know what I'm going to say.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Yep. Here it goes. Trainz was filmed in high definition before a live studio audience.
Sean: *Couples up to his passenger train in Mossberg Harbor*
Lucy: *Coming towards him with a freight train* Hi.
Sean: Hey.
Lucy: Guess what I got in my boxcars.
Sean: Freight.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Lucy: *Laughing*
Sean: Okay, that's cheating. It's too obvious. Since it's December, my guess is that you got Christmas decorations.
Lucy: I do.
Sean: I'm looking forward to this year. Jazlin and I are going...

Jesse is the narrator

Song: link

Narrator: Trainz was filmed in high definition before a live studio audience. Which, honestly, doesn't sound like a good idea.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Hilary: *Going 90 miles an hour with her two passenger cars, and caboose*
Narrator: You see? You really want the audience to move around the island, following you while you film high speed trains? They have more important things to do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Let them watch on their TV's from home.

The song fades away as Hilary stops at Mossberg station. Alyssa stops next to her on the other side of the platform....

Makenzie, and Casey Jones were doubleheading a freight train into Mossberg Harbor. Upon arrival, they saw a ship. The same ship that Donna was on, but the two porters didn't know this.

Crane: Very nice work girls. *Unloading Donna from the ship*
Makenzie: *Gasps*
Casey Jones: Donna, what are you doing back here?
Crane: What do you mean what is she doing back here? Didn't Mr. Swanson buy her back?
Donna: No. *Detaches herself from the crane, and lands in front of Makenzie, and Casey Jones* I came back here without anyone knowing about it. Since you two have witnessed my return. You must go. *Uses...

Song: link

Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Mike: *Passing Bellette Station with his freight train*
Ethan: *Pulling four freight cars*
Kenny: *Pulling a freight train with Jeff, and Bryce*
Jesse: *Stops at Mossberg Harbor with his freight train*
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Jessica: *Pulls into Impala Station*
S.B: Wait. Cut! CUT!!!!!!

Stop the song

Jessica: *Confused as she looks at S.B* What's the matter?
S.B: This is a montage for diesels only.
Jessica: Oh. Sorry.
S.B:...

A few minutes ago on a fictional island ten miles from California.

Song (Start at 0:06): link



It is a time of references, and Easter Eggs. Movies, and T.V shows seem to be getting a lot of those lately, and Trainz is no exception. It happens at least one time in nearly every episode.

We will do the same thing for this episode, but it will have more references than any other episode produced before, and after it.

You will be laughing non stop until this episode is complete. References, assemble!

Audience: *Laughing*

The song fades away as we focus on the Eastwood & Mossberg Railroad.

Danielle:...

D261 returned to the diesel works, seeing Sidney, and Diesel return themselves.

D261: Where did you two go?
Diesel: We were sent to Brendam Docks to make it vacant.
Sidney: We got rid of Cranky The Crane, and other workers.
D261: Nice work. Diesel 10 sent you down there. Where's he?
Diesel 10: *Arrives with D199* Getting another member to join our group.
Paxton: *Arrives* I'm back. Sir Tophamm Hat sent me to go deliver clay, but I have returned.
Diesel 10: That's nice. Arry, Bert, Dennis, bring out our steamies.
Mark Moraghan: Thomas, Percy, and James were brought into the diesel works after being...

Logan's Heroes

Sir Tophamm Hat ordered a new engine on the Island of Sodor. His name was Logan.

Sir Tophamm Hat: Everyone, say hello to Logan.
Engines: Hello Logan.
Logan: Hi everyone. It's really great to meet you.

Even though most of the engines said hello to Logan, they had their doubts, because of the way he looked.

Gordon: He looks too much like a diesel.
James: He's probably a diesel in disguise.
Henry: Duh, what's a disguise?
Gordon: A disguise is something you wear to prevent others from recognizing you.
Henry: Cool. I'm going to get one of those now. *Leaves the sheds*
Sir Tophamm Hat:...

Previously on Trainz

Tabby: I still can't believe I dated Ian.
Bri: You did?
Tabby: Yeah, and it was kind of a mistake. He seemed more interested in my body than anything else.
Jack: Well you do have a busty pair of cylinders. No matter who you run into, they're always gonna be hooked on those.
Tabby: Yeah. I do like having big boobs- dah! I mean cylinders!
Victoria & Adam: *Chuckles*
Tabby: But there are some negatives I could live without.
Bri: For small engines like us, they're kind of a necessity. They may add extra weight, but they also give us good steam pressure.
Victoria: She's not wrong....