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Song: link

Sean: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Laughing*
Jerry: *Laughing*
Mike: *Stops next to his friends* Heeey. What's with the laughter?
Sean: Listen to the music.
Mike: Ah. *Laughing*
Jerry: We oughta do something like that. Think of how famous we could become.
Shayne: We could, but let's focus on hosting the very last episode of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: This is the last one?
Shayne: Yeah. Let's give the audience one hell of a show. We'll feature an episode of Trainz, and Johnny Lightning, then show off The Seven Ups.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 40: Meeting Jack

Narrator: One day, Sean was delivering passengers to Mossberg Harbor. After dropping them off, he brought his coaches to the train yard where he saw a white truck. His name is Jack, and thankfully, he's nothing like the Jack on the Northern Errol Line.
Audience: *Laughing*

Stop the song

Sean: *Sees the white truck* Hello.
Jack: *Nervous* Yes?
Sean: Why do you look nervous?
Jack: I'm being framed for stealing a trailer of valuable paintings.
Sean: That's actually ironic if you think about it.
Narrator: Now that he mentions it, it's very ironic. Where do you put paintings? In a frame.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: I have to get into Hunterdon to prove that I'm innocent. Can you help?
Sean: Okay. Get on a flatbed, I'll take you over there.
Narrator: So Jack got on a flatbed car, and Sean started pulling him to Hunterdon.
Jack: Thank you very much.
Sean: So how are you going to prove that you're not the one who stole those paintings?
Jack: I was helping Ryan, and Eddie on the Hunterdon Central Railway. I need them as my witnesses when I talk to the judge.
Sean: I know those two. They're nice engines. What did you guys do?
Jack: I had to help clear part of the line during an accident. It was yesterday at one of the train stations.
Sean: Is that when the paintings were stolen?
Jack: Yes.
Sean: Then we shouldn't have any difficulty in proving your innocence.
Narrator: They didn't notice that a police officer saw them.
Police Man: *Talks on a radio* Attention, suspect has been spotted. A white Ford tractor trailer. He's on board a train.
Narrator: The police notified Mr. Baldwin. I was visiting when I heard him telling us what happened.
Mr. Baldwin: Sean is helping a truck with getting to Hunterdon. He stole a trailer full of valuable paintings, and those two must be stopped.
S.B: How are you going to stop them?
Mr. Baldwin: I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: I'll think of something along the way. Jesse, you follow them, while me, and Sean follow them in his car.
Narrator: Jesse, me, Mr. Baldwin, and some random police man no one cares about-
Police Man: Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Sorry. Were about to chase Sean, and Jack.
Jack: How much further do we have to go?
Sean: Not that far Jack. We just gotta pass two more stations, and then we'll be there.
Police Man: *Turns on his lights*
Jack: *Looks behind him* Oh no, it's the cops.
Sean: We can't get to Hunterdon if they stop us.
Jack: But you gotta stop.
Sean: Not until we get to the courthouse. *Speeds up*

Song (Start it at 8:09): link

Police Man: *Chasing Sean*
Jesse: *Chasing Sean*
S.B: *Chasing Sean with Mr. Baldwin*
Jack: *Looks behind him* I'm scared. *Cries* They're gonna catch us.
Sean: *Goes faster*
Police Man: *Getting next to Sean*
Jesse: Why is he doing this?
Mr. Baldwin: That's what I wanna find out.
Sean: *Passes a red signal*
Jesse: Uh oh.
Police Man: *Pointing at Sean* Stop right now!!
Sean: JACK IS INNOCENT!! I'm taking him to the courthouse to prove he's not the one who stole those paintings!
Police Man: He's guilty, stop right now!!
Sean: You're not listening!!! He was framed!! *Goes faster, and gets away from the cop*
Jesse: It's up to us. *Passes the cop, and continues chasing Sean*
S.B: *Does the same thing*

Up ahead, Alinah was pulling coaches backwards, and was switching off of Sean's line going to the left.

