Mily: *Pulling six passenger cars*
S.B: *In her cab, looking out the window*
Mily: Thanks for coming with me today.
S.B: Thanks for inviting me over. Things must be easier for everyone here now that all the snow's melted away.
Mily: It didn't take that long for it all to melt though. That's what I find surprising. We get 13 inches of snow, and then four hours later, it gets into the 50's, and it all melts away.
S.B: I didn't even get a chance to make a snowman.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Not far away, an ambulance was going down a road. Four men were inside.
Man 134: $50,000. We just stole $50,000 from the bank.
Man 241: And the cops didn't even know about it. They actually thought we were medics.
Man 66: *Drives past a few houses*
Police Officer 30: *In a Ford Fusion police car, next to a house* They haven't spotted me. I'm moving in.
Song (0:18): link
Man 241: *Looks at the police car following them* We may want to rephrase that.
Man 134: *Looks at the police car* He's flashing his lights. Step on it!
Man 66: *Flooring it*
Man 134: Can we outrun him?
Man 80: If we head for the railroad crossing, we may have a chance.
Man 66: I'm on it.
They started heading towards the crossing, just as Mily was making her way towards them. The lights began to flash as the gates went down.
Mily: *Blows her whistle*
Man 66: *Crashes through the gate*
Mily: Did you see that?!
S.B: *Sees the police car to the right* I see what's going on, that ambulance is stolen.
Mily: *Going faster*
Police Officer 30: *Stops, watching Mily pass through the crossing with her train*
Stop the song
Police Officer 30: I lost them. They used the railroad crossing to their advantage.
Man 134: Yeah-ha, it worked!!
Man 241: But how long will he stay off our tail? We can't exactly go that fast in a big vehicle like this.
Theme Song: link
Man 66: We just gotta find a good spot to ditch the ambulance, that's all.
Sean: *Passing Devon. Both diesels are pulling passenger trains*
Makenzie: *Her first attempt on pulling her train train has her wheels slip a quarter of a way. The second attempt has her do the same thing. On the third attempt, her wheels slip fiercely*
Grayback: *Stops next to Eddie in the Eastern Pacific interchange*
Panzer: *Stops in front of Mr. Bruce's tower*
Kenny: *Watching Tony and Tito pass him in the yards*
Juliette: *Backs up to her passenger train at Impala Station*
Panzer: *Angrily staring at Kenny from his yards*
Kenny: *Staring at Panzer as he goes to the Hunterdon Central Interchange*
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
Panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.
Mike: *Leaving the yards with thirty freight cars*
Sean & Ian: *Coupling up to a freight train in the yards*
Song (0:28): link
Episode 137: Lights & Sirens
Man 66: Over there. We'll go to that junkyard.
Man 134: There's another cop coming towards us, make it in, quick!
As the ambulance entered a junkyard, another police car passed them, but the officer didn't notice them.
Man 241: Good.
Man 80: Stop by that pile of cars there.
Man 66: *Stops*
Stop the song. Everyone got out, and one of them lit a match.
Man 134: *Finds a can of fuel* It's full. Let's throw it in there. *Puts it in the back of the ambulance*
Man 66: *Throws the match into the fuel can*
Everyone left as the ambulance was ignited into flames.
Police Officer 30: *Spots another officer, and stops next to him* Did you see the ambulance pass by?
Police Officer 97: No, but since you brought it up, I think I have an idea.
They turned around, and went towards the junkyard. They made it in time to watch the ambulance burning.
Police Officer 30: Well, so much for evidence.
Police Officer 97: They might strike again, with a different type of vehicle.
S.B: *At the roundhouse with Mily, Jesse, and Austin* She's not lying, I was there with her.
Jesse: First you have those two street racers give you trouble at one of the crossings, and now an ambulance?
Mily: It was stolen.
Austin: Well that would explain the police cars.
Mr. Baldwin: *Pops up in his tower* And speaking of the police, they have requested our help in stopping those four suspects who stole the Ambulance. They believe they're going to try and rob another bank with another stolen vehicle.
S.B: Do they know what type of vehicle they're gonna try to steal?
Mr. Baldwin: No, but I do know that we need a narrator for this episode.
Jesse: My throat's not in the best shape.
Austin: I won't be allowed to narrate until season 7.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: How come?
S.B: Because I told him that. Don't forget, this is my show.
