(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any heroes hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief: Good. We need you at Mall Street as soon as you can get there
Crimson Salvation: Got it (Puts on a red police officer uniform and a red eye mask and runs into the garage, getting into his red police car and drives to the location) Alright, chief, what are we dealing with this time
Police Chief: Something that I know you can handle
Crimson Salvation: (Arrives at Mall Street and sees the giant monster a mile away) (Picks up the radio) I see what you mean (Picks up two handguns) I got this
Police Chief: No, Crimson Salvation. That monster isn’t your priority. Look in front of the small antique shop
Crimson Salvation: (Turns to the small shop and sees an elderly woman trying to cross the street)...... Oh (Helps her cross the street as a group of other superheroes defeat the giant monster)
(The civilians cheer for the superheroes)
Elderly Woman: If it means anything, I think you’re a hero
Crimson Salvation: Thanks, ma’am. That really helps.
Crimson Salvation: (Drives his car down the road)
Car Radio: Good evening, Sangria. It’s the 101 Anniversary when world found the green meteor, that gave us the greatest gift of all. Superheroes who risk their lives to save us. This next song goes out to you, heroes (The radio plays Pink Floyd’s Shine On You Crazy Diamond)
Crimson Salvation: (Still in his uniform, he buys TV dinners from a store) I’m telling you, I could have handled myself with that monster, but they think I’m not good enough, just because I don’t have any superpowers.
Store Clerk: Will you be paying with cash or credit
Crimson Salvation: Credit
Crimson Salvation: (Sits in his apartment, eating his meal while watching the News on the giant monster, defeated by superheroes) (Sighs as he looks down at the floor)
Officer John: I’m telling you, the best superhero is Wild Fire
Officer Paul: No way, the best superhero is Cyber Freak
Officer George: Come on. We all know Storm Cloud is the best
Officer Ringo: You guys know that Road Hog is the best
Officer Barry: I think that Crimson Salvation is the best
(The Officers look at him and begin laughing hard)
Officer John: I’m sorry, I could have sworn you said that Crimson Salvation was the best superhero
Officer Barry: Well, he is
Officer George: He doesn’t even have a superpower
Officer Ringo: All he does is walk old ladies across the street
Officer Barry: He can do so much more than just walk old ladies across the street
Officer Ringo: Oh, he’ll start helping ducks cross the street now?
Officer Barry: Of course not
Officer John: Say what you want. Crimson Salvation is the worst hero around. He’s like all those people who want to be superheroes. They should just learn to be normal like the rest of us Non-Supers.
Officer Barry: You’ll see. Crimson Salvation is just waiting for the right moment.
Officer John: Yeah, sure (Laughs with the others)
Officers Barry: (Walks off) They’ll see (Takes out a red mask from his pocket) They’ll see just what I mean
Police Chief: Attention all heroes, we’re under attack by a supervillain. I repeat, a supervillain is attacking the city. If any superhero can hear me, please respond
Crimson Salvation: (Answers) This is Crimson Salvation
Police Chief: Oh god, not again. Crimson Salvation, you can’t handle this on your own
Crimson Salvation: You haven’t even given me a chance to try yet
Police Chief: Trust me, I have something else planned for you
Crismon Salvation: Really? What is it?
Crimson Salvation: (Sits at the edge of town, holding a “Duck Crossing” sign, to help ducks cross the road)
(A family of ducks comes over to cross the road)
Crimson Salvation: (Gets up and holds the sign up)
Thunderstruck: (Claps his hands together, sending several police cars flying back) None of you can stop Thunderstruck (Runs off, down the road with a bag of stolen items)
Crimson Salvation: (Waits for the ducks to cross)
(A bunch of cars fly through the air, flying towards Crimson Salvation and the ducks) (All of the cars bounce over them and miss, coming to a stop)
Crimson Salvation: (Turns to see a man in a purple costume)
Thunderstruck: Stop right there, hero. If you don’t get out of my way, I will kill you
Crimson Salvation: …. (Drops the duck crossing sign) Y-you think I’m a hero? No one’s ever said that before
Thunderstruck: Shut up and get out of my way
Crimson Salvation: Thank you so much. No one has ever called me a hero before
Thunderstruck: I said to get out of my way. This is your last warning
Crimson Salvation: Oh, right. Villain (Pulls out his nightstick) Then I will have to stop you then
Thunderstruck: What?! You’re going to stop me with a nightstick?! You think that the terrifying Thunderstruck is scared of a puny stick. And here I was thinking you were a hero. But you’re just a puny Non-Super
Crimson Salvation: (Hearing this, he gets incredibly angry)
Thunderstruck: I don’t even think I want to give you the clap that only Thunderstruck can give. I’ve given everyone else the clap, but I don’t even think you’re wor- (Gets his with the nightstick across the face)
Crimson Salvation: I am so sick and tired of people saying that I can’t be a superhero because I’m Non-Super (With Thunderstruck on the ground, he punches him) Every time my name is brought up (Punch) I have to deal with laughs and insults (Punch) All they think I can do is help old women and ducks across the street (Punch) But I can do way more (Punch) More than they think (Punch) More than they know (Punches him several times until he falls unconscious)
(A group of police cars arrives on the scene)
Officer John: (Gets out of the car) I fail to see how Road Hog is the best superhero
Officer Ringo: It’s the speed, John, the spe- (Stops when he sees Crimson Salvation holding a cuffed Thunderstruck)
Officer John: I-Is that Crimson Salvation
Officer Ringo: And he… defeated Thunderstruck
Crimson Salvation: That’s right (Places him next to the police) He’s all yours
(Officer John and Officer Ringo look at each other, and begin laughing)
Crimson Salvation: What’s so funny?
