Shayne Ward - No Promises

WARNING This article might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a fan of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling you this because you'll read and comment anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, please get a life. When peoples' love leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like you did.

Edward, you think you're hot when you sparkle?...

I saw articles like these on many clubs so I decided to post it on mine too.

Name: Diana
Nickname: I don't really have one but some friends on here call me smiley, dummy, and DiDi (the last two are stupid I know)
Age: 14 (turning 15 this November)

Nationality: My mom is from Ukraine, my Dad is from Jordan (you probably don't know where that is), my grandma from my mom's side is Russian, and I've been told that I have Bulgarian ancestors.
Birthplace: A hospital in Kiev, Ukraine
Birth date: Year: 1996 Month: November Day: 26 Hour: 9 pm Minutes: 21 Seconds: 17

Eye Color: Dark green on the edges, grayish...