TDI wiki got some part of the first TDWT aftermath! WARNING! SPOILERS!
Blainely: So...how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault that you're all out of the game?
Geoff: (gasps) Hey...I tried to organize us into a rescue party from the bus of doom.
Blainely: And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million.
Geoff: I threw a great consolation party, with a piñata!
Trent: Yeah, that was my guitar. I kept telling you!
Geoff: I'd rather host the aftermath than suffer through more drama.
Blainely: Care to prove it with a game of Truth or Hammer?
Blainely: Nice moves, Geoff. Almost nicer than the moves Alejandro made on Bridgette.
Geoff: Happy, happy, happy! Happy, happy- (Hammer swings down) Whoa, game's over! Time to move on to our first segment. We'll be spending time with everyone who's left the show since the season began.
Blainely: Everyone we could find, at least. Because two ex-contestants have gone AWOL. Which leads you our new segment, as designed by moi.
Trent: Only Duncan would throw away a chance at a million! Idiot.
Eva: So, you've gotta tell me what I saw.
Scottish Man: (gibberish)
Eva: What are you saying?! Aw, forget this!
Blainely: Camera shy? So not cool, Ezekiel.
Justin: You just said "Ezekiel" and "cool" in the same sentance. Hilarious!
Blainely: What do you think? Real or fake?
Katie: Ghost!
Sadie: (screams)
Blainely: You know, surfer, vegetarian, blonde hair?
Geoff: Oh, yeah. Who was that again?
Beth: Bridgette, your girlfriend! The one who made out on TV with Alejandro and then kissed a pole! 'member?
Blainely: That's right! Please welcome our soulful surfer, who's unfortunate habit of kissing really cute dudes-
Geoff: Harold! Let's welcome out, Harold!
Harold: (is pushed onstage) But I'm no surfer. Unless you count the net. And I've never kissed any dudes before.
Harold: It's over?! I was on the show for three seasons and all I get is a nano-second?!
Harold: (in a flashback; next to Justin who is urinating) When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball. (Justin puches Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Heather) The world's longest cricket match lasted 14 days. That's a lot of googlies. (Heather kicks him. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Noah) In Alaska, it's illegal to talk to someone who is moosehunting. (Moose rams Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time. Like this. (Demonstrates. Squirrel punches him.)
TriviaThis episode title is based on the Simon & Garfunkel song, "Bridge Over Troubled Water".
In this episode, it is revealed that Duncan and Ezekiel are "AWOL."
Blainely: So...how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault that you're all out of the game?
Geoff: (gasps) Hey...I tried to organize us into a rescue party from the bus of doom.
Blainely: And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million.
Geoff: I threw a great consolation party, with a piñata!
Trent: Yeah, that was my guitar. I kept telling you!
Geoff: I'd rather host the aftermath than suffer through more drama.
Blainely: Care to prove it with a game of Truth or Hammer?
Blainely: Nice moves, Geoff. Almost nicer than the moves Alejandro made on Bridgette.
Geoff: Happy, happy, happy! Happy, happy- (Hammer swings down) Whoa, game's over! Time to move on to our first segment. We'll be spending time with everyone who's left the show since the season began.
Blainely: Everyone we could find, at least. Because two ex-contestants have gone AWOL. Which leads you our new segment, as designed by moi.
Trent: Only Duncan would throw away a chance at a million! Idiot.
Eva: So, you've gotta tell me what I saw.
Scottish Man: (gibberish)
Eva: What are you saying?! Aw, forget this!
Blainely: Camera shy? So not cool, Ezekiel.
Justin: You just said "Ezekiel" and "cool" in the same sentance. Hilarious!
Blainely: What do you think? Real or fake?
Katie: Ghost!
Sadie: (screams)
Blainely: You know, surfer, vegetarian, blonde hair?
Geoff: Oh, yeah. Who was that again?
Beth: Bridgette, your girlfriend! The one who made out on TV with Alejandro and then kissed a pole! 'member?
Blainely: That's right! Please welcome our soulful surfer, who's unfortunate habit of kissing really cute dudes-
Geoff: Harold! Let's welcome out, Harold!
Harold: (is pushed onstage) But I'm no surfer. Unless you count the net. And I've never kissed any dudes before.
Harold: It's over?! I was on the show for three seasons and all I get is a nano-second?!
Harold: (in a flashback; next to Justin who is urinating) When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball. (Justin puches Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Heather) The world's longest cricket match lasted 14 days. That's a lot of googlies. (Heather kicks him. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Noah) In Alaska, it's illegal to talk to someone who is moosehunting. (Moose rams Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time. Like this. (Demonstrates. Squirrel punches him.)
TriviaThis episode title is based on the Simon & Garfunkel song, "Bridge Over Troubled Water".
In this episode, it is revealed that Duncan and Ezekiel are "AWOL."
THIS SUMMER, ON A SPECIAL IZZY SHOW, IZZY, TRENT, HEATHER, AND THE COMPANY ARE GOING TO EMBARK ON A DANGEROUS JOURNEY TO...
Trent: The last time I remembered, the San Diego Comic Con isn't dangerous.
Heather: Exept for getting a dosage of nerd! *laughs*
Noah: Hey! I'm right here!
Izzy: Shut up, guys! Anyways... join us real soon when me and my friends are gonna go to the San Diego Comic Con!
WHO WILL THEY DRESS UP AS? WHAT WILL HAPPEN? WILL THEY GET RAPED?
Cody: Jesus Christ, it's not that dangerous, narrarator.
Izzy: Well...I'm gonna be dressed as...
Heather: *shuts Izzy's mouth* You can't tell them yet!
Izzy: Why not?
Heather: Why you little bi-
COMING SOON
Trent: The last time I remembered, the San Diego Comic Con isn't dangerous.
Heather: Exept for getting a dosage of nerd! *laughs*
Noah: Hey! I'm right here!
Izzy: Shut up, guys! Anyways... join us real soon when me and my friends are gonna go to the San Diego Comic Con!
WHO WILL THEY DRESS UP AS? WHAT WILL HAPPEN? WILL THEY GET RAPED?
Cody: Jesus Christ, it's not that dangerous, narrarator.
Izzy: Well...I'm gonna be dressed as...
Heather: *shuts Izzy's mouth* You can't tell them yet!
Izzy: Why not?
Heather: Why you little bi-
COMING SOON
Heather Is Labeled “The Queen Bee” Of Total Drama Island. She Has A Evil Younger Brother Named Damien Who Tortures Her By Booby-Trapping Her Room And Puts Glue In Her Hair Container. She’s School President & The Head Cheerleader & She’s Head Of The Year Book Committee & The Leader Of The Debate Team. Alot! But………
She Has A Deep Dark Secret. She Used To Be A Fat Brace-Faced Style Challenged Junior High Reject; Something She Overcompensates Now With A Mean Veneer And Lots Of Makeup. She Someday Wants To Have A Long Time Ruling Europe. Has Only 2 Friends On The Set: Harold And LeShawna.
Heather Has Also Has Experienced 16 Different Near Death Experiences And Nine Different Hairstyles Throughout TDI And TDA.
She Has A Deep Dark Secret. She Used To Be A Fat Brace-Faced Style Challenged Junior High Reject; Something She Overcompensates Now With A Mean Veneer And Lots Of Makeup. She Someday Wants To Have A Long Time Ruling Europe. Has Only 2 Friends On The Set: Harold And LeShawna.
Heather Has Also Has Experienced 16 Different Near Death Experiences And Nine Different Hairstyles Throughout TDI And TDA.