LATER:
Stretch: I am TOTALLY gonna betray Franklyn and Lamar, even though we grew up together.. Just makes it more fun that wa-
Packie: (holding double barrel shotgun). Yo Stretch..
Stretch: What do you wa- (gets a shotgun blast to the face, killing him).
Packie: Huh.. That was eas-
Voice 1: Oh my god! He killed Stretch!
Voice 2: The basterd!
Packie: (makes a run for it, but gets shot at, and has to run to cover).
Packie: Guess were doing this.. Time for some music!
Plays LINKIN PARK - ONE STEP CLOSER as Packie makes short work of his enemies.
The battle ending rather quickly, with Packie unharmed.
Packie: All done.. And did it all without backup.
Rainbow Dash: (shows up, only to realize the battle is already over, and leaves again).
Packie: (radios Franklyn) Hey Frank.. Your pal Stretch ain't a problem no more.
Franklyn: Shit.. He weren't my pal, he was dude that jumped us homey.. Thanks.
To be continued
Stretch: I am TOTALLY gonna betray Franklyn and Lamar, even though we grew up together.. Just makes it more fun that wa-
Packie: (holding double barrel shotgun). Yo Stretch..
Stretch: What do you wa- (gets a shotgun blast to the face, killing him).
Packie: Huh.. That was eas-
Voice 1: Oh my god! He killed Stretch!
Voice 2: The basterd!
Packie: (makes a run for it, but gets shot at, and has to run to cover).
Packie: Guess were doing this.. Time for some music!
Plays LINKIN PARK - ONE STEP CLOSER as Packie makes short work of his enemies.
The battle ending rather quickly, with Packie unharmed.
Packie: All done.. And did it all without backup.
Rainbow Dash: (shows up, only to realize the battle is already over, and leaves again).
Packie: (radios Franklyn) Hey Frank.. Your pal Stretch ain't a problem no more.
Franklyn: Shit.. He weren't my pal, he was dude that jumped us homey.. Thanks.
To be continued
Michael: The fuck, has happened!? Why do you have HIS car!?
Trevor: Piece of turd eh? No wonder people are stabbing him in the back.
Michael: T!
Trevor: I don't know why you mess around with people like that Mikey, I mean rea-
Michael: Trevor! Answer the fuckin question!
Trevor: I asked for a decent day pay, for a decent day work.. And he... Kinda got a little angry... So I admit. I.. Kinda got a little angry.
Pinkie: ... Did you kill him!?
Trevor: What kinda fuckin animal do you guys take me for!? No I didn't kill him!
Trevor: But I DID kidnap his wife!
Michael: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?
Trevor: I just told you what I just did... Now.. Unfortantly we may have to lay low for a while.. But I got a good spot.. I'll drive
END OF EPISODE
Trevor: Piece of turd eh? No wonder people are stabbing him in the back.
Michael: T!
Trevor: I don't know why you mess around with people like that Mikey, I mean rea-
Michael: Trevor! Answer the fuckin question!
Trevor: I asked for a decent day pay, for a decent day work.. And he... Kinda got a little angry... So I admit. I.. Kinda got a little angry.
Pinkie: ... Did you kill him!?
Trevor: What kinda fuckin animal do you guys take me for!? No I didn't kill him!
Trevor: But I DID kidnap his wife!
Michael: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?
Trevor: I just told you what I just did... Now.. Unfortantly we may have to lay low for a while.. But I got a good spot.. I'll drive
END OF EPISODE
Martin: Ahh. Glad you could joi-.... What's with the pony?
Trevor: (petting Pinkie as she's sitting beside him) She's loyal to me okay.. So deal with it.
Pinkie: ... Plus there's nothing on tv.
Martin: Whatever.. Anyway. I need you to kill my cousin., shoot down the jet as he-
Trevor: (excited) Is he coming from Ireland!?.. Is he a leprechaun!?
Michael: (sitting on the other side of the couch, as it's big enough for all three), I highly doubt he's a lepre-
Trevor: Kick ass!! I never killed a leprechaun before.. You think if I shoot it, it will bleed out lucky charms!?
Pinkie: ... I too am wondering that
Martin: Guys foc-
Michael: Why would a leprechaun have private jet!?
Trevor: I don't know.. Maybe he-
Martin: GUYS!!
All three: Sorry
TO BE CONTAINUED
Trevor: (petting Pinkie as she's sitting beside him) She's loyal to me okay.. So deal with it.
Pinkie: ... Plus there's nothing on tv.
Martin: Whatever.. Anyway. I need you to kill my cousin., shoot down the jet as he-
Trevor: (excited) Is he coming from Ireland!?.. Is he a leprechaun!?
Michael: (sitting on the other side of the couch, as it's big enough for all three), I highly doubt he's a lepre-
Trevor: Kick ass!! I never killed a leprechaun before.. You think if I shoot it, it will bleed out lucky charms!?
Pinkie: ... I too am wondering that
Martin: Guys foc-
Michael: Why would a leprechaun have private jet!?
Trevor: I don't know.. Maybe he-
Martin: GUYS!!
All three: Sorry
TO BE CONTAINUED
The three-o were fighting off coppers from inside the tunnels.
Niko: I ain't going to jail in this country! (throws grenade killing a good many of them at once).
They continued heavily fighting, eventually a subway train drove by, and the three took the opportunity to mark their escape as they run further into the tunnels, were the cops couldn't reach them.
THE END
Least until season 3...
Here's the Korn verse Niko played to fill up space
"Let's get this party started!!
I'm sick of being you!!
You make me feel insane!!
We don't give to you!!
Let's get this party started!!
You make me feel insane!!
I want to be the one!!
To make myself sane!!
