Mystic Clan

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Chapter 1: Star Clan's Sign

"LEAFPAW!!!!!!!!!!!" Cinderpelt screamed, seemingly furious.

"What?" Leafpaw groaned. She had been quietly reading Teen Vogue magazine and listening to Ke$ha on her iPhone (ha ha, Squirrelpaw didn't have one) until Cinderpelt rudely interrupted her.

"Stop break dancing! You're getting fur in my herbs AND on Mr. Fluff!" Cinderpelt hugged her teddy bear, and cooed, "It's okay, Mr. Fluff, we'll wash your fur later."

Leafpaw rolled her eyes, hooked up her iPhone to Cinderpelt's high-def speakers, and turned the music up to brain-damage volume.

Cinderpelt groaned and sheltered...

Sandstorm Fan Art

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Daisystar

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Source: Me!

Daisystar and Callietail

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Warriors 2012 #2: Chapter 1

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Cinderpelt and Leafpaw are inside Cinderpelt's den and Cinderpelt is trying to sort herbs alphabetically.

"Hmmmmmmmmmm...does yarrow come before borage? No, wait! Borage is before thyme so then yarrow is after cat mint but before wild garlic...right? Shoot. WHY DID I DITCH APPRENTICESHIP???" Cinderpelt mewed. "Hey, Leafpaw! Get off your lazy butt and check to see if Star Clan sent us an email!"

"What?" Leafpaw had Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas blaring in her ears from her awesome iPhone.

"I said, check to see if Sta-"

"WHAT??? WHAT DID YOU SAY?????"

Cinderpelt rips earphone out of Leafpaw's...

Mystic Clan Announcements for This Week, August 2011

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Daisystar

Members of Mystic Clan so Far:
Daisystar, Leader (Female)
Callietail, Deputy (Female)
Pinetail, Medicine Cat (Male)
Mistpaw, Medicine Cat Apprentice (Female)
Sacredsoul, Warrior (Female)
Foxleaf, Warrior (Female)
Crystalpaw, Daisystar's Apprentice (Female)
Shardpaw, Callietail's Apprentice (Male)
Leopardblaze, Warrior and Daisystar's Mate (Male)
Clawhawk, Warrior and Callietail's Mate (Male)
Falconcall, Warrior (Male)
Waterflow, Warrior (Male)
Coolpaw, Falconcall's Apprentice (Male)
Nightpaw, Waterflow's Apprentice (Female)
Whitekit, Daisystar's Kit (Male)
Mewkit, Daisystar's Kit (Female)
Dawnkit, Daisystar's...

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Warrior Cats Spoof Story: Blurb

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Warrior Cats Spoof Story: Blurb and Prologue

This spoof takes place in the "New Prophecy" series. So Leafpaw/Leafpool and Squirrelpaw/Squirrelflight are basically the main characters. The medicine cats recieve a horrible email from Star Clan, telling of a great danger. Star Clan is silent; well, not so silent. Squirrelpaw/Squirrelflight discovers a horrible secret about Bramblclaw. Graystripe can't find his waffles. Firestar's boombox broke. But the worst thing? On the journey to the sun-drown place, the six cats find a banana-loving TRibe called the Tribe of Peeling Bananas who want Stormfur to kill a deranged monkey who's stealing their bananas!!!!!

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Warriors 2012 #2: Intro

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Hi I'm making a few chapters for Warriors 2012 #2, which is a second story to Warriors 2012 which was by ttmrktmnrfn0830. It's a warriors parody, and I'll try my best to make it funny!

I have to warn you though that this could be a major spoiler. Right now, Leafpaw and Squirrelpaw and others of that age are apprentices, so yeah, it could be a spoiler.

Also, Some things in this story could be inaccurate, like not how it was in the books. Please excuse this, cuz some of it needs to be innacurrate to be funny