posted by Windwakerguy430
Okay, so…. I have not seen the Alpha and Omega movies. So, I have no clue what they are about…. Thankfully, you don’t need to know the movie to understand this piece of shit. This is known only as Lilly’s Opposite Side.
From what I can gather, Lily is a silly, innocent, fun-loving character, but, in this fanfic, she is a slut……. OH BOY! Were in good fucking hands. Well…. lets start…….. Even though I really don’t want to. So, it starts with Lily waking up. And the first word to come out of her mouth is simply “Fuck”. Only five seconds in and I’m regretting this decision. She then goes to the bathroom to look at her breasts… Is she a wolf, or she anthropomorphic. EXPLAIN, WRITER! Also, the first paragraph, let me repeat that, THE FIRST PARAGRAPH, goes into detail about her breasts. So, this is a furry fanfic. Fucking great.
Another thing I noticed is that, every time Lily speaks a line, she pauses for a brief moment……. Why? What purpose does that have. And even when nothing happens, she still pauses. Here, I’ll give you a line.
Why does she need to pause? It serves no purpose.
Anyway, Humphrey comes by to talk to Kate….. And then he leaves. That scene was totally pointless. Kate then looks at her phone to tell Lily that school doesn’t start until ten… Wait, TEN? Most school’s don’t start until at least 7:30. Students would kill to go to school at ten. But, what I don’t get is, why do they have technology? How do they know what iPhones and Facebook is? I may not have seen the movie, but I have seen the movie poster. They don’t look like they use technology.
So, anyway, Lily goes to a chat website and then…. Gets aroused by this Australian guy.... I don’t like where this is going. I feel as though this fanfic is going to have an unneeded and disgusting sex scene somewhere.
So, she talks to the guy, and she takes off her bra. Oh, God, here we go. So, she then talks about her big breasts, which, unless you’re a furry, you will be more disgusted than aroused. Then, suddenly, this guy (I could care less for his name) Took out his thick, or as the story calls it, his thich, ‘pipe’. Don’t you dare ask what that is. And then, she asked to meet him later tonight and left. Yeah, just, get naked and touch yourself before school. You know, everyone’s favorite before school activity. God, who wrote this?
So, once she gets to school, Lily meets her friends, Generic 1 and Generic 2, and she talks for THE WHOLE PARAGRAPH about sex. Great. After this, she goes to class, where she meets Garth, who tries to hit on her…. I think, then, there teacher walks in, who is named, and I fucking kid you not, the teachers name is Mr. Dick. Are you fucking serious, writer? Mr. Dick? My god, this is a furry fanfic.
After this, Lily goes home to see her pet bunny… who we are just now meeting, then ignores him to talk to that guy, Alex…. And I only care about naming him now, so that way you don’t get confused. So, they make plans to meet….. Again, and then log off. Man, this story is awful… but we’ve still got thirteen chapters to go… Did I do something in my past life to deserve this?
So, anyway, the second chapter starts… and now, for some reason, it is in a first person narrative. Why? When did it go from third person to first person? Oh, forget it.
So, Alex gets here and they already talk about having sex…. Then talk about there favorite music. Yeah, because, when I’m on a date, I say, “God, I want to have sex with you so badly. I want to be inside you….. Any music you like”.
So, after this, they then have sex, which, I can assure you, again, if you are not a furry, you will be disgusted. So, I will just save you the trouble of this, and move past the sex scene.
So, after the sex, Lily says she “Wants his penis”. So, what does she do? She cuts of his penis…. Oh God, were doing this again. I thought I had enough of penis mutilation after The Pokemon Story…. It’s never enough, is it? So, after that, she kills him, and then buries his body in the backyard…… Do I really want to continue after that. Well, I guess I have to….. But, I bet I’ll regret it.
So, after this, Lily hears about this party by a hispanic human, and plans to go, when her family gets curious about this and ask to help. Yeah, because, help is EXACTLY what Lily, the psychotic penis collecting sex maniac needs. So, she sneaks out and wears something to impress Juan, the hispanic boy…. and she pretty much wears the same fucking thing.
So, she meets Juan, who talks to her in Spanish… then says he can speak English. That whole Spanish dialogue was fucking pointless as well.
So, they talk, then Lily takes a picture of Juan with his shirt off, then she calls herself a dirty slut… Well, at least this story isn’t afraid to admit SOMETHING!
So, she then takes the picture home and masturbates to it…. You know, I could probably make a sexual counter, and it would be off the fucking charts by Chapter 4. Anyway, while she does this, with all her clothes off, I should add, her brother, Abel, walks in and says if she is going to the party, WHILE SHE IS STILL FUCKING NAKED! Since when do siblings talk to each other while one is na-...... Oh God, please don’t be going where I think it’s going. After this, Lily says the party will……. That’s it, she just says the party will. Will what, I don’t know.
