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Walter: (Tosses a stack of a thousand dollars onto the counter)
Lenny: What’s this?
Walter: This, buddy, is my latest paycheck
Lenny: So I take it you got a new job?
Walter: Hell yeah. I made more money than ever before
Lenny: So, what kind of job did you get
Walter: Well…

Bishop: A robber?
Phillip: Yeah. We bought some masks, spray painted a few guns, and now we make hundreds of dollars
Bishop: That… is the most awesome thing ever

Lenny: A robber?!
Walter: What? What’s wrong
Lenny: (Putting a closed sign on the door) What’s wrong?! You robbed a gas station and decided to bring the money here
Walter: Hey, don’t worry. I wasn’t caught, and they never saw our faces
Lenny: Do you know how easy it is to find criminals nowadays
Walter: Don’t worry. They probably said it was a middle class black man. I’ll be fine as long as I keep quiet about this
Lenny: I hope your right. I wouldn’t want anyone getting any ideas.

Phillip: I know. They never saw it coming. I’m just glad no one caught us
Bishop: Man, you guys are so awesome. It must have been like something out of one of those action movies
Phillip: Well… kinda. Just a lot more dangerous than I would have thought

Walter: (Driving down the street at night, while listening to the radio)
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(A black Rolls Royce drives up behind him)
Walter: I wonder who that is
(The car slows down)
Walter: (Waves for him to go up front)
(The car drives in front and stops)
Walter: What the hell?
(Three dressed men get out of the car and walk toward Walter’s car)
Walter: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap (Puts the car in reverse and drives down the road)
(The three men get back in their Royce and begin to follow him)
Walter: (Turns the car and starts driving off)
(The three men chase after Walter)
Walter: Oh God, oh God, oh God (Tries to call Phillip)

Phillip: (In the car with Bishop, smoking marijuana)
(Phillip’s phone rings, but he ignores it)

Walter: Goddamn it, Phillip (Puts his phone away and keeps driving)
(The three men begin to catch up to Walter)
Walter: (Speed up, trying to lose them, but his car isn’t even nearly as fast)
(A second car drives out in front of Walter)
Walter: What the hell! (Stops the car)
(The men behind him get out of the car)
Walter: (Steps out of the car quickly and holds his hands up in the air) Look guys, I don’t want any trouble
Dressed Man: Where’s the money?
Walter: Uh… what?
Dressed Man: Where is the money? I want to know! I was told that my men had my money stashed in a car parked in an alleyway. That was the last thing he said before he was shot. And I believe I saw a pretty crappy car on the news fitting the design of that car right there
Walter: (Whispers to himself) Oh crap, that ended up on the news? (To the guys) Okay, I know what you may be thinking, but I didn’t kill the guy
Dressed Man: I know. It was one of Sanchez’s boys
Walter: Sanchez? Who is this Sanchez guy-
Dressed Man: Shut up
Walter: (Nervous) Okay
Dressed Man: Now we know that you have our money, so where is it
Walter: Don’t worry. I have it right here (Hands him the thousand dollars he had)
Dressed Man: Last I checked, there was fifty thousand dollars. This is just one thousand.
Walter: Well, the rest is at home and the rest are with my friend
Dressed Man: Interesting. What do you say we go and get it. We’ll drive you there
Walter: Hey, that sounds like a good idea (They walk to the car)
Dressed Man: Tell me, are you claustrophobic?
Walter: Well, I really wouldn’t say so, but- (The other two grab him and stuff him into the trunk) Hey, what the hell do you pricks think you’re doing. Get me the hell out of here
(The three men get into the car and drive off)

Walter: (Sitting in the trunk) Jesus. I wonder how many bodies got stuffed into here (The car stops) Why are we stopping
(Muffled shouting can be heard)
Walter: What is going on?
(Gun fire is heard)
Walter: Okay, that’s gunfire. Why do I hear gunfire?
(The gunfire gets louder)
Walter: Why is it getting louder?
(Bullets hit through the trunk door)
Walter: (Panicking) Okay, now is a good time to loose it (Kicks the trunk) Someone get me out of here (The trunk opens due to being weakened by the door) (Walter falls out as a car speeds off) Oh god. Where the hell am I? (Looks around and sees the three men dead) Oh god. Oh my god. Oh, this is bad (Sees a small wallet on the ground. He takes it, and runs off in the opposite direction, and out of the alleyway)

Walter: (Sitting in a taxi cab) (His phone rings) Hello?
Phillip: Hey, Walter?
Walter: Phillip? Listen, I need to talk to you? Where are you?
Phillip: I’m at the police station
Walter: Don’t move
Phillip: That won’t be too hard
Police Officer: Hey, are you done in there
Criminal: Yeah, some of us have to use our phone call too

