Twilight Fanfiction Article: Cullen Instant Messaging Chapter 3: YODA!

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Cullen Instant Messaging Chapter 3: YODA!

posted by alice_cullen_12

IM-ing

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Bella
i_luv_my_bella: Edward
i_c_ur_future: Alice
blood_12: Jasper (thanks 4 new u-name ideas, guys!)
FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT: Emmett
blondie_123: Rosalie
Dr_vamp_man: Carlisle
mrs_c_cullen: Esme
nessie_is_beautiful: Jacob
imprinted_by_jakey: Renesmee (Nessie)
i_am_pretty,i_am

mrs_c_cullen is signing on
Dr_vamp_man is signing on

mrs_c_cullen: OMC! OMC! OMC! Honeybuns, that was amazing!

Dr_vamp_man: I know! I can't believe I never thought of Doing It on a hospital bed!

mrs_c_cullen_: Oh yes.

imprinted_by_jakey is signing on

imprinted_by_jakey: OH, EWW! Grandma, Grandpa!

mrs_c_cullen: Oh dear! I'm guessing she's had The Talk.

Dr_vamp_man: Changing the subject! How bout' them Red Sox?

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND is signing on
i_luv_my_bella is signing on
i_c_ur_future is signing on
blood_23 is signing on
FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT is signing on
blondie_123 is signing on
nessie_is_beautiful is signing on

i_luv_my_bella: Hello!

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Waz Up! Alice, I heard Saks is having a sale.

i_c_ur_future: I'm not falling for that again.

blood_23: They actually just raised their prices 75 percent!

FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT: Nice trick, Bella!

nessie_is_beautiful: Nice!

blondie_123: SHUT UP!

i_am_pretty,i_am is signing on

i_am_pretty,i_am: The force is strong with this one.

Dr_vamp_man: Yoda? Buddy! From college?

i_am_pretty,i_am: 400 years, it has been. Carlisle, your name is?

Dr_vamp_man: Yes! I am Carlisle.

blood_123: OMA! Yoda? Orange Juice.

FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT: Prune Juice.

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Apple Juice.

i_luv_my_bella: Lemon Juice

i_c_ur_future: Grape Juice.

blondie_123: Cranberry Juice

nessie_is_beautiful: Lime Juice.

imprinted_by_jakey: Lemonade.

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: That's not a juice. And why are we saying juices, anyway?

All: Jasper started it!

FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT: Why is Yoda here?

i_am_pretty,i_am: cuz i felt like it, u butt!

i_c_ur_future: Dude. Not nice. Where's "force is strong" Yoda?

i_am_pretty,i_am: Mwwwhhaaaaaha! It's me ,Jane, you infantile, idiotic freaks! And lemonade is NOT a juice!

All: AHHHH!

i_am_pretty,i_am: Lying, I was. It is the true Jedi master, Yoda!

All: OHHHH! Bye!

THE END! Next chapter features a celebrity guest! WAS! (wait and see!)

YODA! From Star Wars! (My bro helped write Yoda's part!)

patrisha727, brooki and 3 others like this

alice_cullen_12 How is it?

Twilight597 lol why all the juice? and i thought lemonade was a juice?

Styfalie Dude! Lemonade is a juice! It's lemon juice but sweetened and sometimes mixed with other juices.... Anyway. Great story. I <3 Yoda! You should have Boba Fette on...he should ask the Cullens to help him find Han Solo! YAY! Peace.

alice_cullen_12 I know it is. Bella doesn't think so!

alice_cullen_12 I don't know who the celeb. guest is! HELP!

alice_cullen_12 twilightchick helped with the celeb guest! Cosmo and Wanda! Going 2 write C4 now!

alice_cullen_12 And someone else! Starts with an s! If you can guess, you get, a prop from me!

twilightchick omg this hilarious haha i now have to go to the bathroom b4 i pee on myself (haha nt literaly) lmao keep writting =)

i_iz_shineh LOL!!!

dangjessica baahahahhaahhahaha i love it!!!!

alice_cullen_12 Thanks!!!

alice_cullen_12 http://xat.com/chat/room/58449569/ If you like cupcakes and/or this story....GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! And annoy everyone....they call everyone swears and racial terms....Grr

Sammie96 omg

alice_cullen_12 ??Is it good??