Sean: *Closes his eyes*
Alinah: AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sean: *Crashes through the train in slow motion*
Jack: They're catching up.
Jesse: *Getting close to catching Sean*
Sean: I shouldn't have done that.
Jesse: *Couples up to the flatcar Jack is on* I got him sir!
Mr. Baldwin: Put your brakes on!
Jesse: *Applies his brakes*
Sean: *Pulling Jack on the flatbed, and Jesse*
S.B: Looks like he's being dragged.
Mr. Baldwin: Let's hope he doesn't hurt himself.
Sean: *Goes up a hill*
Jesse: Here we go.
Police Man: *Catches up*

Stop the song, and play this starting at 3:24: link

Sean: *Slowing down*
S.B: There we go.
Narrator: The hill made Jack heavier, and Jesse was now able to slow Sean down.
Sean: *Stops*
Mr. Baldwin: Way to go Jesse.
Jesse: Thanks sir.

Stop the song.

Sean: I do not want to get in trouble for this.
Jack: What are you going to say?
S.B: *Stops his car next to Sean, and has Mr. Baldwin's microphone pointing out at him*
Sean: *Nervously laughing* Hi sir.
Mr. Baldwin: Why didn't you stop for the police officer?
Sean: He was going to arrest Jack. He told me that he was framed, and that he helped Ryan, and Eddie during the time the paintings were stolen.
Police Man: I understand that, but you need to stop when I put my lights on. May I see your driver's license, and registration?
Sean: I am a talking train, I don't drive a car!
Audience: *Laughing*
Police Man: One joke never hurt anyone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: If I'm getting in trouble for not stopping, I'm okay with that, but you gotta let Jack prove he didn't steal the trailer of paintings.
Jack: Please officer.
Police Man: Alright. I'll do that. Besides, it would look weird if a man was arresting a talking truck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: And what will happen to Sean?
Police Man: *Thinking* I think I'll let him go with a warning. Next time buddy, I'll have your controller put you in hot water.
Sean: Don't bother, I have my own hot tub.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: That was an idiom.
Sean: One joke never hurt anyone.
S.B: *Gets out of his car, holding his chest, and coughing* Your joke is hurting me!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Everyone laughed. Jack got to prove that he was innocent. The real truck that stole the trailer of paintings was placed in a garage. He was not allowed to come out for six months. As for Jack, he helps out the Eastern Pacific with freight some times. He's glad he met Sean, and the two became very close friends.

Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link

Characters used for episode

Sean
Jack the truck
Mr. Baldwin
Jesse
Alinah
S.B AKA Sean Bodine

Songs used for episode

Cannonball: Duane Eddy
CHiPs music/scenes # 4: Alan Silvestri
CHiPs Theme: John Parker and Alan Silvestri

The End

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Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if you don't have enough water, or shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if you bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from the dance club behind them, and bashes their heads together*

Inside another building were more men with guns.

Johnny: *Disguised as an ISIS member*
Narrator: Disguise? Check.
ISIS Member 94: *Plugs the flash drive into a computer*
Narrator: Flash drive? Check.
Johnny: *Walks towards the computer*
ISIS Member 94: *Looking at the computer screen*
ISIS Member 24: *Walks inside* mahlaan, alhusul ealaa akthr min hna!
ISIS Member 94: *Runs from the computer*
Johnny: *Opens a drawer, and finds another flash drive. He takes the flash drive out of the computer, and places the other one in*
Narrator: All without a hitch.
Johnny: *Walks out of the building*
ISIS Member 94: Dumb British tourist. *Gets back to the computer, and clicks the upload button*

To his surprise, instead of getting intel from the CIA, he saw pictures of his girlfriend in sexy clothing.

ISIS Members: *Looking at the computer screen, and laughing*
ISIS Member 94: Someone stole the Flashdrive with the CIA intel! Get out, and look for an intruder!!
ISIS Members: *Running out of the building*

They saw the two men that Johnny knocked out earlier.

