Chris: We have Alice!
Alice: (exits bus) COLE!
Cole: Alice my girl!
(Alice and Cole kiss)
Chilly: Hey Alice.
(Alice does not reply)
Chilly: Hello? ALICE!
Alice: Oh... hey Chilly.

Alice: Wait, me and Cole aren't on the same team!
Cole: Chris, can Alice please be on my team.
Chris: no.
Cole and Alice: PLEASE!
Chris: FINE! Alice switch teams with Liza.

Alice: I'm guessing it's a.... 3 bedroom house by the looks of it.
Chilly: Cole, do you want to room together?
Cole: I was thinking of rooming with Alice. Sound cool babe?
Alice: Yeah. Sorry Chilly.
Chilly: Oh... aaaa... It's okay.

Chris: (enters) okay, so you 5 want to vote off someone by the name of Alice?
Cole: no, what? Why would you even-
Chris: Now check yes or no if you want Alice to leave or not.
(Lance, Cole, Chilly, Jordan, and Robert check something)
Chris: okay. Alice?!
Alice: (enters) Yeah..
Chris: You may be kicked out of this house.
Alice: What?! Why?
Chris: No idea. Now they all voted. 1 vote for yes. 1 votes for no. 2 votes for yes. 2 votes for no. And the final vote is for...... Yes! Bye bye Alice.
Cole: WHAT?!!
Alice: (sigh) Well, we're going to lose this.
Cole: I want out Chris! I want out!
Chris: are you sure about this? You could cost your team the win.
Cole: I don't care! I want out!
Chris: okay. Alice and Cole are out of the house.
(Chris, Alice and Cole exit)
Lance: Well that was strange. What happened guys?
Chilly: i was being ignored by Cole because of Alice and I wanted her out so I can hang with Cole. And now that won't happen.
Lance: oh...

Cole: Aggghh... So hot!
Alice: I want to go in Cole.
Cole: But we're losing already.
Alice: So? I can't stand this heat. I'm going in with or with out you.
Cole: (Sigh) Fine. I'll come.
Chilly: I'll come too!
(Cole and Alice exit)

Mess hall)
Cole: (looking at the bra that he found)
Alice: Hey Cole. (sits down next to Cole)
Cole: AH! Oh... hey Alice.
Alice: A little jumpy there aren't you?
Cole: It's... It's nothing.
Alice: Are you keeping secrets from your girlfriend?
Cole: (Sigh) Fine I'll show you. (show's Alice the bra)
Alice: Aaaaaa... You know? I'm not even going to comment.
Cole: It's not mine. It's Jordan's.
Alice: Okay... still not going to comment.
Cole: I saw him drop it after the elimination ceremony.
Alice: That's just strange.
Cole: I know right.
(Marissa and Joss walk up to Alice and Cole)
Marissa: What are you guys looking at?
Cole: Nothing!
Joss: Wait, I recognize that bra.
Alice: You do?

Alice: Cole, do you want to be together?
Cole: Sure.
Chilly: Can we all be together? We could be the group of 3.
Cole: Aaaaa... sure... I guess.
Chilly: YES!

(Alice throws a pie at Cole and 1 at Chilly and the one that hit Cole has cherry filling)
Alice: YES! Let's go!
Cole and Chilly: Okay.

(Team Real's girl's trailor)
Alice: (sigh) I wonder how Cole is doing.
Marissa: I wonder how Joss is doing.
Fawn: oh does someone have a crush on Joss?
Marissa: what? No....
Alice: I bet you do.
Marissa: so what does it matter? Every girl has a crush on some boy.
Fawn: Not me.
Alice: mhm... Sure..
Fawn: I don't. I'm lesbian.
Alice: oh well you don't count.
Fawn: oh and what is that suppose to mean?
Alice: nouthing.
Fawn: mhm... Sure...

(Team Real's girl's trailor)
(music is playing and Marissa is reading a book)
Alice: come on Marissa. Party with us.
Marissa: no. I want to read.
(the Trailor moves making Marissa drop her book)
Marissa: Wo! Did you do that?! So uncalled for!
Alice: it wasnt me!
Fawn: (opens door and screams)
Alice: what is it?
Fawn: the trailor it's- (she falls through the ground)
Marissa and Alice: FAWN!
Alice: what happened to her?
Marissa: I don't know... (Sees out side and screams)
Alice: what?
Marissa: we're floating a- (falls through the ground) WAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!
Alice: Marissa? Oh no. I'm alone.

(Team Real's Girl's trailor)
Alice: I'm going to die!!! (screams then gets pulled under the water)
(Studio)
(Alice falls down)
Chris: and Alice is out! That makes Team Fake the winners!!! Team Real loses!
Alice: wait. Loses what?
Chris: I'll tell you in a secound. Let's bring Draven and Blake down here for the fun.

Ashley: Oh my god. Like oh my god. Our team like, totally sucks. Okay. S-U-C-K-S. I suck lollipops, but I don't suck horribleness. I'm like sooooo gonna vote off Alice. We coulda won if those stupid guys, even Blakey Snowflakey got scared from something truly horrifying and dropped to the floor.

lily: i must say im making some friends here but layla.....................shes so mean (closes eyes and turn red when she opens them)
phoenix: wich is why shes going down mwhahahahaha

Fawn: (glares) I vote Alice. That was absolutely hurtful just because I play for the other team doesn't mean I don't have feelings or that I don't love people

(over)

(Elimination ceremony)
Chris: okay everyone enter your votes in your remote.
(everyone enters their votes)
Chris: okay. So the first gilded Chris award goes to...... Marissa!
Marissa: (grabs the gilded Chris award)
Chris: Fawn.
Fawn: YAY!
Chris: Cole.
Cole: BO YEAH!
Chris: Lance.
Lance: yes!
Chris: Chilly.
Chilly: WOHOO!
Chris: Jordan.
Jordan: yes!
Chris: Robert!
Robert: OH YEAH!
Chris: and... Ashley.
Ashley: YAY!
Chris: Alice. Maylene. There is only one more gilded Chris award left. And the final one goes to......................
(Camera zooms in on Alice's face)
Chris: .............................................................
(Camera zooms in on Maylene who is playing with her hair)
Chris: ........................................................... ME!
Alice and Maylene: WHAT?!?!
Chris: Yep. It was tie! 4 votes each.
Alice: Oh man.
Maylene: (crying) NO!!!!
Chris: Alice. Maylene. The Bug-o-shame for you two.
Alice: (sigh) Can I go on a different one than her?
Chris: Nope. Only 1 Bug-o-shame in the world.
Alice: (sigh) Fine.
(Alice and Maylene walk to the bug-o-shame)
Chris: Who will win? Who will lose? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Bug-o-shame)
Maylene: (crying)
Alice: Will you shut up?!
Maylene: There's b... b... bugs everywhere!
Alice: That's why it's called the bug-o-shame!
Maylene: But why bugs?!?!?!?
Alice: Because.... aagggghhh.. Never mind...
Maylene: I'm so scared....
Alice: It's just a stupid buggy limo.
Maylene: Yeah but...
(The mutant beetle turns around a growls at them)
Maylene: (screams)
Alice: aghhh....

Alice: tied in 22nd place