Twilight Series Article: 10 Things Jacob Black would never say!

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posted by Rachel7373

1) Bella, I imprinted on Leah.
2) I'm not a werewolf, I'm a vampire!
3) Bella, please don't ever come here again and I don't love you, I never have!
4) I LOVE Edward, more that you, Bella!
5) Bella I'm secretly 20 years old.
6) Me and Victoria are getting married!
7) The treaty is fake.
8) Alice is dumping Jasper and Alice and I are getting married!
9) Edward and I are the same person, Bella.
10) Bella, you've been PUNK'D!!
11) Bella, is it just me or is it really cold?
12)Bella, me and Edward and getting married. If you think there's something in here that Jacob Black would say PLEASE comment! Also if you have something else that Jacob wouldn't say please add that to your comment!

Thank You. Enjoy!!!

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Rachel7373 Thank You nightfiresfs for number 11 on the list. I will make sure I keep adding to it. Keep the segestions coming! I will add anyhting u guys think jacob wouldn't say!

Rachel7373 Thank you for all the nice comments!

MinnieMouse1223 Bella, me and Edward are getting married.

graceful_alice Haha, hilarious! Number 6 really made me laugh!

Jiniko # 4 , I was laughing like crazy ! xD LOL

quirky1 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha................

esme01 lmfao

twilighter-duh #6 is kind of scary!!

janea Nice...

Pinku_IcinG haha number 9 also crack me up XP

tomboy9612 how bout bella........ i didnt really imprint on your daughter i imprinted on edward.... and your a bitch!! lol

tomboy9612 not you but something jake could say

7_steph_7 i liked number 7. how about: sam, i imprinted on emily. ill fight you for her?

7_steph_7 he probably would say number 11 out of sarcasm. ^ ^ lol

sapherequeen LOL! I loved these, they're funny! I like the "I'm not a werewolf, I'm a vampire one"! I can imagine what kind of look would be on Bella's face and she'd possibly think of that!

Brendi Bella i think I am gay, and I'll fight for Edward to the end!! HEHEHEHE

Brendi Jacob would NEVER say that

aadkins Bella, Edward Smells Better Than You

aadkins He Wouldnt Say That

lysolwipe Bella, I imprinted on you, AND IF YOU DON'T CHOSE ME SAY GOODBYE TO EDWARD!

lysolwipe lol

AliceRoxx Oooh... Rosalie, you smell expecially nice today... x

AliceRoxx I love it when blonde's call me a dog ;) x

XD3 i liked things edward would never say better

alicecullen1945 hahahahahahahahahaha ;)