Anyway, she goes to the party. Once she’s there, she drinks, then a bunch of humans say how hot she is…. Yeah, because, anyone would tell a female wolf there attractive… Well, furries would.
Anyway, She meets Juan’s 13 year old cousin, John. Wow, such creative names here. Anyway, she then leads him to a toilet and then has sex with him. Yes, she is having sex with a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY!! Why! Fucking Why!? Are you fucking serious, writer. This is just becoming a mishmash of the worst cliches in bad fanfics. All we need left is……. No, I’m not gonna say it, because I’ll get jinxed in the end, so fuck it. You take a guess.
So, anyway, after this, Lily finds out that Juan is dead, after getting shot by Garth. Hey, I’d take that over the death Alex got. So, after this, she leaves, and then, something ;horrible’ happens to her. What is it… Probably something I don’t want to hear.
So, she gets grabbed by Garth and… They rape her. That’s just wrong… but, I don’t want to sound like an asshole, but… I don’t care for Lily. I don’t care if she is getting raped. She deserves it. She is a sex maniac who kills people she sleeps with and has sex with children. Now, rape is awful, and I have much sympathy for anyone who suffers from that, but, Lily… No, you have none of my sympathy. You are a bitch, and I hope, by the end of this shitfic, you die.
Anyway, Garth finds out that Lily murders people…. And we don’t how he found out, but, whatever, and he promises not to tell anyone as long as Lily dates Garth. Yeah, just, rape her, then ask her to date you. Makes perfect fucking sence.
So, she goes home and tells her family what happened, and they all leave to do something, and leave Lily with Kate to cheer her up. Lily then tells Kate that Humphrey was cheating on Kate with Angel, but then, Lily offers to give Kate a message… No, no no no no no no No.
So, Kate takes off her shirt, while Lily was looking at it in an odd way…. Please writer, you don’t understand.
Lily then said to Kate how weird it would be if they both had sex…. Please, writer, you don’t know what you’re doing.
Lily then kissed Kate, and they both agreed to have sex…………… YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU FUCKING DID IT! YOU WENT ALL THE FUCKING WAY! YOU JUST HAD TO FUCKING DO IT, DIDN’T YOU! YOU TOOK EVERY LAST FUCKING AWFUL CLICHE IN THE FUCKING BOOK! SEX, MURDER, MUTILATION OF THE PENIS, RAPE, PEDOPHILIA, AND NOW FUCKING INCEST! YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF……….. I will try to continue as good as I can, without using the computers cables to hang myself.
So, after that, terrifying shit, Kate and Lily go downstairs to see Abel… being as useless, but so far, the only character I can sort of stand, as Kate goes out to forgive Humphrey, leaving Lily with Abel…….. Don’t you fucking author. I can only handle so much incest.
So, she does, and it’s pointless, so, Lily goes on her laptop and tries to think of what to do, so she invites her human friend, Jase, over, telling him she had lots of beer, or, as the story calls it ‘bear’ in the fridge. So he comes, and Lily asks him to touch her. Wow, just walked in and already, she’s acting like a slut. Anyway, he tells her he loves her… because, everyone wants to fall in love with a slut…. Oh wait, no they don’t. So, we get ANOTHER SEX SCENE?! Are you fucking serious? Anyway, after this, Jase gets a call from his dad, so he leaves.
So, after this, Lily and Jase start dating, and we get one of the most pointless conversations I have ever heard in fanfiction. They just talk about what makes Lily look attractive. It just goes on… and on... AND ON! It serves no purpose, yet it just keeps going on and on and on.
So, she goes on Facebook to have another pointless conversation with Jase. After this, she checks if Garth has a Facebook page. Big shock, he does. And he left a post saying, and I quote “So I’m gonna get in trouble with the police for raping this hot bitch. Fuck my life”.
NO! because raping girls is PERFECTLY legal. My god, you’re a fucking idiot, Garth.
So, after this, she goes outside, then sees Garth getting arrested. After this, she tells the cops to wait for Humphrey to get here…… Well, I guess slutty girls have power over the law in this world… Okay, it’s just stupid. Plane and simple.
So, Lily tells Kate and Abel about the fight, but, she is told that Garth is stronger than Humphrey, so she gets Jase to fight Garth to. So, wait, you’re asking someone, who is innocent, which you even stated, to fight someone stronger than him… Lily, you are a terrible person.
So, once everyone gathers at the spot where the fight is supposed to start, Garth says that once he wins, he’s going to go free. Tell me that is just a fucking joke. Please tell me it is.