S.B: Mily, would you like to be the narrator again?
Mily: I'd be delighted.
Mr. Baldwin: Well, I'm glad we got that sorted out. Now, the police will keep me notified about our four suspects. There's also someone coming to visit us for several days, starting tomorrow. His name is Ringo, and he's a good friend of mine.
S.B: Can't wait to meet up with your friend sir.
Narrator: Next morning however, there was trouble. The four robbers stole more money from another bank. This time, they were dressed as fire fighters.
Man 134: Smart move you made with that alarm.
Man 241: And the smoke grenades.
Man 66: Those cops won't- *Sees a squad car following them*
Man 80: Why?!
Man 134: They quickly realized that phony fire, didn't they?
Man 241: Let's use the water cannon to slow them down. *Climbs out onto the truck, and walks up the ladder*
Police Officer 53: Calling for back up. They're trying to slow me down with the water cannon.
Police Officer 96: Affirmative, I am close to your position.
Police Officer 87: Responding to your 2-11. Three officers are better than two.
Man 241: *Firing water from the cannon on Police Officer 53's car*
Man 66: *Passing a Nissan Sentra*
Woman 76: *Stops on the railroad crossing*
Police Officer 53: *Crashes into the Sentra*
The officers passed the crash, chasing down the fire truck. Stop the song.
Jesse: *Blows his horn three times as he stops, inches away from the car*
Woman 76: *Steps out of the car, and walks to the police offcer*
Police Officer 53: Are you okay?
Woman 76: Yes Officer. I'm so sorry.
Police Officer 53: It wasn't your fault. Let's move off the tracks.
Mily: *Stops next to Jesse* Looks like I'm not the only one having trouble with railroad crossings.
Jesse: Heh, you can say that again. Think you can help me out with my train?
Mily: Well, seeing how I have the rest of the day off, sure.
Jesse: Thanks. The brakes on a few of the cars are acting up, so I'll need help getting into Delta.
Narrator: I wasted no time coupling up to Jesse. I placed sand on the rails as I back up to him.
Jesse: On a count of 3, we'll start pulling together.
Mily: *Couples up to Jesse* 1.
Narrator: Jesse slipped as he pulled hard. I wasn't having an easy time either.
Mily: *Blushes as she closes her eyes from the strain*
Jesse: *Stops himself from slipping* You're doing good.
Mily: It's the sand. How are you doing?
Jesse: Not bad. *Slips again, until his wheels hit the sand* That's better.
Narrator: Evidently, we got the train moving. The station master was waiting for us at Delta.
Station Master: You're two minutes late Jesse. What happened?
Jesse: The brakes went faulty on a few of the freight cars. I was also delayed by a car accident on a crossing.
Mily: We had a difficult start after the crossing was clear, but at least we're only two minutes late.
Jesse: Right. It could be worse.
Narrator: It was about to get worse alright.
Man 66: *Stops the firetruck in a garage*
Man 80: That went well.
Man 134: Sure. We almost got caught twice in a row.
Man 241: We have to try and hit our next target without getting detected by the cops. I say we steal one of their squad cars.
Man 80: Where do we get their uniforms?
Man 134: Leave that to me. I know a guy who can help me out with that.
Man 241: And I'll get the car.
Man 66: Let me know when everything is ready. I'll find our next target.
Later, Mr. Baldwin spoke to his engines.
Mr. Baldwin: Now some of you have heard about this before, but I have a friend from New York City who came here to visit for a week. His name is Ringo.
S.B: *Watching a man with long blonde hair walk towards him, and the engines* Hello.
Ringo: Hello. Pleased to meet you.
Mr. Baldwin: He's around your age S.B, so I think you two will have an easy time getting acquainted. You probably have a lot in common.
S.B: You obviously like trains, otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: Do you like to play tennis?
S.B: Do you like any video games?
Ringo: Mostly racing games.
S.B: Do you play Gran Turismo?
Ringo: I play Forza.
S.B: Well if you want to give Gran Turismo a shot, come over to my place.
Narrator: After meeting Ringo, I had to go to Mossberg Harbor. I talked to Kaela, and Casey Jones.
Mily: Well, sounds like everything's going good on your line.
Casey Jones: All we need is to have Amy get her repairs finished, and things will get better.
Kaela: We have had to carry a lot of freight trains without her. I heard she's coming back soon though, so everything will get better.