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My True love Chapter 17. JAKES POINT OF VEIW!!!

posted by Twilightsauce

Hey..x
Sorry it's been so long (been on holiday and trying to like choose all my exam choices for year 10)lifes been pretty hetic but enough of my life!!! Last time I left off Nessie and jake were going to keep their baby and now we visit them 9 months later. No one actually knows what to expect but the exact being of Aimme (youll know who she is when you read the chapter) will be discovered in the next chapter. Also you would have noticed that this chapter is from Jakes point of veiw I had a fab time writing it and I hope you enjoy reading it eaqually as much! Thankz for reading and please...

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Bella Becomes a Vampire Chapter 4. Half-Breed

posted by Robsessedcullen

Hey Guys it's me again! Here is chapter 4. of Bella Becomes a Vampire! Enjoy!

Chapter 4. Half-Breed

"Yea it's me, I'm guessing Jacob already told you why I'm like this." Charlie said walking towards Billy.
"Yea, I told him everything." Jacob said looking at Billy.
"You look like you're doing alright." Billy said, and then he saw me, by his expression, I'm guessing Jacob didn't tell him about me.
"Bella?" Billy said in shock.
"Yea umm I kinda didn't tell him about you Bella." Jacob said, his cheeks were getting red.
"Yes, it's me Billy, I'm a vampire too." I said trying to keep him calm.
"But...

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Revenge!! Chapter one

posted by kayleebabee

"Umm I dunno" I laughed we were all playing poker and I had beat everyone else 13 hands to seven and Alice had just asked me how I knew how to play poker as I had never played it before.
"You and Edward must Be practicing At night since there is nothing exciting for you to do. I mean Nessi's Moved in with Jake and only comes round every day so what else can there be to do?" Jasper howled with laughter at Emmets Snide comment. I rolled my eyes, laughed then retorted " well Emmet at Least Edward Is not on a six month ban." I sniggered as Emmets face clouded over and he sulked.

Then my phone rang...

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Savannah, A Bella's New Mate Story Chapter 21

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! 21 chapters already! I can't believe it! Well, I had writer's block for a little while. Thank you Princesspinkla for helping me. Enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 21
Savannah's POV

Alec had left because he said that he needed some fresh air. I knew that that wasn't the reason why. He just needed some time to think. I let him go. Shortly after he left, someone knocked on the door. I answered it. It was Claude. "Hi Savannah". "Hi. What's up"? "I wanted to talk to you. Can I come in"? "Sure". "Thank you". "So, what's up"? "Savannah, I feel I should tell you. Alec isn't the only one who loves you....

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black moon chapter 1and2

posted by joe-edwardfan

Black moon
Edward left me. edward left me. I couldn’t cope with it how could he leave me? he loved me didn’t he? I was subbing so hard that I couldn’t breath I was picturing his hard emotionless face when he told me he never loved me or wanted me every time I thought about him I subbed harder, my hole body was shaking, it was raining and my hole body was wet I was freezing but I didn’t care I rather die than live without him.im crazy the guy left me and I don’t want to live without him!
My body was freezing and my head was about to explode when I heard someone calling my name
-Bella,Bella,Bella….....

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sunny days (twilight) chapter 2

posted by anna0789

i just look right ahead and sigh

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i arrived to the port angels airport
i was wearing some old ripped jeans and little tank top and a hoddie

then the man told me to follow him we took a cab
on the way the man was silent that was good i didn't wanto to talk to him is he didn't excisted i would be home with monica ..

we arrive to what seem to be Forks it was a small town and very typical i felt uneasy i would be like a new thing to look at
a foster kid wow i sigh to myself

the man look at me "we arrive kid" he said

we enter to a building that look old and that needed a pait but in the inside it...

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Savannah, A Bella's New Mate Story Chapter 14

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! This story will be a crossover with Vampire Kisses. I will explain the storyline in coming chapters. It's kinda like Twilight. I only decided to do a crossover because I was running out of ideas. Enjoy!

