Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Our contestants went throw the most grossest challenge yet. They ate sheep's eyes, swam in cow's blood, and drank snake pee. Cole got black mailed by Draven, Layla got the confessional tapes... again, and Joss got the boot in a Mysterious circumstance since over half of his team didn't vote him off. hmm... should I look into it?
Chris: Anyways, who will win? Who will lose? Who will cry for their mommy? Find out the answer to these questions and more Right here, right now, only on... Total... Drama... Reality Check!
(Team Real's Boy's trailer)
Jordan: I fill so bad for Joss.
Robert: I know. Who could've done that to him? I mean, if over half of the team didn't vote him off, who did?
Cole: Is that really a reasonable question?
Chilly: what do you mean?
Cole: It's obvious Draven did it.
Jordan: What do you mean? Draven doesn't hate Joss... so we know of... and he doesn't like you.
Cole: True, but his done a lot of things lately.
Robert: How do we know that you didn't do it?
Cole: Because I like Joss.
Cole: Okay, I don't really like Joss so much like that. But I didn't do it with the votes. (sigh) Yeah I voted him out, but I didn't change the votes. I don't cheat like that. Plus, with the remote thingys... how can you change that votes?
lily: did i lose my phone in here.......what if someone stole it.............(closes eyes and opens them)
phoenix: im gonna kill who ever stole my phone
(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
Annie: Hey Lily.
Lily: Hey, have you guys seen my phone anywhere in here?
Lia: You lost your phone too?
Lily: You did too?
Fawn: We all lost it.
Lily: Who could've stole it?
(May points up to Layla under her covers)
Fawn: Hey Layla!
Layla: (still under covers) Hey!
May: By any chance do you have our cell phones?
Layla: umm.. no
Fawn: mhm.. I'll see.. (climbs up there and pulls off covers revealing Layla with the confessional tapes watching it.) (Gasp)
Layla: This isn't what it looks like.
Lia: You have the confessional tapes... again!
Layla: Okay it is what it looks like...
Annie: Why are you stealing the confessional tapes again?! Remember what happened last time between me and Lia.
Layla: Well, Draven gave it to me.
Fawn: Because hey are going out.
Layla: WE ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fawn: Wow. Me thinks lady protest to much.
Layla: Okay that's it! Me and Draven are not going out! I will never have a boyfriend after what Kyle Allen did to me the last time I went out with him... GRRRRR! (smashes table) oops.
(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Liza: I can't believe Joss got voted off.
Marissa: I know.
Elisa: How could he have been voted off.
Liza: I don't know. But Someone must've messed with the votes.
Chris: All contestants to set 8 NOW!
Liza: Need a dictionary Chris? I can help you look up the word please. (sigh) He'll never learn.
Mathew: What is this?
Chris: Ladies and Gentlemen men, welcome to the hit 1960s reality show: Truth or......... Consequences!!!
Blake: Oh no. Even the name doesn't sound good.
Chris: And I will like to have all the members from each team into their assigned seats.
(everyone goes to their assigned seats)
Chris: Today your challenge is based on the hit 1960 Reality Show Truth or Consequences.
Lia: Really? Because based on that introduction you gave us I thought it was based on Sponge Bob.
Chris: No time for the sarcasm. Today, you will be asked questions, the team to buzz in the correct answer get's a point. The other team doesn't.
Vincent: Where does the consequences part come in?
Chris: hehe... I was hoping you'll say that. If you buzz in and your answer is wrong, you don't get a point, but you'll have to face the worst consequence in your life.
Mathew: Just you or the whole team?
Chris: the whole team.
Chris: Okay, now. First team to buzz in correctly get's the point. The first round is questions from Total Drama Island. Okay. The first question is: Who is the smartest contestant on the island?
Lia: (buzz in) It was Noah!
Chris: Good job Lia! Team Fake get's the point!
Team Fake: OH YEAH!
Fawn: Good job Lia.
Chris: Next question: Which camper does Chef hate the most out of all 22?
Lia: (buzzes in) Duncan!
Chris: Correct! 2 points for Team Fake!
