WARNING: These songs will make you wish you were never born. Seriously, if you think you know bad songs, you haven't seen anything yet.
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And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.
Whether you like them or not, you have to admit they aren't good, and that's where this list comes in.
You see, I'm a pretty huge fan of music and I've heard all KINDS of songs. From country to rock to romance to hip-hop to metal to the classics, I can't help but love music!
But these disgraces against the Earth need to die. RIGHT NOW.
It's my Top 10 Most Hated Songs Of All Time. Are you ready to take out the trash? I was fucking born ready.
#10. Wiggle: Jason Derulo feat. Snoop Dogg (2014)
You know those songs that are so ridiculously bad you just can't help but love them? From IceJJFish's "On The Floor" to Sir Mixalot's "Baby Got Back", they CLEARLY show no effort at all and make you think: "LOLWTFAMIDOINGWITHMYLIFE:D"
But this song? I don't think he's TRYING to be bad... Oh god....
In fact, do you want to hear this song summed up in one sentence? Take the most horrific atrocious thing you can think of, AND MULTIPLY IT BY CANCER.
This song is nothing more than a perverted cash-in for the creepy guys living in their mother's basement who never do anything other then masturbating to porn.
Seriously, this is one of the laziest, dumbest, and most god-awful songs I've ever seen in my life. And you're probably thinking right now: "BUT JARED! Why do you hate this song but not Baby Got Back?"
Well, that song was OBVIOUSLY just a joke song. It was MEANT to be bad and it was insanely funny. All the song was in a nutshell was some dude singing about his love for big butts. XD
But this song? It makes vomit retch. It makes that old creepy piece of cheese that's been laying on the sidewalk for millenniums feel bad. Hell, this song belongs in a toxic waste dump.
While Baby Got Back was satirical and enjoyable in a strange way, this song doesn't even TRY TO TRY.
I think you get my point here. It's just "I Want To Have Sex" song number 4,192. Only it's the worst one of all.
Top it off with WONDERFUL lyrics like: "Taste my rain drops, K boo." And: "Go head, and go ham sandwich." And you have one of the stupidest songs ever made.
Wiggle. A song that's in desperate need of a paramedic.
#9. Friday: Rebecca Black (2011)
Alright I hate to harp on a song that's already been bashed to death by the community, but honestly, what MORON WOULDN'T see this one coming?
Random Loser: I didn't! It's a great song you IDIOT! >:D
Me: How many times do I have to get out my chainsaw today.....
ANYWAYS, if you don't know, this is nothing more than an EXTREMELY repetitive and annoying as HELL song that really fucking needed professional help from day one.
Even the song ITSELF sounds desperate for people to like it. Seriously, the ONLY positive thing I can say about this song is how positive and light-hearted it is.
But it appears that poor little Rebecca Black didn't realize that there's a VAST difference between a light-hearted fun song, and a GOOD light-hearted fun song.
AND GET A LOAD OF THESE SHITTY LYRICS.
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today i-is Friday, Friday."
YAY YOU KNOW YOUR FIRST-GRADE DAYS OF THE WEEK. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, A COOKIE?
"Yeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah, yeah, yeah."
BEST LYRICS EVER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! 10/10 TOO PERFECT.
MY ONLY PROBLEM IS THERE WAS 100,000 TOO MANY YEAH'S.
"Seven a.m, waking up in the morning."
Really, you're resorting to ripping off Kesha now? How fucking desperate ARE YOU!?
This song is downright TERRIBLE. In fact, Friday reminds me of the annoying person in your third-grade class who just wouldn't SHUT THE HELL UP.
AND NOT EVERY FRIDAY HAS TO BE DRUGS AND PARTIES! SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT TO RELAX OR FUCKING SLEEP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
THIS SONG MAKES VOMIT'S VOMIT VOMIT! IT MAKES AN INFECTED COCKROACH DISGUSTED! IT MAKES JEFF THE KILLER FROWN! JESUS CHRIST JUST...... JUST...........
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#8. Songbird: Kenny G (1987)
I love this song. It's a classic smooth-jazz piece that I can't get enough of.
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SO WHY THE FUCK IS IT ON THE LIST JARED? :O
I shall answer that now, foul-mouthed commentator. :)
Just read the title of this article and you'll know what I mean. Heck, give it a listen if you want. I'll wait here.
*Jeopardy theme plays*
You done? Good. ;)
THIS ISN'T EVEN A MOTHER-FUCKING SONG!!!
SERIOUSLY, THIS ENTIRE MUSIC PIECE HAS NO WORDS AT ALL! I'D MAKE FUN OF THE LYRICS IF THERE WERE ANY!
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING SONG! HOW DID IT GET SO POPULAR!? IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GREAT, IT'S JUST DECENT!
THIS WAS ACTUALLY NUMBER 55 ON THE TOP 100 BEST SONGS OF 1987, HOW!? THAT'S ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!
I'm not even joking. I WISH I was. This guy got famous by playing a 20-second loop of an "Eh" kind of song that a SEVEN-YEAR OLD could play if they tried.
Again though, this isn't a WORST song list, these are just songs I hate. If it was a worst list then Songbird wouldn't be on here.
But mostly for personal reasons it makes #8 on this list. It's like when your little brother makes a crappy drawing and all of a sudden he's getting as much attention as the fucking Beatles.
Songbird. A song that's not even a song with the word song in it's name.
#7. Barbie Girl: Aqua (1997)
This is one of those songs that belongs in the "WHAAAAT THHEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!??!!??!" Category of songs.
Seriously though, why does this song even exist? Barbies weren't even that POPULAR in 1997, AND I SHOULD KNOW GODDAMMIT!
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I just realized how creepy it is on how much I know about Barbies. o______O
UH ANYWAYS UM, this song just has no point to it. Also, similar to Friday, it's a song that IS SO GODDAMN ANNOYING YOU'D RATHER DISINTEGRATE YOUR LEFT KNEE WITH A CHEESE GRATER THAN GIVE THIS SONG JUST ONE FUCKING LISTEN.
Also, since some asshat out there reading this article probably just said: "HOW CAN THIS SONG GET ANY WORSE!?" Then I have good news for you my friend. ;)
This song is all one giant sex joke. I'm not even kidding. With lyrics like "You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere." and "I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world.", it's pretty obvious.
Also, yes, the lyrics suck. A lot. Really hard. Harder than a steel bionically-plastered jawbreaker.
Harder than my Johnson. (It's a boner reference! :D)
In conclusion, what can I say that hasn't been said already? It's annoying, the lyrics are in the F Minus tier, and for the love of god, this song downright DAMAGES people who listen to it more than once.
And now, the comparison joke. What do I think is similar to this song?
I....... Don't even have an answer for THAT. This song is just so random and LSD-induced I thought I was watching a demented kid's porno.
Trust me, this is one song that even the dumbest of idiots wouldn't defend. And if this song was in a trash can, even the flies wouldn't go near it.
(This is the end of part one. Hope you enjoyed! And stay tuned for the next two parts. Also, I actually WILL finish this, as I already have the rest of it made. I just wanted to be a troll and raise the suspense. XD Thanks for reading! And don't forget to click the I'm a Fan button above and leave a comment below!)
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Song: link
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