My name is Clarissa. Today, our neighbors suddenly moved out, and warned us of the new neighbors moving in. Something like, "Killer. Devil. Wizard." It sure sounded creepy, and I didn't want to meet my new neighbors, but my parents, being their kind selves, said that they had to make a fruit cake for them.
In the afternoon, when I met the woman, she said her name was Jainzsott. She walked a black cat. That woman must be really bad luck, I thought suspiciously. Jainzsott lived on Devil's Lane, next to my house. She kept her shades drawn, said she had two thumbs, and that she could take off warts with spit!!! AND, she told that to my PARENTS!!! What kind of old lady doesn't know that parents never believe things as far-fetched as THAT??? Well, I sort of believed it...but my parents just laughed, thinking it was a joke. They were like, "Nice one!" Parents never grow up...(sighs) She walked over the next morning, placed her hand on my head, and said, "Jainzsott shall help you. You shall die...a horrible death..." I got my reflexes ready, sensing that she would somehow....kill me? Anyhow, I kicked Jain in the gut. She died, and I won.
Turned out that that old lady Jain was a serial killer also mastered in the art of witchcraft. My old neighbors, were good wizards, and they came back, telling me that I had a great future ahead of me.
In the afternoon, when I met the woman, she said her name was Jainzsott. She walked a black cat. That woman must be really bad luck, I thought suspiciously. Jainzsott lived on Devil's Lane, next to my house. She kept her shades drawn, said she had two thumbs, and that she could take off warts with spit!!! AND, she told that to my PARENTS!!! What kind of old lady doesn't know that parents never believe things as far-fetched as THAT??? Well, I sort of believed it...but my parents just laughed, thinking it was a joke. They were like, "Nice one!" Parents never grow up...(sighs) She walked over the next morning, placed her hand on my head, and said, "Jainzsott shall help you. You shall die...a horrible death..." I got my reflexes ready, sensing that she would somehow....kill me? Anyhow, I kicked Jain in the gut. She died, and I won.
Turned out that that old lady Jain was a serial killer also mastered in the art of witchcraft. My old neighbors, were good wizards, and they came back, telling me that I had a great future ahead of me.