Lily: Wow. Good job Lia.
Chris: Come on people get one wrong! Next question: Who was the first contestant to arrive to Total Drama Island?
Lia: (Buzzes in) Beth!
Chris: Great job Lia!
Lia: Oh yeah!
Chris: Just get the next question wrong please.
Lia: psh. no way!
Chris: (sigh) Next question: Who took a sewage shower?
Robert: (Buzzes in) Heather!
Chris: Follow up question.
Liza: Wo. wo! Follow up question?!
Chris: I never said there wasn't going to be one. Who gave Heather the sewage shower? Only Robert can answer this one since he answered the last one.
Robert: oh man... aaa... Lashawna?
Chris: Come on people! Our ratings are going down! Get an answer wrong already! (Sigh) Next question! What contestant wears sandals?
Marissa: (Buzzes in) Courtney!
Chris: aggghh... Correct.
Chris: How many campers are there not counting Mr. Coconut?
Mathew: (buzzes in) 22!
Chris: Correct! Next question: Who was the first female camper to get kicked off?
Vincent: (Buzzes in) Eva!
Chris: (sigh) Correct. Okay! These questions are getting too easy! Let's get them a little harder. Besides Ezekiel, who was the other stereotypical Canadian?
Jordan: (buzzes in) ummm.. Noah?
Chris: WRONG! FINALLY!!
Elisa: (sigh) So what's our consequence?
Chris: To make it a little fun, Team Fake will decide it for you. Team Fake?
Layla: Oh I got it. All of the players must sit in a pool leaches.
Chris: I like it! Draven, fill a pool with leaches.
Draven: (sigh) Okay. (fills the pool with leaches)
Chris: Okay. Team Real. Get it. All of you.
Lia and Annie: Oh no! Jordan!
(everyone get's in)
Cole: This isn't so bad.
Jordan: OW! OW! OW!!!!
Chilly: what a baby.
Elisa: Get calm with the leaches. get calm with the leaches... Hi little guys. (faints)
Elisa: (wakes up) huh? I'm okay?
Chris: Time's up!
Jordan: (runs out of there and back to his seat.) I'm safe!
Chris: For now... hehe... next question: Who from Total Drama Island, was Total Drama Island their only season to not have been eliminated in a double elimination?
Blake: (buzzes in) ummmm.... Duncan?
Chris: WRONG!!! It was Courtney!
Chris: Team Real, pick their punishment!
Cole: I got it! They must put their hands in ice cold water for 3 minutes
Jordan: Wow. That's not an easy one. I tried that once and my hands ended up asleep. I could not fill my hands.
(Draven is finishing filling 9 buckets of Ice water)
Draven: (see's Layla) here Layla. This one is for you.
Layla: aaaa.. Thanks?
Chris: okay. 3 minutes starts... NOW!
(All of Team Fake puts their hands in the ice water)
Fawn: OH MY! That burns!
Layla: (sigh of releaf) No, it fills nice.
Lily: How can it fill nice?! It burns!!
Layla: No I fills good.
Annie: I know that Layla's already psycho, but she has hut new levels of it!
Chris: Times up!
Blake: My hands are asleep.
Chris: hehe... yeah. Putting your hands in cold ice water can do that. Now, take your seats for the next round! It is based off of Total Drama Revenge of the island.
Chris: First question: How many Confessionals were the same as their audition tape?
Liza: (buzzes in) 2!
Chris: Right. Follow up question: Who were they? Only Liza can answer it.
Liza: Cameron and Lighting.
Chris: Correct! That makes it 5 for team Real and 4 for team Fake.
Layla: Oh come on guys! We're losing!
Chris: Next question: Who was in the button 2 every time they were in an elimination ceremony?
May: (buzzes in) Dakota!
Chris: Now. For the final question: How many animals on Total Drama Revenge of the Island?
All: Ummm.. aa...
Draven: I can't have Layla's team lose or else I know they will vote her off... Hmmm.. I just have to rewire the buzzer to make someone on Team Real's buzzer go off and they get blamed for making their team lose. hmmm
(Under Team Real's seats)
Draven: okay. I just need to rewire it and... done!
