I woke up. The room looked tired and gloomy from the three days of staying here. And I for one was wide awake! Although I'm not a morning person, I sure did wake up early. 5 am huh? Not bad...
It was still pretty early, and I decided to just get up and change, cause today Chris would be waking us up early. I digged down into my suit case trying to be as quiet as possible, looking for some fresh clothes.
After completing my task, I decided to go to the bathroom. So I went outside and tried not to wake up anyone else. I was still a bit tired, but if I go back to sleep now, it'll be hard to wake up agian.
I heard foot steps on the deck of one of the cabins, and it wasn't me, was it? Nope, because I had already reached solid ground. The foot steps stopped at first, but then they grew louder when I saw the shadows facing me.
Ok, wtf? Ok, lets see, his eyes were closed, he's drooling, and has his hands up straight foward. He's sleep walking, isn't he? I saw a sleepy Noah and Cregg sneak up towards Owen, and Noah had a frying pan. Probably from the kitchen...
I wonder why this wasn't caught on camera? Lol, but I felt like Owen was going to attack me...
Owen was walking up to me and I was backing away, until I hit a tree! I swear to god these trees just love making me look clumsier than Tyler ever was. Anyways, yeah. Not so fun being the victim here!
I saw Noah run up behind the over weight giant and wacked him out cold with the frying pan. "That's...for almost feasting on my collection of science fiction books!" He snapped at the knocked out Owen.
Hmm, so maybe this happends before the show starts? That would explain why Noah doesn't look so tired in the beginning of the third episode...
But this happening? Ha! It would've be hysterical if they included this for the screen time! I let out a giggle, you know, the cute and adorable giggles you usually hear in animes? And yes, I love anime, what's where my art talent lays mostly on. But still, I'm pretty good at realistic. I'm so much of an anime geek that I laugh like a japanese school girl!
Noah just smiled, and so did Cregg. I smiled too. "You have braces?" Cregg asked, well I actually do...
"Yeah, but I'm getting them off in a few months!" I exclaimed, but of course! Maybe I could make an alliance with these guys, or at least Cregg, since Noah wont be staying for long.
I yawned, "I'm going to go to the bathroom now." Noah frowned agian, then adding, "As you announce that to the world..."
God! It's like he's hot & cold with me! On secound he's nice, then he's all pestimistic and rude! I could hear Cregg behind me saying to be nice to the girl, and I could hear Noah's eyes rolled in a circle, or that is, I could imagine it.
After going to the bathroom and washing up, I decided since we weren't gonna eat, that maybe instead I would snack on something now. After all, I'm pretty hungry. I traveled over to the kitchen and searched through the pantry, and fridge.
I didn't find much protien, but I did see a cake! I just hoped it wasn't one of those old fart cakes that taste like crap! I took it out, and decided, better than nothing.
I devored each bite, it was pretty scrumious! I was completely full, it tasted like carrot cake. Wait...
...This was for Chef and Chris, wasn't it? Crap. Just great. I'm dead meat. Well then, I'll just try and frame someone else? It was worth a try, and it was about 6:30, that gave me half an hour...
Then the light bulb blinked inside my brain! It was the perfect set up, and I might get some additional friends! If I somehow frame Heather, Leshawna and Gwen would love me like a sister, I wouldn't get caught, plus, because Heather tries to get Chris' good side by commenting on his shorts before the challenge, he'll think she said that just to not get caught!
So I took the plate, and walked outside to trail the crumbs and last piece under Heather's bunk, I just need to not make a sound!
Crap, the boys were walking up to me! What will I do?! Maybe they'll help me? Or tattle tail...
"Whatcha got there...Kelley, that's your name right?" Asked Cregg, I had to be honest with them or I wouldn't hear the end of it...
"Cake, coffee cake, gonna frame the most hated girl on the island for eating it all," I explained, the two dark haired boys looked at each other, then Noah smirked, "let's see you try to pull of this stunt!"
I got the idea, he liked the fact I was hating on Heather, but was still acting as if I wouldn't work just to make himself seem smarter. Cregg just nodded his head. I walked off and snuck into the cabin of ladies, sleeping, almost like angels...