Chapter 14
Savannah's POV

He jumped on top of me and put his mouth on my neck. Then, someone said:"Sykes, what are you doing"? Sykes looked up. "I was hungry". "Well, don't feed on her". "Why shouldn't I"? "Because if you do, I'll make sure your miserable life comes to an end", the person said calmly. Sykes hissed and ran off. The person kneeled beside me. "Are you alright"?, he asked. I...

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Savannah, A Bella's New Mate Story Chapter 2 Savannah's POV

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! I have nothing to say except: Enjoy!

Chapter 2
Savannah's POV

As soon as I made sure Mom or anyone else wasn't paying any attention to me, I jumped out of my bedroom window. I had changed since I was brought to Forks. Well, obviously I had. After I had gotten to Forks, Aunt Alice had dressed me up in clothes that I didn't like. Lots of bright colors. As soon as I was old enough to dress myself, I had gone to Hot Topic and revised my wardrobe. I had also dyed my hair black. Mom and Alice didn't like that but, I didn't care. For the past week, I had been sneaking out because I came across...

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Half Moon, Chapter 11

posted by teamalice_0

*victory dance* My writter's block disapeared!
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Mark's POV

I lead Lilly outside, she wasn't the most balanced person.
Who's car will we be taking?
"Lilly, Mark, Alice you are going in Mark's Mustang." Edward nodded.
I helped Lilly into the passenger seat, since Alice was in the back, she was so small. Pixie size.
I shut the passenger door, she was safley in.
I went around the front, to get to the driver's side.
"Where to Alice."
"Our house."
She gave me directions, they weren't hard to follow.
The road, or path whatever you wanted to call it was windy,...

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Bella's New Mate Chapter 26 James POV

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! I have a big surprise for all of you later! Enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 26
James's POV

A baby. She was going to have a baby. My baby. I was going to be a father. My kind don't ususally breed. I was panicing. What if the Voltui found out? What if the Cullen boy showed up? Her stomach was growing so fast, I could see the progress. She would have a baby bump when she woke up. I knew that she liked me a little. I had to be nice to her. Especially since she was pregnant. I wanted her to love me. I needed a mate. And besides, she couldn't say no to me. my child was growing inside her womb. We...

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Half Moon, Chapter 4

posted by teamalice_0

Mark and I left the Gas Staton, after saying goodbye to Bella and Edward.
"Mark, can we stay at a motel? I'm getting tired."
We drove for awhile londer until we found a motel.
"Stay here." He kissed me and went to go see if they had rooms.
I played with my fingers, waiting.
An old habit of mine.
I remember how it started. In 5th grade our choir tought us ways to not fidget, and to get rid of anxiety. That's also when i started wondering about my dad. I never though of him before that. We had to do an essay on our family. I got a B+ since i found nothing about my dad. My mom just dodged the question....

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A Story in Alice's niece's POV. This is the first half. Called: Found Cullen

posted by ChickRiddler

Found Cullen
Chapter 1. The Meeting:
I never thought I would even see her. My aunt, in my reach. She was the only family I had left. My mother and father had been killed. The rest of my family had died a long time ago. Being a vampire, I should have expected it. I had never known them. But right then, my aunt was in the house in front of me. I looked up and scanned the beautiful mansion with my butterscotch eyes; my light brown hair getting in my face. Its levels and windows dazed me. So did the fact that the whole back half of the house was made of glass.
I...

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Bella's New Mate Chapter 6 part 2

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! Sorry about the short chapter. I had homework. There will bo more Edward in this chapter too! On with the story!

Chapter 6 pt 2

I laughed. "I missed you so much". "I missed you too Bella. So, what do you want to do today? There's a thunderstorm coming. Do you want to play ball?" "Ok". Just then, Charlie came down the stairs. He was frowning. Edward looked surprised. "What happened Dad?", I asked. "Ben Matthews' body was found by the river today. It looked like he was dead for three hours untill they found him. All the blood was drained from his body." "Is it alright if I go to Edward's for a few hours"? "Okay. But be careful".

