1. Burn ALL her books.
2. Whenever she's trying to read, creep up behind her and start singing "We wish you A Merry Christmas." as loud as you possibly can.
3. Constantly ask if somebody sneezed in her hair.
4. Ask her "Why do you get antenna in mew form? Porpoise's don't have them!"
5. When she is carrying food at the café, run right in front of her yelling "Neeeeeeep!" Then blame her for the mess when she drops the food.
6. Every week, send her heaps advertising leaflets in the post. With a note next to them saying "Because I know you love reading."
7. Steal her glasses.
8. Offer to try and braid...