Lashawna couldn't stop snorring, it just put more pressure on me, and Gwen, she looked dead! Beth was talking in her sleep and Lindsay flinched a few times before rolling over. I snuck the plate under Heather's bunk, and just for fun, decided to take some of the frosting from the cake and rub some on her lips.
Bad idea, or it almost was, she almost woke up when I smudged some on her cheek, then I quietly sprinted out of there! The mission was complete. I smirked, and went up to the two guys just sittin' around.
"So," Noah began, "did the day dreamer complete her goal?" I smiled, "sure did, barley though."
I still wasn't so sure whether or not Cregg would tell on me, but he asured me with hi own words he wouldn't. He's nice, but I was worried he was also one of those nice guys who was a goody good too shoes.
I looked at my watch, and saw Chris, looks like it's show time! The three of us heard a honk and we walked over to see Chris. Figures he'd do that! But he didn't wake me up! Ha!
I heard Lashawna run u to the window and scream at Chris, "DO I LOOK LIKE A FARMER TO YOU?!" Everyone got dressed and gathered around outside, I caught a glimps of Cody, who was about to take Eva's Ipod. Not a smart idea! Eva almost bit off Cody's hand for that one!
Hmm, I wonder if I brought my Ipod along? I bet so! I didn't fully search my purse and decided to now. I felt some cords! That's gotta be my Ipod! Maybe I could listen to it some while running!
Then I caught up with the reality, and Owen fiddiling with his fingers commenting, "Oh excuse me, I dunno if that's enough time to eat breafast!" Umm, yeah, that's why I ate earlier...
"Oooh, you'll get breafast Owen," Chris sang, "right after you complete your 20 kilometer run, around, the lake!" Oh how fun. I can't wait to start.
"Oh so you're funny now?" Eva raised her eyebrow, "you know what I think would be funny..." Eva was not in a good mood huh? Probably woke up on the wrong side of the bunk? Courtney told her to shut it and Eva just continued on.
We headed over the the starting spot, I was inbetween Justin and Trent. As soon as Chris said go, I didn't run. Instead, I walked, while fixing up my Ipod so I could tune out to everything!
Alot of people were ahead, and I had already ran past the walking stick, vampire, and twins. I saw Noah on purposely bump into Heather and I noticed the frosting was still lingering on her face.
"Do you mind?!" Heather glared at the book worm. I could tell they were never on good terms ever, even the beginning of the season. Soon enough I caught up to the male barbie doll and surfer girl.
I could hear some of the rest of them catching up, and I thump to the ground, it made me look around, but not stop running, making me do the dumbest thing ever:
It was Noah, and he had fainted, I saw him lift an eye lid, but then he quickly recoiled it shut when he saw me. Lol! I always knew he faked some of his conditions!
Still, I was running backwards, and Justin piped up to ask why. "Because I can?" I answered, probably a pretty stupid thing to say I may add...
I turned back around and continued running faster, passing Justin and Bridgett. I was taking my PE teacher's advice and sticking with a light jog. It works! Ha! You learn something every day don't yeah?
I decided since no one else felt like talking, or were too focus on running that I'd blast my music up high. I love music, and I loved it loud!
Eventually, after an hour or two, I reached the cafiterria. I was walking by then, and Cregg and I were side by side. I had turned off my music because I was tired of it, and Cregg was sweating big time, ew.
We went inside the cool room at long last, and joined the others by sitting down. FINALLY we could sit! Uhhg! I streched out my arms and legs, then fell into the wooden log. Although it was uncomfotable, it wasn't now after running for so long. I rested my arm on the table...
...but then I had to move them...
"CLEAR A TABLE! STAT!" Cried Owen with great concern. To bad no one realises he's totally faking it. I got off the table and let them use it for CPR on the geeky little smart-ass. I still wonder why I didn't try that too? I mean I did go past Geoff and DJ, I could've pretended to faint and then they could've gotten me here faster than Owen!
Leshawna sighed out in her tired voice that they made it. Harold came in last, having his hand on his chest. "What took you so long?" Asked Courtney in her winey voice, "we just lost the challenge!"