Niko: I ain't going to jail in this country! (throws grenade killing a good many of them at once).
They continued heavily fighting, eventually a subway train drove by, and the three took the opportunity to mark their escape as they run further into the tunnels, were the cops couldn't reach them.
THE END
Least until season 3...
Here's the Korn verse Niko played to fill up space
"Let's get this party started!!
I'm sick of being you!!
You make me feel insane!!
We don't give to you!!
Let's get this party started!!
You make me feel insane!!
I want to be the one!!
To make myself sane!!
Packie: (narrating) And so the heist began., looking back, it's clear I watched way to much of Full Medal Jacket before hand.
Packie: Hands up people! I got your names! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn and you best unfuck yourselves, or I will unscrew your heads, and shit down your necks!
(audience laughs)
Derrek: Don't none of you worry about nothing, we're here for the banks money, it's going to a better caus-
Packie: Shut up! And handle the safe!
Niko: Open the door!
Derrek: OPEN THE DOOR!
Niko: (points gun at hostage) OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR!
Man: Hold on, I got it.. (Opens door)
Packie: (off view to hostage) ARE ANY OF YOUR PARENTS STILL ALIVE!?
(Audience laughs)
Niko: (stands on table) GET ON THE FLOOR!
Man: But sir-
Niko: (points his rifle at him) You too!
Man: (scared) Okay, okay!
Packie: Hands up people! I got your names! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn and you best unfuck yourselves, or I will unscrew your heads, and shit down your necks!
(audience laughs)
Derrek: Don't none of you worry about nothing, we're here for the banks money, it's going to a better caus-
Packie: Shut up! And handle the safe!
Niko: Open the door!
Derrek: OPEN THE DOOR!
Niko: (points gun at hostage) OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR!
Man: Hold on, I got it.. (Opens door)
Packie: (off view to hostage) ARE ANY OF YOUR PARENTS STILL ALIVE!?
(Audience laughs)
Niko: (stands on table) GET ON THE FLOOR!
Man: But sir-
Niko: (points his rifle at him) You too!
Man: (scared) Okay, okay!
This is actually marks the end of season 2., but it'll be a big episode..
(Niko drives them to the bank of Liberty city).
Packie: Alright, everyone ready?
Michael Keane: I am!
Derek McCreary: Hell yeah!!
(Present time)
Franklyn: (laying in hospital bed, do to a gun wound during the heist) Wow, hold on, his name was Michael?
Packie: What of it?
Franklyn: Dosen't that.. Remind you of anyone?
Packie: What dose Michael Jackson have to do with this?
(audience laughs).
Franklyn: I mea-
Packie: Look, you want me to the story or not?
Franklyn: (angrily) No Packie, I don't!.. I already heard about it on the paper!.. It's just you won't fuckin leave!!
(Audience laughs).
Packie: .......... Anyway, where was I?
(Audience laughs harder)
Franklyn; (annoyedly) Ahhhh!
Packie: Oh yes, Bank of Liberty City
TO BE CONTAINUED
(Niko drives them to the bank of Liberty city).
Packie: Alright, everyone ready?
Michael Keane: I am!
Derek McCreary: Hell yeah!!
(Present time)
Franklyn: (laying in hospital bed, do to a gun wound during the heist) Wow, hold on, his name was Michael?
Packie: What of it?
Franklyn: Dosen't that.. Remind you of anyone?
Packie: What dose Michael Jackson have to do with this?
(audience laughs).
Franklyn: I mea-
Packie: Look, you want me to the story or not?
Franklyn: (angrily) No Packie, I don't!.. I already heard about it on the paper!.. It's just you won't fuckin leave!!
(Audience laughs).
Packie: .......... Anyway, where was I?
(Audience laughs harder)
Franklyn; (annoyedly) Ahhhh!
Packie: Oh yes, Bank of Liberty City
TO BE CONTAINUED
this isn't actually a chapter..
But I don't got any ideas left for this one..
So it ends there..
besides.
Too excited about the NEXT chapter..
Even though it'll have little to do with all that happened in the series so far.
Packie McCreary will have his own focus episode.
Why..
Because he's fuckin AWESOME!
That's why...
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So it ends there..
besides.
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Even though it'll have little to do with all that happened in the series so far.
Packie McCreary will have his own focus episode.
Why..
Because he's fuckin AWESOME!
That's why...
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(All the hostages finished cleaning the diamond store)
Michael: There? That wasn't so hard now was it?
Audience laughs.
Michael: too bad it was for nothing.. (He and Packie start breaking the glass cases to steal all the diamonds.
audience laughs.
Michael: Man, I haven't been this excited since I passed second grade.
FLASHBACK ONE:
(Michael is a little boy, chasing invisible butterflies in the background.
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo second grade.
FLACKBACK TWO:
(Michael is a young teenager in the back)
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo the second grade.
FLASHBACK THREE:
Principle: Good job Mr Townley you passed the second grade.
Michael: (now an adult) Oh that is fantastic.. Now if you excuse me, I have to go now.. Theirs a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back
TO BE COBTAINUED
Michael: There? That wasn't so hard now was it?
Audience laughs.
Michael: too bad it was for nothing.. (He and Packie start breaking the glass cases to steal all the diamonds.
audience laughs.
Michael: Man, I haven't been this excited since I passed second grade.
FLASHBACK ONE:
(Michael is a little boy, chasing invisible butterflies in the background.
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo second grade.
FLACKBACK TWO:
(Michael is a young teenager in the back)
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo the second grade.
FLASHBACK THREE:
Principle: Good job Mr Townley you passed the second grade.
Michael: (now an adult) Oh that is fantastic.. Now if you excuse me, I have to go now.. Theirs a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back
TO BE COBTAINUED