So, Humphrey comes, saying he was late because he was chased by a bird and three dogs…….. What does that even mean? How does that make you- Oh nevermind.
So, before the fight, Garth says he’s going to rape Kate… And the cops just let him says this shit?
Anyway, the fight starts, and it is just embarrassing. Humphrey gets beaten, and Garth knocks out the cop. Yes, he knocks out a cop, who had trained for years for that job. What kind of police run this city where they can’t take a single punch?
Anyway, Jase comes and easily beats Garth. Like, really easily. I mean, one hit and he’s out for the count. My god, this chapter has to be the worst. I mean the worst by far. It makes no fucking sense and just total garbage. I mean, seriously, The Last Airbender movie had less holes then this shit. Oh yeah, I went there.
So, after this, Kate thanks Jase, and Lily, for some stupid reason, gets jealous, and then, after that, she and Jase go to her house, and… Okay, seriously, what do you think will happen. Will it be A. Sex B. Sex or C. Sex. If you chose sex, WHAT ELSE WERE YOU EXPECTING IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT!
So, after this, Jase’s family walks in, and they are less concerned with him having sex with an anthro wolf, but more concerned that he did it on a Sunday. Then, he gets in an argument with his brother, which involves the word dude. And my god, I thought the whole what makes you cuter conversation was shit, but this argument here really took the cake. I mean, wow, it is amazing how I can hate a character in a mere five seconds.
So then, little kids sit on Lily’s lap, WHILE SHE IS STILL NAKED!
So, after this, Kate asks if she wants Jase to go to the mall with her, making Lily more jealous. You know, I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be just as much of a bitch as Lily. Congratulations, Kate, I hope you burn in hell.
So, once they go to the mall, Lily knows that Kate is trying to take Jase from her… And she does. Wow, Kate, I know Lily is a bitch herself, but, at least she doesn’t steal your boyfriend from you. You, Kate, are a fucking bitch. I hope you’re happy with yourself.
So, they fight, and, of course, they have to take their shirts off, and, even after all this, Lily is seen as the bad guy. Fuck you, people. Sure, sure Lily is a bitch, but, from this chapter, Kate was the real bitch. Are you seriously going there. God, are we almost done. Please say yes, because, I feel like I’m losing my sanity.
So, after this, Kate says that Lily is a slut, and how she doesn’t feel sorry for her. Yeah, just steal her boyfriend, cheat on your own, and ruin your sisters life, and yet, she’s the bad guy. Kate, you really did it. You are the worst character in this piece of shit fanfic. I fucking hate. Go die.
So, just to be more of a bitch, Kate seduces Jase and has sex with him. For fucks sake, how many sex scenes can one fanfic have? Oh, and, to make this worse, she films them having sex and puts it on Lily’s laptop. Wow, I never thought I’d say this, but, I’m starting to feel a little bad for Lily. Fuck you, Kate, you are the real awful character in this shitfic…. but, still, Lily is a bitch.
So, Lily sees this video, and, she gets so mad, she can’t pronounce her words right. Here, I’ll show you.
“HOW COULD UOU DO THIS TO NE”
Yeah, perfect fucking writing there, author.
So, after this, she then fights Kate, again, which leads to Lily killing Kate by slitting her throat. Jase sees this and says he hates Lily. Oh, fuck you too, Jase. Your are a cheating asshole, so, you have no right to be the good guy here. God, I hate ever single character here.
So, she gets arrested and they say she will be in prison for ONE YEAR! ARE YOU SERIOUS! YOU GET ONE YEAR FOR MURDER!? For fucks sake, imagine if Charles Manson got one year. People around the country would be screwed.
So, she then shares a cell with Garth… Uhm, WHY! Don’t they have certain jails for different genders. Don’t guys have their own jail and women have their own. This is obviously done for a rape scene. Tell me I’m wrong.
But before it happens, he gets murdered by a prisoner with a lead pipe. Do prisons just leave lead pipes lying around for criminals to carry. So, this prisoner is a girl named Blossom, who is in prison for something ‘horrible’.
So, after meeting Blossom for eight hours, they then decide to have sex. Do I really care anymore by this point
So, after that, they decided that, once they are out of here, they will become strippers. Great fucking life choice, and the fanfic ends there. And THANK GOD! If I were to see another sex scene, I was gonna lose my mind. This story is nothing more than someones wild imagination to make a piece of shit story. It takes every sex cliche in fanfiction and mash it up into one big fat clusterfuck. And, even without the sex, the story is laughable and dumb, and the writing is just shit. Well, that;s one awful Alpha and Omega fanfic down… But were just getting started. Ugh…… So, anyway, Lily’s Opposite Side is an awful fanfic, and, it ranks up there with the top ten worst I have read. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.