Walter: (Sits in the police station waiting room)
African American: I’m telling you, I didn’t fire those guns
Police Officer: We just want to ask you some questions
African American: Then why am I wearing cuffs?
Police Officer: I said WE would ask the questions. Not you
Walter: (Sits in the waiting room)
Phillip: (Walks into the waiting room) Hey, Walter-
Walter: Phillip, I think we screwed up?
Phillip: What do you mean?
Walter: There were these guys, they said they knew about us, and that they want the money, and they said something about Sanchez. I don’t know, it’s crazy. They stuffed me in a trunk and know that we took the money
Phillip: Oh man… What are we gonna do?
Walter: I don’t know. I guess all we can do is take the money and go to these guy’s leader and hand it to them
Phillip: But won’t we be killed if that happens
Walter: Better if I die than have my son get involved. They’d probably use him to have us come to them. What about your mother
Phillip: …. I guess you’re right
Walter: Yeah, I guess I am. I found this next to one of the bodies (Holds out a wallet)
Phillip: Why did you take the wallet
Walter: I thought maybe it could be helpful. Now loon (Shows a small phone number to a man named Ricardo) I think this may be their boss. I say we call them, and arrange a meeting. And make sure you bring the money
Phillip: Alright.
Walter: And remember. Once we’re done with this, we’ll go back to trying to make money, and it will do a better job. And make sure to buy real guns this time
Phillip: Oh come on, they are expensive
Walter: They are not. Anyone can buy a gun. Even the homeless could afford a gun
Jared: Hey Wikipedia, you sure we’re not lost? o_____O
Wikipedia: Of course not! :D As long as we don’t lose this map here, we’ll be fine!

*Map Flies Away*

Jared: YOU NIMROD! NOW what are we going to do?

Jared: Wait a minute….. WHAT’S HAPPENING!? THE DIMENSIONS ARE TWISTING! D:

Wikipedia and Jared: NOOOOOOOO *FLASH*

Windwakerguy430: What the fuck!? What are you doing in my house?

Wikipedia: It's no big deal, just a rip of the fabric in space and time. :) It happens.

Windwakerguy430: Okay then. Well, since you’re already here, want to help me with my list?

Jared: *Pushes Wikipedia*...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
So, everyone seems to think I hate everything today, and that only the things in the 90s were good… You all really think that the 90s was all sunshine and handjobs, huh? Not really.

Super Mario Brothers Movie
North
Speed 2
Batman and Robin
Showgirls
Mr. Magoo Movie
Psycho Remake
Fucking Everything about Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Alien 3
Biodome
Crow 2: City of Angels
Ghost Dad
Felix the Cat: The Movie
Bebe’s Kids
The Magic Voyage
Tom and Jerry: The Movie
Mr. Nanny
Good Son
Double Dragon Movie
Street Fighter: The Movie
Neverending Story III
The Next Karate Kid
The Flintstones Movie
Milk Money
Congo
Waterworld...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (In detention) I seriously don’t get why I am here
Teacher: You beat up a teacher’s son
Wind: I’ve KILLED people's sons before. That hasn’t gotten me in trouble before
Teacher: That kid had hepatitis
Wind: So what. My act was justified
Teacher: IN WHAT WAY
Wind: I really don’t like children
Teacher: Oh my go- You are in detention, and that’s final
Cody and James: (Both walk in)
Teacher: Good, you both are here. No detention can begin. Hannah!
Hannah: (Walks in, wearing a teacher uniform, and holding a ruler) Well, it’s about time
Teacher: Okay. You do what you must. I’m going to...
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From 1999
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Tim: *Sitting by a campfire with Captain Jefferson* Ah, this is nice.
Captain: Yes it is.
Shayne: *Watching Metal Gloss and Stylo surfing*
Crane: I didn't know ponies could surf.
Shayne: Neither could I.
Wayne: What about trains?
Shayne: Are you kidding? We're too heavy.
Wayne: Try telling that to your silver friend.
Shayne: What? *Sees Sean on a big surfboard surfing along with several humans* In the world?!
Wayne: While Shayne refuses to believe what he's seeing, I shall host tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Wayne from The Nut House, and here's what we got lined up for you. Where Eagles...
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Who knew grocery store music could sound awesome?
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posted by Windwakerguy430
In the year 2700, civilization has moved into the sky, above the ground, due to alien raiders. However, a rude, brash ex gangster by the name of Chase plans on taking back the lower level of earth. Armed with nothing but his silver revolver named Six Shooter, he heads to The Grounds in order to fight off the alien threat and take it back for humanity.

