1.You risk being grounded in the name of Twilight!
2.You check the twilighters site more than your facebook/myspace pages.
3.Every thing that you talk about, some how relates back to Twilight!
4.People ask you if you want to go to the movies and you automatically try to convince them to see Twilight for the millionth time.
5.Everywhere you go, you’ll think of the Twilight characters and wonder if they have ever been there.
6.You cried even when you were in the same building as Nikki Reed and Edi Gathegi even though you didn’t see them.
7.You risk getting fired at work by using the off limits laminator to laminate the hundreds of magazine covers and twilight pictures to hang in your office.
8.While washing the dishes you think “I wouldn’t have to wash stupid dishes if I were a vampire!”
9.You do nothing but think about twilight, dedicate every song you hear to twilight, cried when you saw Robert cut his hair, get ridiculed relentlessly because of your obsession with twilight, refresh twilight websites every 5 minutes to check for more twilight news, get into huge arguments, maybe even catfights while fighting about twilight, and finally made the commitment to stay pure until after marriage because that’s what Edward would want.
10.You try and convince everyone you know to read and love twilight as much as you do!
11.You read the saga for the millionth time and still cry/cheer/laugh out loud and hope like hell you can find a love like that.
12.You have read all four books a million times. Never shut up about twilight. Know everything that happens. Can tell the whole story to your friends in detail when they ask. Name all the characters and the actors that play them.
13.You look at your boyfriend and think “Dammit, why don’t you sparkle!”
14.You breath, eat and live for the Twilight saga.
15.You advertise that you attended the midnight showing of the opening day of a movie by wearing a shirt that simply has ‘I was there. Nov 21 2008′ and that people ACTUALLY know what it means.
16.You look at apples in a completely different way.
17.You know what Spunk Ransom means.
18.You can discuss the vampire and werewolf psyche for hours on end with someone who has NO IDEA what you are talking about.
19.You are immediately attracted when a guy when he tells you his name is Edward.
20.You want to take ballet because Bella did and because Alice walks gracefully like a dancer.
21.You are desperate for a 1953 red Chevy pickup, a silver S60R Volvo, a red BMW M3 convertible, a black Mercedes S55 AMG, a yellow 911 Porche, a Volkswagen Rabbit, a Harley, Honda, or Ducati motorcycle, a red Ferrari, Mercedes Guard, or any other vehicle that was in the Twilight Saga including a police cruiser.
22.You ponder the taste of blood.
23.You already know every line of the movie after seeing it just 2 times.
24.You know you are a twilighter when you remember the exact lines of special scenes of the movie.
25.Someone says something and you quote the movie back to them in response.
26.Everytime you see the word twilight you freak out even if it has nothing to do with twilight.
27.Bella’s lullaby is in your top most played songs on your iTunes. -Jillian
28.You put signs on your bedroom windows telling the world how obsessed you are with Twilight.
29.You give one of your Edward posters a kiss every night.
30.You occasionally bite yourself.
31.You have a homemade Edward doll.
32.You put glitter on yourself so you too can sparkle in the sun like a vampire-and you did this before you heard about the body glitter they are selling a Hot Topic.
33.You consider changing your sons name to Edward…even though he’s already a year and half old.
34.You can relate everything you see and hear to Twilight
35.You sign on to twilighters.org daily/hourly checking up on the latest scoop on anything twilight related.
36.Twilight Character Posters Covers Your Room (Including the Windows)
37.You insist a friend read Twilight and they immediately buy the rest of the books and finish them in a weekend.
38.You have read all 4 books 3 times in 2 weeks.
39.You Read The Whole Series in Four Days.
40.When you look over in history class and see a girl reading a black book so you crane your neck and see the line “something with her scent on it”. You turn to your best friend and proclaim “IT’S ECLIPSE!”
41.You Make Shirts To Show Your Twilight-ness.
42.You wrote I Love Edward Cullen in all your school books!!
43.You cry every time Edward leaves, even though you have read the book 3 times.
44.You use your gas money to buy Twilight Merchandise and convince your little sister to take you to the mall in her car and on the way to the twilight mecca (Hot Topic) you explain to her how every song played on Q101 (alt rock station in Chicago) relates to the Twilight saga in some way shape or form.
45.You consider naming your children after anyone in the Twilight saga.
46.You Make An Edward VooDoo Doll.
47.You got you parents obsessed with it too and all you ever see is twilight, all you ever think of is twilight, and your #1 trait in a guy is if they’re a vampire.