Officer John: You really had to go and beat up Thunderstruck of all villains. This guy couldn’t hurt a fly. He did a lot of property damage, but there is not even one person injured in his attack
Crimson Salvation: But he robbed a bank (Holds up the bag he was carrying)
Officer Ringo: No (Opens the bag and shows it is full of stolen socks) All he stole was $20 worth of socks. But hey, thanks for stopping the dangerous sock thief, Crimson Salvation (Both officers laugh as the put Thunderstruck in the car and drive off)
Crimson Salvation: (Sits on a rock and looks down)
Duck: (Quakes at Crimson Salvation)
Crimson Salvation: (Sighs and gets up, holding up the sign)
Barry: (Puts his Crimson Salvation costume away and sits in the living room and turns on the answering machine)
Machine: You have three new messages. Message 1
Man: Mr. Merlot, we’re calling about your phone bill. It’s past do (Erases E-mail)
Machine: Message 2
Man: Excuse me, Officer Merlot. This is the man whom you gave a ticket to for only parking for two minutes. Just wanted you to know you can go to hell. Bye
Machine: Message 3
Scarlet: Barry, it’s Scarlet… Did you forget that it’s your week with the kids
Barry: Oh crap (Runs out)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any heroes hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief: Good. We need you at Mall Street as soon as you can get there
Crimson Salvation: Got it (Puts on a red police officer uniform and a red eye mask and runs into the garage, getting into his red police car and drives to the location) Alright, chief, what are we dealing with this time
Police Chief: Something that I know you can handle
Crimson Salvation: (Arrives at Mall Street and sees the giant monster a mile away) (Picks up the radio) I see what you mean (Picks up two handguns) I got this
Police Chief: No, Crimson Salvation. That monster isn’t your priority. Look in front of the small antique shop
Crimson Salvation: (Turns to the small shop and sees an elderly woman trying to cross the street)...... Oh (Helps her cross the street as a group of other superheroes defeat the giant monster)
(The civilians cheer for the superheroes)
Elderly Woman: If it means anything, I think you’re a hero
Crimson Salvation: Thanks, ma’am. That really helps.
Crimson Salvation: (Drives his car down the road)
Car Radio: Good evening, Sangria. It’s the 101 Anniversary when world found the green meteor, that gave us the greatest gift of all. Superheroes who risk their lives to save us. This next song goes out to you, heroes (The radio plays Pink Floyd’s Shine On You Crazy Diamond)
Crimson Salvation: (Still in his uniform, he buys TV dinners from a store) I’m telling you, I could have handled myself with that monster, but they think I’m not good enough, just because I don’t have any superpowers.
Store Clerk: Will you be paying with cash or credit
Crimson Salvation: Credit
Crimson Salvation: (Sits in his apartment, eating his meal while watching the News on the giant monster, defeated by superheroes) (Sighs as he looks down at the floor)
Officer John: I’m telling you, the best superhero is Wild Fire
Officer Paul: No way, the best superhero is Cyber Freak
Officer George: Come on. We all know Storm Cloud is the best
Officer Ringo: You guys know that Road Hog is the best
Officer Barry: I think that Crimson Salvation is the best
(The Officers look at him and begin laughing hard)
Officer John: I’m sorry, I could have sworn you said that Crimson Salvation was the best superhero
Officer Barry: Well, he is
Officer George: He doesn’t even have a superpower
Officer Ringo: All he does is walk old ladies across the street
Officer Barry: He can do so much more than just walk old ladies across the street
Officer Ringo: Oh, he’ll start helping ducks cross the street now?