"I think I'm having heart competitions!" Harold cried out, poor guy, someone should've carried him! Oh well, that wasn't really the challenge, crap...
"I don't think that's the challenge..." the words dropped out of my mouth! I was in big trouble now, how was I supposed to explain?! Courtney turned to me, "and how would you know this?"
"Umm..." crap, what was I to say? Wait! I know! "Because he never mentioned it being the challenge?" Perfect! Because he really didnt! Ha! Then I decided to add in, "plus wouldn't the challenge be more brutal?"
"True..." Courtney trailed off, huh. I guess I was becoming pretty good friends with her. Shocker. But then agian, comparring the total drama island Courtney to now? Haha, she's totally insane! But for now, she's the sane caring Courtney we all know.
Now I can tell why people miss total drama island so much! Duncan isn't so much of a jerk, and isn't as dull. And Courtney isn't so bad after all! Not to mention Justin didn't talk much and wasn't such a bad guy, and Izzy was better this season out of the three. I guess the only character that was better improved was Noah, because he talked more and seemed to not change his character a bit. But only a little. As for Gwen? They made her look completely bad on TDWT! And don't get me started on Trent and hid OCD!
"Wait a mintue," Gwen began, "if they lost...that means..." I so badly wanted to finish the sentence! Just for fun, "We won the challenge!" Exclaimed someone else, and that someone else was no other than Cregg.
Oh well...so much for looking like a smart person. They all cheered, even the book worm sat up with his fists in the air cheering, although part of him I bet couldn't care less.
"Woah there! Hold your horses guys! That wasn't the challenge!" Told you so Courtney! She looked right at me probably thinking I was some genius. "What did you just say?" Gwen asked in a ticked off manner.
"Who's hungry?!" Chris showed us food that probably sent from the angels above compared to what we ate for about a week. I felt the cameras face me for my response to all this, I just shrugged and took a drum stick. that's it, it's all I need. It filled me up somewhat but I didn't need to over eat like everyone else, I looked over at Cregg and Noah, they barely ate anything either.
Owen was dancing with the turkey tonight and the rest were devowering their own plates! Leshawna was gulping down the baked beans, and Gwen was breathing in the chicken, and breathing out the bones. Cody and Trent were dinning on their meatloaf, and Geoff ate the mash potatos in a secound!
After the table was vanished of all foods, everyone was moaning from being a glutton. Chris jumped on the table with his favorite microphone and announced that it was time for part two of the challenge.
"I thought eating was the secound part," Owen talked with his mouth still full of those chicken wings. "What more do you want from us?" Gwen complained, I would too, lol. "Weird Goth girl is right, haven't we been through enough?" Heather added in. The cameras rolled over to me, agian, for the secound time, I shrugged, agian.
"Umm, let me think about that, NO!" Chris continued on, "It's time for...the awake-a-thon!" Owen looked rather confused, "the what-a-thon?" "Don't worry!" Chris added, yeah, I'm pretty worried, "this is an easy one! The team with the last camper standing wins invincability!"
"So, what you're saying is that the 20 k run and the turkey eating frinsey, were apart of your evil plan to make it harder for us to stay awake?" Questioned Gwen, you nailed it goth girl.
"That's right Gwen!" Chris announced, Gwen responded, "man he's good." yep. He sure is, this should be fun...
Chris told us to move our butts out to the camp ground, perfect. All I need to do is try right? Then I'll look like I was trying and then I won't get voted out. Because last time I was being a bit lazy, and that almost got me out first! Tough luck!
It was 12 hours in, I was a little tired, but because I didn't take my sleeping pills I could make it through. I was up in a tree, debating on what to say when I saw Noah kiss Cody. I mean, what should I say right?
Lets see, I could say "Ha! That's just too funny!" Or maybe Ha! You two look pretty dumb!" But those don't fit...do they?
I sighed and rubbed my eyes, and put my notes back into my overly large purse. I heard a big thud, that must've been Owen, I looked over, yep, it was Owen. The cameras were annoying me today, they zoomed into me for the third time! I just shrugged, agian. I could hear Lindsay squeal about the new allaince. Fun.
It was 24 hours in and half the campers were asleep, some of them looked cute, there was only one problem though. I couldn't really see straight anymore...