~Characters~

Chase
A twenty six year old ex gangster. Known for being a rude, cocky, arrogant, flirtatious man who enjoys gun fights, soda, and dirty magazines, he is not afraid of a fight. Although he is not respected by many people, he still sees...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello, everyone. And it’s finally 2017. Ain’t it great? No more Harambe jokes, no more celebrities dying, no more being overly offensive (I hope). But, enough about why the world sucks. Let’s talk about me, and what cringey crap I have in mind. Now, I have a lot planned for 2017. Like, a lot. But first, some things for older series. Now, the series, Welcome to Clearwater, I don’t think I’ll be continuing. I just don’t have much I can satire, and I kinda ended Welcome to Eastwood just to have the group have an end. I was planning on having Welcome to Clearwater be more serious at...
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Well, everyone, I have decided to cancel Christmas this year. If I have to suffer this Christmas, then so should everyone else. Why? Because of the worst Christmas related fanfic I have ever read. It is a fanfic called Sexy Santa.... Oh god.
So, this fanfic is based off the atrocious Twilight movies. Oh, boy, were off to a great fucking start. Anyway, Bella's friend buys airtime TV for her, but, for some stupid reason, she also buys her lingerie, because..... that's what everyone buys their friends on Christmas. So, she wears it when she goes to sleep, because I don't fucking know, when suddenly,...
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*The hatred that Hannah had for Franklin was building up inside. He was right. He was right about her. But she had a feeling, a feeling that, if she didn’t do something, he would get away with these murders. There would be no evidence, nothing to prove that he was the one responsible for the murders. She didn’t show any signs of hesitation for someone like him. She aimed the gun at Franklin and fired the gun at his head. He fell back, his body limp before it even hit the ground. As soon as he was dead, the world around Hannah started to fall into black as she slowly awakened.*

*William rested...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to another top ten list for the Halloween season. Today, we will be looking at another set of spooky structures, except, instead of the haunted house, will be looking at a large castle. Castles are large structures made long ago, which housed rich and royal people. While they are an amazing piece of history, there is no doubt that there is something creepy about walking into an old castle in the middle of the night. So, today, we’ll be looking at the abundance of castles from a multitude of things. First, some rules. FIRST, only castles from what I have seen....
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Now, I love video games…. and, you all know that. Okay, I love video games, but, not every game is perfect. In fact, there are parts of games that take all the fun from the game and ruin it. So, I am going to show you guys the moments in games that annoy me. First off, these are all from games I play, and they have to be from games I like. So, with that said, lets begin



#15: Ashley Section from Resident Evil 4 - So, after playing as a bad ass bodyguard to the president who is going around killing psychotic villagers, what do we get? We get to play as Ashley, the annoying, and useless...
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Now, final bosses are the final challenge of the game, between you and the completion of the game. And, of course, they are always the greatest moment of the game. So, with that, I want to tell you all my favorite boss fights in games. But, the obvious rules. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Also, this list contains MASSIVE Spoilers, so, you have been warned. So, with that, here we go.

Bowser
Bowser


#10: Bowser from Super Mario 64 - What better way to start off the list then with the first final boss I have ever fought in a game. Sure, he may not be so well, by todays...
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Bowser: bwahaha!

Zalgo: what is he laughing about?

Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...

Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!

Robotnik: woo!

All: ...

Robotnik: awkward...

Bowser: moving on...

Zalgo: please do!

Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!

Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?

All: ._.

Bowser: fuc*

Me: yep... they are lemons

All: shut-up!

Me: :D

*SpongeBob reference FTW*
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S.B: *Playing guitar*
Sean: Sounds like he keeps getting better and better.
Tim: I'll say.
Derek: He looks exactly like Johnny Lightning.
Mark: Maybe it is Johnny Lightning.
Lewis: And I am the host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Welcome everyone, here's our lineup tonight.

8 PM - Now

Sean Meets The PPG - TV-G
Trainz - TV-PG

8:30 PM

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime - TV-MA
Johnny Lightning - TV-PG

Lewis: Let's get cracking.

Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom

Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are you done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one more class I have to...
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Hawkeye: I'm taking the special!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: I am!
Thomas: Neither of you are. *Passes between them pulling five hopper cars* I am.
Tom: Hey, there's another Tom here.
Master Sword: His name is Thomas.
Tom: Close enough. Now get ready for our skit.
Orion: *Walks onto a stage*
Audience: *Cheering*
Orion: Welcome everyone to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, also known as S.S.S.S for short. My name is Orion Stardust, and I'm hosting this week. First up, we got

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Orion: Followed by

Adventures Of Thomas & Friends - Rated...
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