Sorry about the chapter again. My mom told me to get off the computer. I will finish the chapter tomorrow. I swear and if I'm lying, may I get a paper cut in front of Jasper.

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Blood Shed Chapter Two

posted by Emoshinell

CHAPTER TWO
RENESMEE POV

Last night had to be one of the best night’s of my life. No, it was the best. But now was where to nerves kicked in. I bought the small plastic item and headed for the bathroom. I waited for about two minutes and thought the next three would never come.

When they did I walked over slowly. I picked up the pregnancy test and picked it up. I held my breath and couldn’t do anything but stare when I saw the result.

I had told Jacob why exactly I had decided to ambush him last night. It was only fair. And he seemed to be just as eager for a baby as I was, once he really thought...

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Bellas' New Family Chapter 16

posted by sexy_vamp

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.

Please review, I am not getting many and I really need the help from you guys. Do you like it, do you hate it, please tell me.

Chapter 16

What was Edward going to say about my idea? Should I even tell him or should I keep it to myself? This solution came to me so suddenly that I didn’t know why I didn’t think of it sooner. I didn’t think that he would like it though. And what about the rest of the family? I mean I was part of their family now right? I had to do this for me and for them. They were putting themselves at risk for me and if I...

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Tempting Fate chp1

posted by ctaim2

I wasn’t quite sure if I could possibly endure another day in high school. Somehow, the abysmal days kept lengthening in time. Each more monotonous and bizarrely dreadful than the last. Every minute I spent there, it seemed as if I was dragged further into my despair.
I was currently seated in my fourth gray seat of the day; in English class. I had been sitting here for the last hour impatiently waiting for my day in school to end. For what seemed like the hundredth time during the period, I turned to face the eight hour timer directly north of me.
I...

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Fire and Ice: Chapter 5: Taste of the forbiden

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

I stared at Jacob, I couldn’t breathe. “Wait...what?” I asked, I tried to rerun the last threw words he had just told me. “It’s why me and...Him aren’t ‘buddies’.” He said I looked at him with disbelief. “He’s a dangerous person, Bells, one that you have to stay away from” he said. I continued my look. “No, vampires aren’t real, neither are werewolf’s” I said, but he put his hand on my cheek, I slapped it away. “That’s why you don’t want me to go near him, because he could hurt me” I said, he nodded. “Bella, he could kill, and his obsession-“he trailed...

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fire and ice: more of the other chapter: new school means no jacob but there is someone else.....

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

She kept walking, I knew to follow, she started chatting off about who's dating and big assignments she had to do. We stopped once we reached the office."Well I'll see you later" She said walking off. I wanted to pull her back, I had always been to the same school, and I had always had Jacob. I walked up the stairs and opened the door. I could tell the school had money, the walls were covered in medals and they had 2 trophy cases, all the shelfs were filled with golden cups. the room was empty which was better for me. I walked over to the desk, the woman who was sitting there was small, she...

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No, I'm not ok i just killed my car!

posted by Purplecows15

My Ticket record with my car is perfect. I have never gotten in a wreck nor have I ever gotten a speeding ticket. Well I Guess fate has it that that is about to change.

(sorry no more squigglys)

Edward’s POV

While humming along one day, on my way home from work, I can’t stop thinking about Bella. I mean which is fine, but right now im thinking about my past memories of her which has never happened before.

My Fingers glide slowly over the steering wheel as I turn a corner and my heart practically jumps right out of my chest as I see another car coming right towards me.

“Shit!” I swerve at...

Painful Memories Chapter Three

posted by IsabellaMCullen

Here it is.Chapter three.Special thanks to RosalieLillian who helped my writers block.Thanks so much to everyone for reading and being supportive of Painful Memories.Hope you like this chapter :D

xoxo bree xoxo

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Painful Memories

Chapter Three

Alice POV

"Alice what's wrong?What did you see?" Edward asked me.I knew he would freak if he saw my vision.I quickly started sing Brick by Boring Brick by Paramore in my head.That was my favorite song by Paramore.

"Edward, It was about Rosalie" I turned to face the rest of my family and Bella."I'll tell...