Everything was blurry, and I decided I needed to go to the bathroom, I couldn't stand straight either. When I jumped out of the tree I caught myself, and walked over to what I thought was the bathroom. Nope, it was Katie and Sadie, crap.
I heard footsteps, it was Geoff, "dude, you ok? Maybe you should rest?" He asked me while slipping in a yawn. "Bthmroao..." I complained, translation? Bathroom.
"What?" Geoff was confused, I pointed at something, it looked like the bathroom, and luckly, it was. "Ohh, bathroom!" He face palmed himself, he lead me there, and I went to the bathroom, after that was over, I went back outside.
My eye lids were heavy, and the world was spinning, I just fell. Asleep.
Later on, I woke up, I was knocked out for about two days I think, I wanted to roll over but for some reason I couldn't, something was grabbing on to my waist and wouldn't let go. I heard some moaning noises and kissy noises by my ear. Hey...
...Why does my ear feel slimey? Wait...
I looked over...
It was Noah, and I was in Cody's position! He screamed in my ear real loud and I screamed in tune with him. We looked at each other while screaming our heads off scared half to death!
We then ran oppisite directions and both hit a tree. Ha! See? I'm not the only one who keeps hitting trees!
That was just, too weird, I mean, serisouly? Ew. Anyways, Chris told us to go take a shower, so I did so. Once we hit the showers, I could see Lindsay and Beth chatting about the final three and such. Umm, hate to break it to them, not gonna happen...
I rinsed out my hair, and the last few drops of conditioner and grabed my towel. "Dude," Bridgett looked over, "you use alot, of conditioner!" I blinked at her, and replied quietly that it helped my hair stay soft and healthy. I added in a smile, and then there was a knock on the door.
"WHERE'S HEATHER?!" Yelled Chef, my smile curved into a smirk. I decided to sit myself in a corner wraped around my fuzzy and cozy towel. "What do you want?!" Heather yelled in an annoyed tone. I bet I knew what it was~!
"THE CAKE! WHERE IS IT?" I couldn't help but giggle a bit, but I tried to keep it down because Heather might realize I framed her. Heather quickly got dressed so she could confront chef with a towel hugging her raven hair.
After she left, I dried off and put my clothes back on. I let out one last devious giggle and was about to head out. "Hey white girl!" Lashawna walked over to me partially dressed, "Did you frame her or somethin'?"
I couldn't help but nodd, Leshawna laughed real hard after hearing that one, "Oh maaan that's good! Good girl turned bad!" I broke into a laugh with her, and then headed outside. I saw Heather being dragged by her arm by Chef towards the kitchen, oh god that was just awesome! I feel so proud!
The only problem is if she figured out it was me, I would totally be a target! So I had to keep it low profiled. I walked over to see the two boys smirking at me, they must've heard too.
"So," Noah started to talk, "I see you didn't get caught?" I couldn't help but have an evil smile pasted on my face, "but of course," i sang, Noah and I high fived and Cregg joined in.
"Can't believe you pulled that one off!" Cregg smiled, man, usually I'm the nice type to hug people because of being somewhat outgoing, so I pulled them into a hug! What? I can do that right?
"Umm, yeah, didn't really need to be hugged by a wet head," Noah complained, meh, I don't care if my hair dries naturally, oh well! "Too bad," I rolled my eyes while keeping my smile up.
After Chris had announced the winner of the challenge, I walked over to my cabin, Cregg followed. Noah just walked off to read somewhere. Going back to my cabin however, was not a good idea...
Eva screamed so loud and was in a rage! She was having a mental break down I swear to god...
"WHERE, IS MY MP3 PLAYER?!" She Yowled, "ONE OF YOU MUST'VE STOLEN IT I NEED MY MUSIC! NO ONE IS GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I GET MY MP3 PLAYER BACK!!!" She threw a book at Harold, and I could see her looking even in the boy's cabin of the Screaming Gophers. Wait, LOL! That must've been Noah's book! Bye bye fan fiction collection!
I let out a little giggle because of it, and then Courtney geastured to us, "Ok, whoever took it better give it up now, before she destroys the whole camp!" Courtney said that so fast I could barely keep up with her...
