What's Your Take - Article 74 - Lara Croft on Crappable Island

posted by Windwakerguy430

Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way or another I find disgusting, immature sex or rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... You see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets into a mood and the leader begins to have sex with her. JESUS, WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING SEX IN THESE FUCKING FANFICS!!!
Anyway, this goes on for God knows how long and once its done, Lara goes to sleep... because???
Once she wakes up, she is tied up and then all the cannibals begin to beat the shit out of her with sticks. That's gotta hurt. Once there done, they then break her skull open and then begin to eat her brain. Oh my fucking god, I'm going to be fucking sick. And what's worse, yes worse then the perverted Lara and brain eating, is that the leader cuts off Lara's head and uses it to please himself whenever he wants... Dear God, well, I would say I'm going to be sick, but I threw the fuck up.
There it is, Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, its more horny teen fanfiction and it is sadly not the last one I'll read but it still fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Canada24 Yeah. Hate lemons (sex chapters). In one of my stories. The woman wanted on, and the guy 'literary' gives her a lemon.. I always been know. For "inside humor" joining fanfiction.net

In-Indie - Furi

posted by Windwakerguy430

Remember Afro Samurai? Neither do I. Okay, but seriously, let’s talk about Afro Samurai. Trust me, it is relevant to the game we will be discussing. Afro Samurai was a really dumb, nonsensical video game about a samurai with an afro who searches for his father’s killer and takes out all the top samurai in the country. It’s a dumb series with large breasted samurai women, everyone has cellphones, and there’s Kanye West bears everywhere, all in feudal Japan. And yet I still liked it. And it must’ve been good enough to get an anime, a movie, and have the main character voiced by Samual...

In-Indie - Night in the Woods

posted by Windwakerguy430

So YIIK was a hipster ridden game that people were very annoyed by and against. Well this time, it’s time for us to talk about a game that is hipster ridden that people are quite fond of. To an extent, of course. It does have it’s haters, but this game has far more support than it does hate. And I am referring to the indie adventure title, Night in the Woods. Or as many people like to call it, Life is Strange… But Good.

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Night in the Woods takes place in the small town of Possum Springs, which has slowly been losing family businesses in place of larger businesses,...

An In-In Depth In-Introduction to In-Indie: New Review Series

posted by Windwakerguy430

I love indie games. Call me a grump, but I just don't see much passion in most video games nowadays. While passion definitely exists thanks to creators like Hideo Kojima, Yoko Taro, Suda51 and many more, big publishers just want to make video games be a quick cash grab, companies like EA, Activision, Bethesda, Square Enix, and Microsoft. But indie developers don't have that kind of desire (Most of the time). All of their games are made on one thing and one thing only: Passion. Their love for the genre and their desire to tell an interesting narrative or to create something, be it out of a creative...

Steamed Souls

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Gran Turismo Sport OST: Childish Gambino - Riot

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Skyline Samurai - Part 3

posted by Windwakerguy430

~8:20 PM
April 2nd 2079
Neon Cloud Striptease~

Apollo: (He made his way down the street, his katana near his hip, as he made his way down the road. At the end of the street rested a small but fancy building, covered in neon lights. The sign read “The Neon Cloud”. The street was empty, most likely to prepare for the fight that was to come. As Apollo made his way to the club, helicopters began to loom over him, cameramen in sight as they filmed every moment of the fight. Apollo entered the building, more and more camera’s set up around the building, all with the Takedown TV logo on the side....

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"CHiPs" (Intro/Outro)

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When you hit that play button, you are going to listen to the greatest theme song ever created for a TV show.

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Welcome to Eastwood - The Equal

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: (Sitting at coffee shop with Cody) So, you think that homosexuals come from space
Cody: Well, how else do people just… become gay
Wind: Thinking it through mentally, maybe
Cody: Nah, that’s silly
(A large protest group walks down the street)
Cody: What’s that?
Wind: A protest, it seems. Let’s see if the cops start to beat them up (Heads out, and Cody follows)

Arnold: We can’t let this racism keep going
Wind: (Passes through the crowd) Get out of my way (Gets to the front of the crowd) Excuse me, but what the hell are you talking about
Arnold: Do you not see the racism around us. Blacks,...