ISIS Member 94: Wake up!
ISIS Members: *Get up*
ISIS Member 94: Did you see any Americans?
ISIS Members: No.
ISIS Member 94: Dammit! Where is he?!
Johnny: *Running towards a helicopter*
Ted: *In the Cockpit* Did you find it?
Johnny: *Shows Ted the flashdrive* We're good to go!
Ted: *Flies away*

Opening Credits Song: link

Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*

JOHNNY LIGHTNING

Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*

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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*

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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*

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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*

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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*

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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*

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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*

Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane

Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*

Klaipėda, Lithuania

Guards: *Walking around a building*

Episode 11: False Alarm

MI6 Agent: *Climbing a fence then runs towards the building*

Special Guest Stars

MeiMisty as Victoria Arrem
Rose_Gold as Sasha Kachava
Nia Washington as Ellie Hollard
Marie Schunemann as Mabel Exla

MI6 Agent: *Taking cover behind a wall as he looks at a guard in a watchtower. He waits for him to turn around, then continues running to the building*

With Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler

Victoria: We have caused public outrage in the United Kingdom with fake news involving their queen, and made the Germans think they're having a drought.
Guard 53: Very good Miss. Arrem.
Guard 42: What is next?
Victoria: Our next target is America. We're going to spread lies about their government. Lies so sinister, that thousands of people will be killed in the chaos.
MI6 Agent: *Going upstairs. He doesn't notice a laser trap, which triggers an alarm*

Alarm: link

Victoria: We have an intruder!
Guards: *Running down a hallway*
MI6 Agent: *Pulls out a P99, and shoots two guards*
Guards: *Returning fire with MP40's*
MI6 Agent: *Fires three more bullets, and throws a smoke grenade*
Guards: Let's go, he's trying to escape! *Running through the smoke*

They didn't notice that the spy was still on the stairs. He began to run the other direction.

MI6 Agent: I have to bring in Victoria alive.
Sasha: *Opens a door, which knocks the agent onto the ground*
Guards: *Turning around, they shoot at the MI6 agent*
MI6 Agent: *Standing up, he's entirely covered in blood from the many bullets hitting his body*
Sasha: *Knocks him back onto the ground*

Song: link

Johnny: *Driving his Plymouth to the Pentagon*
Guard: *Watches Johnny stop* Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: Morning. *Drives towards the parking lot*
Narrator: As soon as I got on a plane heading out of the Middle East, Commander Kane had another assignment for me. He said it was something important, and that I would have a partner.
Johnny: *Stops in a parking spot, and walks out of his car. He heads to Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Reading a magazine when he hears a knock*
Johnny: Commander, it's Lightning.
Commander Kane: Door's unlocked.
Johnny: *Walks in, and sits down behind the desk*
Commander Kane: I'm glad you're here Johnny, because I have a very important assignment. MI6 just lost one of their agents in Klaipėda. They believe someone is creating fake news in order to cause pressure on our government. You must find this person, and cease her operations.
Johnny: Klaipėda sir? I've never heard of that country before.
Commander Kane: Not a country Lightning, a town. It's located in Lithuania, which is north of Poland.
Johnny: I understand now.
Commander Kane: Your partner should be here soon.

Another knock was heard, and a black woman walked in.

Ellie: Commander Kane?
Commander Kane: Yes ma'am.
Ellie: *Sits down next to Johnny* I'm Ellie Hollard.
Commander Kane: Good. I was just briefing Johnny on the assignment you two will be working on. He'll fill you in on everything when you go see Mabel for your equipment.
Ellie: Yes sir.

Both agents walked out of the office while Commander Kane continued reading his magazine.

Johnny: So, your name is Ellie.
Ellie: Yep. You are?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning. It's nice to meet you.
Ellie: Nice to meet you too John. I know we're going to make a good team.
Johnny: Thank you Ellie. *Walks into Mabel's office* Hi Mabel.
Mabel: Johnny, Ellie. Come this way please. *Walks towards a desk with handguns on it*
Johnny: What have you got for us today?
Mabel: *Pulls out a cell phone* Your ordinary I-Phone, with a detonator. On your phone, you'll find a timer. It can go as high as 60 seconds, and when it reaches 0-
Ellie: It blows up.
Mabel: Right. *Gives Johnny, and Ellie their phones, with detonators* Don't get it confused with your real phones.
Johnny: I use Android, so that won't be a problem.
Mabel: Johnny, you have a special round of ammo that can fire explosive bullets. Ellie, you got tranquilizers for your .45.
Ellie: You don't use standard issue?
Johnny: I find the 1911 to be better for stopping power, and accuracy.
Ellie: With fewer bullets.
Johnny: Who needs handguns when you can steal a rifle from an enemy?
Mabel: One last thing. *Gives Ellie a purse* You can store many items in here, but you can also use it as a gas grenade if you need to.
Ellie: Tear gas, perfect.
Mabel: Good luck on your mission you two.
Johnny: Thanks Mabel.