Mily: Everything's going great on the Eastern Pacific, but there seems to be a group of robbers that keep using our railroad crossings to escape the cops.
Casey Jones: Yikes.
Kaela: I hope the police aren't giving you too much trouble.
Mily: They're not, but those robbers nearly got ran over by me in a stolen ambulance. Things could get worse if they're not careful.
Kaela: Well you be careful out there. Casey Jones and I need to get ready for a double header.
Casey Jones: We've got to move some boxcars.
Mily: Don't work too hard.
Conductor: All aboard!
Mily: *Blows her whistle twice as she pulls her passenger train. She rings her bell as she goes faster*
Narrator: I had to go to Nova, but along the way, I stopped at a red signal after passing Cadillac Station. Mr. Baldwin was waiting.
Mily: *Stops next to Mr. Baldwin* Hi sir.
Mr. Baldwin: We were trying to meet up with you in Mossberg Harbor, but we got stuck in a traffic jam.
Ringo: *Steps out of Mr. Baldwin's car* I'd like to ride in your cab, if you're okay with that.
Mr. Baldwin: Good. See you two later. *Drives off*
Ringo: You're sure it's not a problem?
Mily: I give S.B cab rides all the time. He's my best friend.
Ringo: *Climbs into Mily's cab* Is that a fact?
Mily: Mm, hmm. *Watches her signal turn green. She blows her whistle as she pulls her train*
Ringo: So, where are we heading?
Mily: We're heading to Nova Station. It's the end of the line for passenger trains on the western portion of our line. Our line goes further west, but that's only for freight trains.
Not far away
Man 66: *Driving the police car*
Man 134: *Laughing* I can't believe we pulled that off.
Man 241: It's a good thing we also got train wheels added onto this car. It's a Hy-rail now.
Man 80: A Hy-rail police car.
Man 66: I love it. *Turns left onto a train track at the railroad crossing, and starts driving towards Hunterdon* We'll hide out in Hunterdon for a little while, and make things tougher for the Mossberg Police Department to stop us.
Mily: *Spots the police car on the tracks* Hang on back there, I spotted someone. *Speeding up, catching up to the police car*
Mily: Four robbers in a stolen police car.
Man 134: *Looks back* Oh no. We're being followed by a train.
Man 241: She's not even on our track.
Man 80: I know that engine. I heard she helped the police stop those three guys in the classic sports car.
Man 66: I remember that too. She's not stopping us. *Floors it*
Ringo: I don't think your friends over there want you to follow them.
Mily: *Slowly catching up*
S.B: *Stops his car at a railroad crossing. He spots Mily chasing the four robbers in the police car* I think now is a good time to dial 9-1-1.
Man 80: It's no use! She's catching up!
Man 66: Well I doubt her top speed is 160 miles an hour. We'll lose her.
Mily: *Right next to the car* Hi fellas! I don't think that car belongs to you.
Man 134: She's right next to us! Get off the tracks!
Man 66: We're going too fast! We slow down to switch to the normal wheels, and she'll just stop next to us.
Man 241: She's pulling a passenger train. I doubt she's going to stop when we do.
Man 66: No. We gotta outrun her.
Man 80: We can't, she's going faster than us! Stop!
Mily: *Gets switched onto their track*
Man 80: STOP!!!!!!
Stop the song
Man 66: *Braking, he hits Mily's train and lands the car on it's roof in the grass*
S.B: *Arrives in his car, followed by two police cars*
Narrator: Later that evening, I talked to S.B, Mr. Baldwin, and Ringo.
Mr. Baldwin: The police want to thank you again for your help today.
Ringo: Hey S.B. Later tonight, would you be interested in playing some video games?
S.B: Sure. What did you have in mind?
Ringo: Anything, as long as there's no cops involved.
Song (0:40): link
S.B & Ringo: *Laughing with the others*
Narrator: Where were the audience members when you needed them?
S.B: We didn't have enough jokes earlier, but now we're getting somewhere.
Mr. Baldwin: Too bad it's the end though.
Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link
The end credits begin with Ringo riding in Mily's cab. Mily is pulling a passenger train out of Nova Station, heading for Impala Station
Characters In Episode
And Sean Bodine as S.B.
Songs Featured For Episode
Squad Car: The Belairs
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 21, 2018
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.