Officer Barry: Of course not
Officer John: Say what you want. Crimson Salvation is the worst hero around. He’s like all those people who want to be superheroes. They should just learn to be normal like the rest of us Non-Supers.
Officer Barry: You’ll see. Crimson Salvation is just waiting for the right moment.
Officer John: Yeah, sure (Laughs with the others)
Officers Barry: (Walks off) They’ll see (Takes out a red mask from his pocket) They’ll see just what I mean
Police Chief: Attention all heroes, we’re under attack by a supervillain. I repeat, a supervillain is attacking the city. If any superhero can hear me, please respond
Crimson Salvation: (Answers) This is Crimson Salvation
Police Chief: Oh god, not again. Crimson Salvation, you can’t handle this on your own
Crimson Salvation: You haven’t even given me a chance to try yet
Police Chief: Trust me, I have something else planned for you
Crismon Salvation: Really? What is it?
Crimson Salvation: (Sits at the edge of town, holding a “Duck Crossing” sign, to help ducks cross the road)
(A family of ducks comes over to cross the road)
Crimson Salvation: (Gets up and holds the sign up)
Thunderstruck: (Claps his hands together, sending several police cars flying back) None of you can stop Thunderstruck (Runs off, down the road with a bag of stolen items)
Crimson Salvation: (Waits for the ducks to cross)
(A bunch of cars fly through the air, flying towards Crimson Salvation and the ducks) (All of the cars bounce over them and miss, coming to a stop)
Crimson Salvation: (Turns to see a man in a purple costume)
Thunderstruck: Stop right there, hero. If you don’t get out of my way, I will kill you
Crimson Salvation: …. (Drops the duck crossing sign) Y-you think I’m a hero? No one’s ever said that before
Thunderstruck: Shut up and get out of my way
Crimson Salvation: Thank you so much. No one has ever called me a hero before
Thunderstruck: I said to get out of my way. This is your last warning
Crimson Salvation: Oh, right. Villain (Pulls out his nightstick) Then I will have to stop you then
Thunderstruck: What?! You’re going to stop me with a nightstick?! You think that the terrifying Thunderstruck is scared of a puny stick. And here I was thinking you were a hero. But you’re just a puny Non-Super
Crimson Salvation: (Hearing this, he gets incredibly angry)
Thunderstruck: I don’t even think I want to give you the clap that only Thunderstruck can give. I’ve given everyone else the clap, but I don’t even think you’re wor- (Gets his with the nightstick across the face)
Crimson Salvation: I am so sick and tired of people saying that I can’t be a superhero because I’m Non-Super (With Thunderstruck on the ground, he punches him) Every time my name is brought up (Punch) I have to deal with laughs and insults (Punch) All they think I can do is help old women and ducks across the street (Punch) But I can do way more (Punch) More than they think (Punch) More than they know (Punches him several times until he falls unconscious)
(A group of police cars arrives on the scene)
Officer John: (Gets out of the car) I fail to see how Road Hog is the best superhero
Officer Ringo: It’s the speed, John, the spe- (Stops when he sees Crimson Salvation holding a cuffed Thunderstruck)
Officer John: I-Is that Crimson Salvation
Officer Ringo: And he… defeated Thunderstruck
Crimson Salvation: That’s right (Places him next to the police) He’s all yours
(Officer John and Officer Ringo look at each other, and begin laughing)
Crimson Salvation: What’s so funny?
Officer John: You really had to go and beat up Thunderstruck of all villains. This guy couldn’t hurt a fly. He did a lot of property damage, but there is not even one person injured in his attack
Crimson Salvation: But he robbed a bank (Holds up the bag he was carrying)
Officer Ringo: No (Opens the bag and shows it is full of stolen socks) All he stole was $20 worth of socks. But hey, thanks for stopping the dangerous sock thief, Crimson Salvation (Both officers laugh as the put Thunderstruck in the car and drive off)
Crimson Salvation: (Sits on a rock and looks down)
Duck: (Quakes at Crimson Salvation)
Crimson Salvation: (Sighs and gets up, holding up the sign)
Barry: (Puts his Crimson Salvation costume away and sits in the living room and turns on the answering machine)
Machine: You have three new messages. Message 1
Man: Mr. Merlot, we’re calling about your phone bill. It’s past do (Erases E-mail)
Machine: Message 2
Man: Excuse me, Officer Merlot. This is the man whom you gave a ticket to for only parking for two minutes. Just wanted you to know you can go to hell. Bye
Machine: Message 3
Scarlet: Barry, it’s Scarlet… Did you forget that it’s your week with the kids
Barry: Oh crap (Runs out)