We have a serious issue
Here on Fanpop.
Such a serious issue
That must certainly stop.

Here are some poems that I wrote about the art of rating. They are not very good and they are not very creative, but they come from a deeply emotional place in the pit of my soul.

Enjoy.



Rating: An Acrostic.

Rate
All
Terrific
Images
Now!
Go!



Rating: Another Acrostic.

Rating is
Always
Terribly
Interesting
Never
Grim



Rating, Rating.

Rating, rating,
It's so cool.
Rating, rating,
Makes me drool.
Rating, rating,
Brings me joy.
Rating, rating,
Like kissing a boy.



Rate It!

Rating stuff is awfully fun.
It should be done by everyone.
Whether it's garbage or great,
It's never too late
To let people know
That they make Fanpop glow.
So next time you view,
You know what to do!
Rate it 1, 5, 3, 4 or 2!
And they love that you give will come right back to you!



A Boy Named Cole...

There once was a boy named Cole.
He was an incredibly nasty troll.
He would always rate 'one',
Because he thought it was fun,
So we banished him to the South Pole.



So those are my poems. My message is simple: Please rate fairly everything that you view.
Thank you and goodnight.