"Hey guys~" Heather sang, "Woow, this place is a real mess!" Umm, no thanks to you maybe? "Someone stole Eva's mp3 player," Courtney thumbed over to where Eva was searching, and Katie nodded.
Heather then spoke one agian, "You don't mean this do you-" Heather put her hand in her pocket, and tried to grab it, but for some reason, it wasn't there. Wait...
...But she had it didn't she? I then noticed Cregg take it out of his pocket instead, holding it out to the team, "you mean this? I saw Heather steal it from the camp fire pit and I wondering who it belonged to! Of course, I didn't think Heather would return it knowing her! So I came apound it and thought I'd try to find out who it was!"
Eva was so happy, she ran outside after it, and without hesitation, Cregg gave it to her. "Oh thank you! Thank you thank you!" Eva let the last word extend on her tounge. "No prob!" Cregg said and walked away.
Then Eva, turned to Heather, and went on an all fists rage, "YOU LITTLE B*TCH! YOU STOLE MY MP3 PLAYER! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE!" Geoff and DJ grabbed a hold of her so Heather wouldn't get beaten up.
I also noticed Heather had a light black eye on the left, Chef must've done that to her. Prank, went, wrong. I felt kind of sorry for her. But the rest of them were glarring at Heather for ever stealing Eva's music player. I just rolled my eyes.
After Heather had left and Eva calmed down, they let go of Eva. "So," Eva began her speech, "sorry about that little, overreaction, I guess I got it back after all...ok, maybe I read into things a little bit, hehehe...but at least I got it back now!"
I walked off, luckly, she searched through their cabins and not mine! Which I found to be kind of ironic, and what exactally wa Cregg trying to do? I mean Noah, me and him all hate Heather, but he really made her look bad. And yes, I'm guilty for over doing the prank and all...
At least no one hates me, but boy was heather hated this time around? Oh well, I went to my bunk inside my cabin and placed my head on my favorite purple pillow. I day dreamed until it was time for the giving of the marshmellows.
Chris walked up to everyone with the tray of marshmellows, "you've all cast your votes and made your desicion. There are only 10 marshmellows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmellow."
I could see the camera zoom in at each and every one of us, "the camper that does not recieve a marshmellow must imidatley return to the dock of shame, catch the boat of loosers, and leave. And you can never come back, everr." Yeah, we heard that one already Chris. Can't you just give up the gig already?
"The first marshmellow goes to Duncan," Chris announced, agian, he then said that Bridgett, Courtney, Katie, Sadie, Tyler, DJ, Geoff, and Harold got a marshmellow. Wait...
Agian?! Really?! Why me?! "Campers, this is the final marshmellow of the evening..." Chris then stopped for the suspence. I was too tired to care, but I wouldn't knw why I was voted for again...
"Before I say who it is, I just gotta say someone got on the chopping block for eating my coffee cake," Chris glarred at me, I just giggled and shrugged. Huh, so no one voted for me huh? It was just because they figured out why it really was! I'm screwed aren't I...? Even if I survive and get the final marshmellow, which I'm sure I wil!
"Kelli," Chris said I was going to get the final marshmellow. I went up to claim it, and recieved a smile from some of the others. Eva watched me in disbelief as I clinged to the marshmellow with my index finger and thumb.
"Eva?" Chris began, "the dock of shame, awaits..." Then Eva got a huge fraged face on, and stood up about to yell, "Nice," she sarcastically started, "really nice. Who needs this lamo tv show anyway?!" She kicked Chris in the shin, ouch!
Courtney yelled out good bye to Eva nicely, and she threw a stick at her! I didn't vote for her though, just to be safe after all. "I didn't vote for you!" I waved, Eva just walked away scowling at everyone else.
We gathered around the campfire and roasted our marshmellows, agian, me giving Harold mine. "To the Killer Bass!" Cheered Courtney, yeah, well I'm sure we'll win the next challenge! That's when Noah gets voted out for being a terrible cheerleader! Lol. "And to not ending up here next week!"
Well, I'll probably miss the egg head, but oh well, that's how the season goes, right?
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