Duke Nukem Forever

Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Team clearly stole this from The Hulk. I predict this to be like any other 3D Sonic game: boring, fiddly and a crap story with useless jargon about chaos emeralds and other pseudo-scientific gibberish. The only way for the Sonic series to be salvaged is if they take the story back to Mobius.

Mirror’s Edge
Looks fantastic and original. A first-person free-running game with hyper-sterile graphics and you don’t actually have to kill people to complete your objective.

Fable 2
At E3, Lionhead showed even more footage of Fable 2. Their “fourth feature” (online co-op) wasn’t...

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IGN: A biased, unhelpful resource where PS3 ports of the same quality of the 360 version get lower scores.

Gamespot: Another gaming resource that underrates countless games.

Big Rigs Over the Road Racing: Truly revolting slop coded in 2 hours by a drunken hobo.

Halo 3: The 360 system-seller.

Crysis: Succeeded because of it's graphics.

Gears of War: The only video game that truly influences kids to commit violence. That, and GTA.

Killzone 2: Also succeeded because of it's graphics.

n00b: A guy who really thinks they can blow up your tank with...