Original Story: Glass Sky Hills

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Story~

Bishop, Rollen “Roll”, and Tiny Tom are all video game making novices, all wanting to make it big in the gaming industry. However, they lack any skill in creating a game. So, they decide to head to a place known as Glass Sky Hills, where they hope to meet a man known as The Prodigy, who has created several amazing games. When they find The Prodigy, they find him to be a high schooler just like them, named Maximilian, with his alias name being Max 1. Million, but asks the others to call him Maxwell. His love for gaming completely blocks out his love for other things, including people,...

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Top ten movies I'd recommend to Windwakerguy430

posted by Canada24

#10: ACT OF VALOR:
He liked Hardcore Henry.
So this movie is KIND of like that. It feels like a game of Call of Duty. I know he doesn't like call of duty. But how can he hate marines shooting the shit out of rapists and terrorists..

#9: LONDON HAS FALLEN:
I can't wait to see this movie again.
I love watching it and seeing how WRONG the reviewers are. I'm gonna remember this one for a LONG time..

#8: TOTAL RECALL:
He probably has. But if not.. It's Arnold, that's all he needs to know..

#7: BRAVEHEART:
He probably has though..

#6: PLATOON:
It'd pretty old. And he probably doesn't like charlie sheen....

Original Story: Desert Fog

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist by the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in search of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed by a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...

What's Your Take - Article 265 - Sonic-BOO

posted by Windwakerguy430

This review is just a simple letter from a couple of minutes ago. I am posting this, because by the time you read this, I will be completely insane. And for very good reasons. The reason for my unexpected madness comes from what has to be one of the worst creations ever made in the history of mankind. A creation so evil, that it can even break the most mentally strong. And this abomination that was allowed to walk the earth is none other than the travesty known as Sonichu.
Now, I am not going to be talking about the comics. Instead, I will focus on the character itself, which, honestly, is probably...

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Andjelija and her love

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Andjelija and huguenots escapes from king in the boat Gouldsboro with Rescator and piratas. They goes to the American isle in the New World for beginning new life.
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...

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Master Sword's Villains Article

posted by Windwakerguy430

Cut Purse

Being the proud leader of the Manehatten Mafia at the age of fourteen, he was given much power. He is a very calm headed man, but, he is also very sadistic, always wanting to kill his enemies himself in painful ways, such as forcing them to drink gasoline before lighting them on fire from the inside, to cutting off pieces of their flesh and feeding it to his dog until they are just a skeleton. He is a merciless, and possibly psychotic, crime boss who is very well known in the criminal underworld, for his popular sales of rare drugs and deadly weapons. He had Master Sword work for him...

Booze Brothers - Episode 3 - Friends, Old and New

posted by Windwakerguy430

Cory

???: (Reads newspaper) How did these guys make money. I swear, they sure do know how to pull of a job

???: (REads newspaper) Huh... Hey, I only know one person who would hold a bomb to scare people. I thought I'd never meet him again.

???: I do see the car they drive. And I see the license plate

???: How do the police miss there license plate. Nevermind. The sooner I find those two, the better

Nick: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) (Opens cupboard) (Pulls out coffee beans) (Throws coffee beans in garbage) (Pulls out bottle of liqour and drinks it)
Cody: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) Hey, where are the...

Booze Brothers - Episode 1 - Old Friends, New Goals

posted by Windwakerguy430

Cody's Car

(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of beer on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want you sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: You shitting...

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Windwakerguy430's Top Ten Foggy Environments in Video Games

posted by Windwakerguy430

I don’t know what it is, but I always enjoyed foggy environments. I mean sure, people have gotten into… more than one car accident in them, but they still fascinate me no matter what. It’s almost as fascinating to me as snow is (Trust me, that’s an upcoming list). Though, unlike snow, fog is used to give off something scary, depressing, or mysterious. And I freaking love that. Hell, even making this list, it’s foggy right now. So, what better time to make a list about foggy environments. Now, some rules. Only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise, as usual. Also,...

A Few Good Men Meme

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