(Jordan's buzzer goes off)
Chris: Okay Jordan! Answer the question!
Jordan: huh? I didn't hit my buzzer.
Chris: well it was your buzzer that went off. Now answer it in 5 seconds or else your team loses.
Jordan: okay.. ummm... aaaa.. 0?
Chris: WRONG!! Okay. so Team Real, you guys have 2 consequences. The first one is the elimination ceremony and the 2nd one is the consequence from team Fake. Let's start with what Team Fake wants that one to be.
Layla: I got it!
Fawn: Tell us first.
May: Okay that's just evil!
Vincent: Wouldn't that kill them?
Lia: But Jordan-
Layla: They have to stay in a room of bees for 10 seconds.
Jordan: b- bees?
Lia: He's allergic to bees.
Annie: How could Layla do that to Jordan?! His allergic to them!
Chris: okay. Team Real. Get in. (pushes them into the room of bees and they all scream)
Lia and Annie: NO JORDAN!!!!!
Chris: 7... 6... 5... 4... 3.. 2.. DONE! Come out!
(All of Team Real comes out but Jordan)
Elisa: Never do that again!
Liza: Yeah. I got bee stings all over me.
Robert: Where's Jordan?
Jordan: (comes out with big red lips and tons of bee stings)
Lia and Annie: JORDAN?!?!?!
Cole: Ouch. That doesn't look good.
Chris: Okay. Team Real. I'll see you guys tonight!
(Outside of Studio)
(Cole, Vincent, Blake, and Mathew are there)
Vincent: So you think Draven stole out phones and hid them in here?
Cole: Oh I know he did. I mean, it's just something Draven would do.
Mathew: Well who goes in there?
Cole: Let's draw straws. (pulls out 4 straws from pocket)
Blake: You just have 4 straws in your pocket?
Cole: Yeah. You don't?
Blake, Vincent, and Mathew: no...
Cole: Oh. well, pick a straw.
(They all pick a straw and Blake get's the smallest)
Blake: Oh man.
Cole: Well go Blake.
Blake: (sigh) okay. (enters)
Mathew: Cole. You know. Your nice to us for being on the other team.
Blake: hmmm... let's see... (gasp) Our cell phones.. and a instruction manual for a remote... (gasp) Draven messed up the votes so that Joss would get eliminated!!
Draven: hello? (enters) What are you doing in here?
Blake: N- nothing.
Draven: Come with me. (grabs Blake's hand)
Blake: NO! Let me go!
Liza: I vote Jordan. Sorry but he is not doing too well with all those bee stings.
Marissa: Sorry Jordan.
Robert: I guess Jordan. he made us lose.
Chilly: Hmmm.. Jordan?
Elisa: I think Jordan.
Jordan: (still having big lips so hard to understand) Cole.
Chris: okay. Have you all voted?
Team real: YES!
Chris: okay. That was a waste of time.
Team Real: WHAT!?!?
Chris: mhm. even though you guys lost, Someone on team Fake is being kicked off the show. Draven, bring him in!
(Draven brings in Blake with tape around his mouth)
Chris: Blake was seen sneaking around the studio with is OFF LIMITS! He is kicked off the show.
Blake: (hard to understand with the tape around his mouth) WHAT?!
Chris: mhm. Time to go to the Bug-o-shame Blake!
(Chris Carries him to the Bug-o-shame.)
(Where the bug-o-shame is)
(Chris throws Blake into the Bug-o-shame)
Blake: But I need to worn everyone about Draven!
(The Bug-o-shame drives off)
Chris: I guess They'll never know! Or will they? Will Team Fake find out about who stole their phones? What will Layla do with the confessionals? And will she ever be voted off? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Reality Check!
Sorry this episode isn't as good as the others, i needed to make it to get Blake out of the show because the owner of Blake is having personal problems (I will not say it with out her permission) and she wanted me to take him out of the show. So please pray for PhoenixRoyal with her problems. Thank you.