Interview - Jensen & Jared - CW Source

Sam Winchester: What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!


Sam Winchester: I don't understand, Dean. We burned the damn thing!
Dean Winchester: Yeah, thank you, Captain Obvious.


Sam Winchester: Maybe you can get her to write it all down on a cocktail napkin.
Dean Winchester: Not me.
Sam Winchester: No, no, no, no. Pickups are your thing, Dean.
Dean Winchester: It wasn't my butt she was checking out.


Ann: [re: the painting] I can't believe we actually bought this thing.
Mark: There's a reason charity auctions have an open bar.


Sam Winchester: Why are you trying so hard to get me laid?
Dean...

Sam Winchester: He will always know there are things out there in the dark. He'll never be the same, you know? Sometimes I wish that...
Dean Winchester: What?
Sam Winchester: I wish I could have that kind of innocence.
Dean Winchester: If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too.


Michael: You said you're a big brother?
Dean Winchester: Yeah.
Michael: You'd take care of your little brother? You'd do anything for him?
Dean Winchester: [in a very heartfelt way] Yeah, I would.


Sam Winchester: You're getting wise in your old age, Dean.
Dean Winchester: Damn right.


Sam Winchester: An old person,...

Dean Winchester: Ok. I got the bartender's phone number.
Sam Winchester: Dean, you might want to stop thinking with your downstairs brain and start thinking with your upstairs brain.


Sam Winchester: I don't know Dean. There's something about this girl that I can't quite put my finger on.
Dean Winchester: No, but I bet you'd like to.


Sam Winchester: I think there's something strange going on here, Dean.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, tell me about it. She wasn't even that into me.


Dean Winchester: Why don't you knock on her door and invite her to a poetry reading or whatever it is you do.


Dean Winchester:...

Dean Winchester: You hurt my brother, I'll kill you, I swear. I'll kill you all. I will kill you all!


Mrs. McKay: Tell the officers what you were watching on TV.
Evan McKay: Godzilla Vs. Mothra.
Dean Winchester: That's my favorite Godzilla movie. It's so much better than the original, huh?
Evan McKay: Totally.
Dean Winchester: Yeah.
He nods towards Sam
Dean Winchester: He likes the remake.
Evan McKay: Yuck.


Dean Winchester: Never do that again.
Sam Winchester: Do what?
Dean Winchester: Go missing like that.
Sam Winchester: You were worried about me.
Dean Winchester: All I'm saying is, you vanish like that...

Sam Winchester: I miss conversations that don't start with "This killer truck..."!


Sam Winchester: So burning the body had no effect on that thing?
Dean Winchester: Sure it did. Now it's really pissed.


On the phone
Dean Winchester: Maybe? Maybe! What if you were wrong?
Sam Winchester: Huh. Honestly, that thought hadn't occurred to me.
Dean Winchester: [hangs up] It honestly didn't occur to me! [Pause] I'm gonna kill him!


Sam Winchester: By 'old friend' you mean?
Dean Winchester: Friend that's not new.


Sam Winchester: Which by the way, how does she know what we do? [No response from Dean] You told her....

Dean Winchester: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot!


Dean Winchester: God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.


Dean Winchester: You ever watch daytime TV? It's terrible.
Sam Winchester: I talked to your doctor...
Dean Winchester: That fabric softener teddy bear... oooh, I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.


Dean Winchester: I know it's not easy but I'm gonna die and you can't stop it.
Sam Winchester: Watch me.


Officer: Hey, next time we see you come back here, we'll put the fear of God in you.
Dean Winchester: Yea, Fear of God, Got It.


Sam Winchester:...

Sam Winchester: So Dad is sending us to Indiana to go hunting for something before another couple vanishes?
Dean Winchester: Yahtzee!


Dean Winchester: Hi, my name is John Bonham.
Scotty: Isn't that the drummer for Led Zeppelin?
Dean Winchester: Wow. Good. Classic rock fan.


Sam Winchester: You trust shady van guy and not me?
Meg: [smiles] Definitely!


Dean Winchester: I'm actually on my way to a local community college. I've got an appointment with a professor. You know, since I don't have my trusty sidekick geek boy to do all the research.


There are no buses until the next day
Sam Winchester: Tomorrow?...

Dean Winchester: Hey, I gotta question for ya. You seen a lot of horror movies, yeah?
Katherine: Yeah, I guess so.
Dean Winchester: Do me a favor, next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted, don't go in.


Sam Winchester: What dad 'wants' doesn't matter!
Dean Winchester: Ya see that? That attitude there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.


Katherine: How do you guys know so much about this ghost stuff?
Sam Winchester: It's kind of our job.
Katherine: Why would anybody want a job like this?
Sam Winchester: I had a crappy guidance counselor.


Dean Winchester: You're...

Dean Winchester: [Describing Sam's role in the Winchester family] You were kinda like the blonde chick in The Munsters!


Sam Winchester: The question is, why bugs? Why now?
Dean Winchester: Well, that's two questions...


Sam Winchester: They're saying it's mad cow.
Dean Winchester: Mad cow, that was on Oprah.
Sam Winchester: You watch Oprah?


Sam Winchester: We're gonna squat in an empty house?
Dean Winchester: I wanna try the steam shower.


Matt Pike: Sorry, I told the truth.
Dean Winchester: We had a plan, Matt. What happened to the plan?


Dean Winchester: Growing up in a place like this would freak me...

Dean Winchester: Alright, if you're gonna be talking now, this is a very important phrase, so I want you to repeat it back to me one more time.
Lucas Barr: Zeppelin rules.
Dean Winchester: That's right. Up high.
High fives Lucas


Dean Winchester: I just don't wanna leave this town until I know the kid's ok.
Sam Winchester: Who are you? And what have you done with my brother?
Dean Winchester: Shut up.


Sam Winchester: People don't just disappear, Dean. Other people just stop looking for them.


Andrea Barr: [to Dean] Must be hard, with your sense of direction. Never being able to find your way to a decent...