She is very beautiful. She seemed to be the only woman who captured his heart and he was more than willing to lend it to her, which was a first for him, but he couldn’t resist to this beautiful woman with platinum-blonde that flows with the wind and her cyan eyes that sparkle like sapphires when touched by starlight. He could gaze at her forever.
(Anonymous Background voice): “Waluigi…Waluigi…WALUIGI!”
At that moment a very tall and skinny plumber wearing purple undershirt under black overalls woke up from his slumber on the coach, only to face his short, and obese, pig like brother.
Waluigi: “Wario, what do you want?” He said drowsily.
Wario: “WHAT I WANT IS A MILLION DOLLARS!” BUT THAT ISN‘T GONNA HAPPEN!” Hollered the yellow undershirt under purple overalls plumber. “I’m waking you up because it’s 6:20pm! Mario wanted us all of us to meet him at 7pm in Toad Town, so we can star gaze at the 5 year old Mini Stars in the sky and look at the constellations YOU found. So GET UP! We got a pretty fair drive, so we better not be late!” he finished stubbornly.
Waluigi depressingly sits up from the coach
Waluigi: “Alright sorry.” he sighed.
Wario notices Waluigi’s attitude and softens his mood. He knew what was wrong.
Wario: “You were thinking of her again, weren’t you.”
Waluigi knew it wasn’t a question. He knew what Wario meant. Little did people know that the Wario and Waluigi’s bond is indeed a strong one, it could even rival the Mario Bros bond. They both knew what was wrong with each other even if they won’t admit it.
Waluigi: “…Yeah.” he said glumly.
Wario: “(sigh)…Waluigi… you could not have shown any more obvious signs that you felt strongly for that girl. It’s her lose that she didn’t notice a good thing that was right in front of her.” He decided to lighten up the conversation. “And besides this night is about you. We’ll be looking at the constellations that you discovered and told the observatory in the museum.”
Waluigi: “You do realise it’ll only be us in the gang that will know that I found constellations.” he pointed out.
Waluigi had a secret passion that only his brother and she knew about. Waluigi loved astronomy. Ever since he was young, he loved to study the stars and know what they were about, but what he loved most of all is the constellations. He liked how the stars made pictures in the night sky, but he loved to make his own pictures in the night sky with his own imagination, he felt so proud of himself when he accomplished making his own creative constellations. With this talent he could’ve been a great astronomer but instead he got caught up in Wario’s “Get-rich-quick,” schemes and also putting a lot of work training to beat the Mario Bros in any sporting event, his favourite talent lay forgotten for awhile. But he was glad 5 years ago when Mario returned from his first trip from the galaxy and the universe has been reset, he used his old astronomy talent to find and create constellations for the people Mushroom Kingdom to stare at. But when you have a reputation of a dastardly rival to maintain, Waluigi always post his findings through mail as “Anonymous,” meaning nobody in the museum knew who was the generous, astronomical donor. Waluigi only heard rumours that the Toads working the museum are determined to find the mystery donor and giving him or her their sincere thanks for helping.
Wario: “And that’s why I’m going, to support and be there for you. I may not be into common stars that float everyday in the sky, but if it’s something you like I’ll be there for you till the end.” said happily.
Wario was practically gleaming when Waluigi offered him a friendly smirk.
Waluigi: “Thanks for bro.” He said cheerfully as he stood up proud and tall.
As Wario and Waluigi walk out of their apartment to the garage to take Wario’s motorcycle to Toad Town, Wario offered Waluigi a joke.
Wario: “You know…if your lucky, maybe we might see her again tonight through astrograph.” he laughingly said.
Waluigi: “Wahahaha! I doubt it! You know she only orbits around the Mushroom Kingdom every 100 years! And nobody sent her invite to attend anyway!” he replied in humorous spirits.
There’s no one like a brother to lift your spirits high before going to a special event. As Waluigi thought as Wario drove their way to Toad Town. Tonight he thought nothing would go wrong.
Little did Waluigi know that there was a hazardous journey waiting for him and this little happy moment with his brother was just the start.