48.Instead of screaming OMG! you start screaming Oh My Edward!
49.You keep everything twilight and wont let anyone else touch it so only your finger prints are on it, have tons of scrapbooks that wont close cause they’re stuffed full with twilight stuff, write twilight related topics over everything and then keep it forever, read one book a day, have holes in your books’ pages because you cry your eyes out whenever you read them, have more than 1 copy of each book, and have websites or website account dedicated only to twilight related topics.
50.Every time you turn on your pc the first thing u look for is about Twilight.
51.You’re up at 5 am just to check if there is any news, when you walking up stairs to the 5th floor and thinking: “I wouldn`t have to walk this much if I was a vampire”, when everything in real life reminds you on Twilight
52.You start a conversation about a movie and some how you mix up the guy role with Edward Cullen or Robert Pattinson.
53.You persuade your boyfriend to read the books so he can understand why you are so obsessed with them and with Edward.
54.You walk into a bookstore and you go straight to the section that contains the Twilight Saga!
55.You make your friends read the books.
56.Every time you hear twilight in school your head pops up so you and have an hour conversation with that person even though they really don’t know what your talking about because they haven’t read the books.
57.You get your friend and friends mom hooked on it at the same time.
58.Your books have been passed to everyone you know you had to go and buy another one.
59.You Worship your Signed copy of any of the Twilight books.
60.While at work, you scan and file charts all while reading Twilight.
61.When you do something really cool or spontaneous, you like to say “It’s cuz I’m secretly a vampire.”
62.When you are talking about pancakes and you finish talking about Edward Cullen.
63.You Won’t Let Anyone Borrow Your Twilight Books.
64.You have enough Twilight wallpapers saved on your computer to last a lifetime.
65.You are subconsciously drawn to red and black things.
66.You humor yourself by noting how many people walk to the cash register with a red and black book in their hands . . . and you cannot rest until you know which one it was.
67.You consider buying red contact lenses, just to see what it looks like.
68.You flaunt your paleness.
69.You plan a birthday trip to TwiCon2009.
70.You walk into Hot Topic for the first time.
71.You plan your budget around Twilight purchases.
72.You write your own vampire history and intertwine it with the Cullens
73.You buy magazines featuring anything Twilight obsessively.
74.You sit through a lecture on the cardiovascular system in anatomy class and relate everything back to vampires, making it rather enjoyable.
75.You have 3 copies of each book.
76.Someone Says Edwards Not real You yell: “EDWARD IS REAL AND HE’S MY BOYFRIEND!”
77.You hear thunder and your immediate thought is that vampires are playing baseball.
78.You have all four books with you at all times .. REGARDLESS of how huge they are.
79.You have more than one copy of every book in the saga.
80.Your Room Is Painted Red Black and White.
81.You make all your friends sit down and look at all the pictures you have collected of Edward Cullen.
82.When you’ve spent over 200 dollars in tickets and twilight gear… just on yourself!
83.You want to become a vampire.
84.You cry because Edward left Bella in New Moon.
85.You buy every magazine with anything about twilight on it, such as the actors.
86.You go to see The Twilight Movie more then once.
87.You name Your Favorite Teddy Bear “Emmett”.
88.Put Your Toy Lion Next to Your Lamb Toy.
89.Want to go urgently to Forks.
90.You can’t see the end of the fourth movie of Harry Potter without crying. -Myrna
91.You force everyone you know to read the series and can’t stop grinning like a madwoman/man when you find out that they “hate” you for making them wish they didn’t have to be at work so they could listen to the audiobooks in their car.
92.You apply twilight to real life.
93.You and your friends say random words and try to relate them back to twilight.
94.You spaz every time you see a silver Volvo.
95.Your teachers think you’re a complete psycho (my teachers are scared of me lol). -
96.You force your teachers to reead twilight (my PD/H/PE teacher and his wife are hooked on them now).
97.You ask your local movie theatre if you can have the massive twilight posters after they’re done with them.
98.You own multiple copies of the books, the soundtrack, the score, the calender, 8 or more t-shirts, buttons, key chains, jewelry, bumper stickers, posters, saved your movie tickets, etc.
99.You love your husband a little less because ‘he’s just not Edward
Ok, Honestly I Wouldn't Do Half Of These && I Love Twilight.
If You Haven't Noticed These Have Come Straight Off twilighers.org. Just Incase You Wanted To See Them In Their Own Glory && Not Mine