Author's Note: There will now be 12 of the original TDI characters returning because there are only ten fanpopper's signed up. If I had of kept the eleven original campers, the teams would be uneven. Also I apologize for the crappy arriving scene thing. I know hardly anyone got any good lines >.<The only other thing I wanted to mention is that I'm not putting any romantic relationships with the previous campers and the new campers. I might later on, but right now no one will be dating.
Scene: Dock of Shame
Chris Maclean: Welcome to a brand new season of Total Drama Island! This season will be jammed packed with all new challenges and some new competitors who will be arriving at any moment!
*The boat of Losers pulls up and off steps our first new contestant.*
Chris Maclean: Hello Katie welcome to the island!
Katie: Hi Chris! It's great to be here.
Chris: You might not be saying that once the challenges start. *Chris says with a menacing grin*
*Katie looks slightly worried*
Chris: Here comes new camper number two! *says Chris holding up two fingers.*
*A girl jumps enthusiastically off the boat.*
Chris: Dawn! You made it, good to see you.
Dawn: Wooo! I'm psyched! *Dawn walks over and stands next to Katie*
Chris: Here comes our next camper!
*camper steps off the boat*
Chris: Karen! How are you?
Karen: Great Chris! *stands by other campers*
*Another boat pulls up and the next camper hops off*
Chris: Sumer! How was the boat ride?
Sumer: Okay I guess Chris. *stands with others*
*The next camper arrives*
Chris: Tappy! What's up?
Tappy: *looks nervously at the camera* Um... erm...um...I-
Chris: Okay taking too long for a response! We don't have all day here. Go stand with the others.
*Tappy looks embarrassed and stands with the others.*
Chris: okie-dokie Here comes camper numero cinco! *holds up five fingers as he says this*
*camper steps off the boat*
Nadia: Hi! *stands with other campers*
*The next boat pulls up and a guy steps off*
Chris: Jared! What's up? You're the only new camper this season who's a guy!
Jared: Really... wow. *stands over with others*
Chris: Looks like our next boat is arriving!
*boat pulls up, and a girl steps off, while walking up the dock she trips and falls.
Chris: Oooh that's going to leave a mark! You okay Lisa?
Lisa: *stands up rubbing her head* Yeah I think I'll be fine. *stands with others*
*The next boat arrives, a girl jumps off*
Chris: Junnno! Hi! Are you excited to be here or what!?
Juno: Heck yeah! *stands with other campers*
Chris: Looks like our last camper is just about to arrive!
*Boat arrives and a girl jumps off*
Chris: Amy! Hi! How are you!? *Chris notices a ladybug crawling up his arm* EWW! *squishes it*
Amy: AHHH! *runs toward Chris* You killed an innocent creature!!!! It's people like you who are killing our planet!
Chris: Geez! okay, okay, just calm down and stand over there with the others.
Amy: glares at him and stands with the others*
Chris: Okay! Time to introduce our returning campers! Here's Cody, Noah, Harold, Heather, Courtney, DJ, Izzy, Duncan, Leshawna, Lindsay, Justin and Gwen!
Harold: Hey, how come they were all introduced individually?
Chris: Because Harold, I had to cut your introductions short to get more close ups on myself *camera zooms in on Chris*
Gwen: He's getting worse than Justin
Cody: Hey ladies. *walks up the dock and winks at the new campers. Unfortunately, Cody forgets that it is indeed a dock and walks off the end, falling into the water. *
Cody: *climbs out of the water* I'm okay!
Chris: Okay, now that we're done wasting time, let's go into camp and make our teams!
Scene: Campfire pit
Chris: Okay team one will be, Heather, Duncan, Juno, Harold, Sumer, DJ, Amy, Tappy, Justin, Katie, and Lisa! *tosses team flag to them* You are the Fanciful Unicorns!
Duncan: You're kidding me right?
Juno: I don't think he is, Cuz
Heather: Wait... you two are family? Chris that's not fair they're basically in an alliance already!
Chris: *Smirks* What Ever. Team two, is the rest of you. Courtney, Cody, Jared, Nadia , Karen, Lindsay, Dawn, Izzy, Gwen, Noah and Leshawna! You guys are the Man Eating Pineapples!
Lindsay: Wait! Oh no! Does this mean the pineapple I ate for breakfast is eating me!?
Noah: Yeah, Lindsay that's exactly what it means. *rolls eyes*
Lindsay: *screams and runs in circles*
Izzy: No! Like seriously it's true! My grandpa had his hand eaten off by one while vacationing in Antarctica!
Chris: ...Okay then... *checks watch* Ahhh crap! Thanks to the mindless rambling of our campers, we have run out of time! I didn't even get my second close up! Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Total Drama Island! Seriously, we'll actually do challenges next time. We won't just sit here and ramble!