Johnny & Ellie walked down the hallway from Mabel's lab when they heard an alarm go off.

Alarm: link

Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Walks out of a room, deactivating the alarm* No, no, it's just me. I was testing out our alarm system, and everything went haywire.
Johnny: I hope you get that sorted out, otherwise you'll complicate things for everyone.
Ted: Don't remind me. So you finally met Ellie.
Johnny: Yes I have. We've been assigned to a search & destroy mission. Someone's trying to give us a bad name.
Ted: I'll contact one of the pilots to wait for you at Helipad 1.
Ellie: Thank you. *Walks with Johnny to the roof*
Johnny: Good luck with the alarm Ted.
Ted: *Chuckles, but he feels annoyed with Johnny's comment*

Back in Lithuania, Victoria was talking to Sasha.

Victoria: That man you killed was a British agent. We have to dispose of his body before anyone else comes looking for him.
Sasha: I have just the trick. My mother passed away, and her funeral is being held tomorrow. We will switch the corpses.
Victoria: Clever. We must quickly make the arrangements to have the corpses switched before anyone knows about this.

Suwalki, Poland

Pilot: Here's our destination you two. *Lands in an open field*
Johnny: We'll be driving the rest of the way. *Walks with Ellie out of the chopper*
Pilot: *Takes off*
Ellie: Why?
Johnny: Because I don't feel like getting charged by Esler for the entire ride. Besides, I think you'll like my car. *Looks at his watch, and hits the red button*
Ellie: You can spawn cars with your watch?
Johnny: Yep. Stay on my right side, and try to keep up. *Starts running*
Ellie: Is this part of the procedure?
Johnny: Yes. *Selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere* Jump!

As they jumped, they ended up in Johnny's car.

Johnny: Now we go to Klaipėda.
Ellie: *Nods as she looks out the window*

Victoria was feeling very satisfied with how things were going so far. She organized all of her soldiers into a room for an important speech.

Victoria: We are halfway done with the false news footage for the American government. Once it's released, America will destroy itself in a big ball of fire!
Soldiers: *Cheering*
Victoria: We will continue to support the many terrorist groups in the Middle East, Europe, and South America!
Sasha: *Turns on a song*

Song: link

As the song played, every soldier started teabagging to the rhythm of the music.

Victoria: *Watching her soldiers with pride*
Sasha: Victoria, we must get ready for the funeral, and dispose of the British Agent's corpse.
Victoria: Yes. Lead the way.

Johnny & Ellie arrived in Klaipėda. They saw that a road was closed off.

Johnny: *Pulls over* Wait here. I'm going to see what's going on. *Steps out of the car*
Ellie: *Hears the engine turn off* It just stalled.
Johnny: The car only runs when I'm in the driver's seat. Call me on my phone if you spot our target. You remember what she looks like?
Ellie: *Nods*
Johnny: *Walks into an alleyway*

Song: link

Band: *Playing the music as they slowly march with the funeral parade*
Johnny: *Walks onto a covered bridge*
Funeral Parade: *Walking towards Johnny*
Victoria: *Looks up at the bridge*
Johnny: *Using X-ray vision on his glasses* The British Agent that was killed is in that coffin. *Looks at the parade* Those aren't mourners. They got guns.
Sasha: *Looks at the parade behind her*
Johnny: *Pulls a pin on a grenade, and throws it at the parade*
Soldiers: *Get killed*

Civilians started to panic as they ran away. There were twelve soldiers, but five were killed by Johnny's grenade.

Victoria & Sasha: *Pull out Glocks, and shoot at the bridge*
Johnny: *Returns fire with his M1911*
Soldiers: *Drop the coffin, and shoot at Johnny with MP40's*
Ellie: *Listening to the gunfire* Johnny needs my help. *Runs out of the car*
Soldiers: *Running onto the bridge*
Johnny: *Kills both soldiers, and grabs one of their MP40's. He uses it to kill more soldiers*
Sasha: We need more backup! We're under heavy fire!
Johnny: *Fires six bullets at Sasha*
Sasha: *Gets shot in the face* AHH!!!
Ellie: *Shoots two soldiers with her USP 45*
Victoria: *Shoots Ellie*
Ellie: *Holding her arm as she falls down*
Johnny: NO!! *Using his 1911, he fires six bullets at Victoria*
Victoria: *Runs away, she jumps into a truck*
Soldiers: *Shooting at Johnny with BAR's*
Johnny: *Laying down to avoid the fire*

Stop the song

Ellie: *Holding her wound as she leans on a house*
Johnny: *Runs to Ellie* Are you alright?
Ellie: I think so.
Johnny: I told you to stay by the car. Victoria escaped.
Ellie: I was trying to help you.
Johnny: I appreciate that, but I wanted you to stay there for a reason. I gotta get you to a hospital.

