Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If you don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

Well... This is one hell of a way to make a positive impression for the new year. I want to start doing remakes of some old lists, because hey, some lists have gotten old or my opinions on a few of them have changed completely, so I think now would be a good time to change up my opinions on a few of them and give them a new light. So, with that out of the way, aren't some video game characters the worst ever? Weather these characters are just annoying, crude, or just straight piss you off, they are always there. Even in the best video games out there, there's always gotta be that one douchebag...

Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case you couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors you need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people you wouldn’t want to run into in real life and you definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as Cloud Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final Fantasy 7. And if you know me, you'd know that Final Fantasy 7 is one of my favorite games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with Cloud mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about Cloud looking...

Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, or have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I love the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine by me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....

I have not a single clue what this is. Okage: The Shadow King, known in Japan as Me and Satan King, yes, really, was a PS2 RPG that was made by Zener Works Studios, a prefecture of Sony Interactive, who worked on such titles like…. Uh… Little Monsters? Anyone?...... They made games on the Vita… Wait, no, that’s worse. So yeah, Zener Works hasn’t exactly had much success with their games, with Okage being their best bet at anything, which sadly wasn’t much. I only heard about this game when I watched a video on one of my favorite Youtubers talked about it briefly in their video game...

In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them

Anime



Creepypasta



And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP



Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...

When it comes to the series of Hidden Gems, I try to avoid talking about movie based video games, because that is a very easy thing to look for. How much people are going to go out of their way to look for a game that is made from the success of a film. They are always known to be cheaply made and only exist to get more money for the film it is based off of. But after playing this…. Thing, I’d like to say that I am willing to review obscure movie-based games, but only if they are either amazing or terrible. If it’s okay, it just won’t do. So, with that out of the way, let us discuss...

Pardon the sudden absence of Hidden Gems, everyone. When you are searching for games that no one ever talks about, it can be pretty difficult when you are surrounded by popular games, and also college starting up soon is a real pain. But, I am glad to say that I will be continuing my search for obscure and less mentioned games, and what better way to start than one that has been well received by numerous people. Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days was a sequel to the first game, Kane and Lynch: Dead Men, a game I never played before. Kane and Lynch 2 did pretty well in the UK, making it the number one...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with Applejack in Sweet Apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...

Now, I looked back on my original list of top ten hated video game characters. Needless to say, there was quite a few obvious choices. Now, my original list wasn’t bad, but I have played a lot more games since then, and I have seen more horrible characters. Now yes, I am aware that this topic has been done TO DEATH with gamers (Seriously, type in Top Ten Hated Video Game Characters on Youtube and you will see hundreds of lists), but I think it’s time I talk about my own awful characters. A few rules first, only from games that I have played, only on per franchise, and I will try to limit...

Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make you just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the top ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin



#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....

Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to Nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...

Okay, so I know that I said before that the next review would be Night in the Woods but I feel as though this game needs to be discussed…. Boy, only the second article and I’ve already lied. In-Indie has a bright future. So I bought four, debatably five, other indie games last week. And one of those indie games was the interesting YIIK: A Postmodern RPG, pronounced Y2K, for some reason. I saw the trailer and the strange visuals already had me hooked. And just when I had purchased it, I read the comments, I saw the dislike bar, and I saw how there was not a soul on this planet who liked...

Well, here’s the first of many, many, MANY Grasshopper video games that will appear on this list. I’m a big fan of the niche, what can I say? So being one of the later games from their library that I played, I only saw a few pictures of it and knew it was a Grasshopper game. Needless to say, I was sold on the game. And despite it all, I was happy for what I got. Cause damn, Killer is Dead is probably one of the nicer to play Grasshopper games out there.
Now, sadly, I never got to finish all the side stuff in this game and didn’t get to experiment with the game much, so sadly, I can’t...

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After moving into a new town to live at the local private school, Joshua notices that the students deem those who join the club, Devil/Lived, as crazy cultist, who are mocked by everyone at school. Wishing to keep his social standing high, he does his best to avoid the club. However, that all backfires when he is out one night and attacked by a Devilman, demons with the ability to transform into human form to blend in with society, and strike at night to eat people. After nearly getting killed, he is saved by Devil/Lived. But the club do not wish to let those who have seen a Devilman...

So, I don’t know what took me so long, but their are a LOT of Lord of the Rings fanfics. However, that means there are a lot of bad Lord of the Rings fanfics. But, how about one so bad, it got a Youtube video made for it? Well, that would be the fanfic, Legolas By Laura….. Yeah, the name is so bad, the author actually put that as a part of the title. Not even in the fanfic yet and I regret this already.
So, it starts with Legolas walking through the woods, when suddenly, he finds a baby lying on the ground. Um…. okay. So, he picks it up and decides to call it Laura… Kinda of an ordinary...

Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. You live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When you look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, you see, I have this safe here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, you just have this big ass safe lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...

Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one more person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. You mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: You want your reward or not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the candy store
Tetra:...

I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, random prisoners,...