As police sirens were heard in the distance, Johnny got back in his Plymouth with Ellie. They were able to avoid the police, and safely make it to a hospital.

While Ellie was in the hospital, Johnny talked to Commander Kane on his cell phone.

Commander Kane: *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Johnny: Sir, it's Johnny.
Commander Kane: How are you making out on your assignment?
Johnny: Ellie got shot. She's recuperating right now.
Commander Kane: Did you find Victoria?
Johnny: She's here alright. She's the one who shot Ellie. I'm waiting for her wound to heal so we can go in together.
Commander Kane: Very well. MI6 also wants to thank you for recovering the corpse of one of their agents.
Johnny: Yay me. I better get going sir. I'll call you once Victoria is dead. *Hangs up*

In Ellie's room, she was watching a few birds in a nest through a window.

Nurse: *Walks into the room with Johnny* You have a visitor Miss. Hollard.
Johnny: I hope you're feeling better after becoming a victim of that riot. *Winks*
Ellie: *Nods* I am. Thank you.
Nurse: You were at the parade which got ambushed?
Johnny: We were just minding our own business when two guards tried shooting at someone, but hit my friend instead.
Nurse: My sister nearly got shot herself. I'll leave you two alone. *Walks out of the room*
Johnny: You used your real name?
Ellie: Just my surname.
Johnny: *Looks at a chart* Clara Hollard. *Nods as he puts the chart back* How much longer did they say you'd be in here?
Ellie: Just two more hours.
Johnny: While I'm waiting for you, I'll get us more supplies. I don't feel like going towards Victoria's base without missing a few essential items.
Ellie: How do we find her base?
Johnny: This isn't a big town. I'm sure we can find it. You just get some rest. *Walks out of the room*

At Victoria's base, she was getting prepared to launch the fake news.

Victoria: In 30 minutes, my video will be ready to upload.
Guard 53: How bad do you think this will be for the Americans?
Victoria: I estimate that over a thousand deaths will occur once citizens fight the government.
Johnny: *Arrives with Ellie in his Plymouth* Follow me.

They quickly got out.

Johnny: *Hits the red button on his watch, making the Plymouth disappear* We gotta try and get to the left so the guards won't see us. Be sure your gun is ready just in case.
Ellie: *Ready with her USP .45*
Johnny: *Has his 1911 ready as he heads along the fence*
Guards: *Looking away from Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Grabs a wire cutter, and cuts a hole in the fence* Ladies first.
Ellie: *Goes in*
Johnny: *Follows Ellie*

Song: link

Victoria: *Watching the upload time* 10 minutes. This is going quicker than expected.
Johnny: *Chokes a guard towards the entrance of the base*
Ellie: *Shoots two guards in the building*
Johnny: *Shoots the guard in the tower*
Ellie: Nice shot.
Johnny: Thanks. Now let's get inside.
Victoria: Shoot them!!
Johnny: *Shoots two more guards*
Ellie: *Shoots another guard, and takes his MP40*
Johnny: *Looks at Ellie's new gun*
Ellie: I got this idea from you. *Shoots five guards*
Victoria: *Runs into a weapons room, and grabs a BAR*
Johnny: Keep up the good work. *Throws a grenade, killing three guards*
Victoria: I must do everything myself!! *Hits the alarm button*

Alarm: link

The two spies were getting overwhelmed, but they wouldn't give up.

Johnny: *Punches a guard, and takes his MP40*
Ellie: *Shooting 7 more guards*
Victoria: *Shooting her BAR at Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Laying down on the ground with Ellie* When she reloads, I'll shoot her. You focus on the rest of the guards.
Ellie: *Shows her purse* Of course.
Johnny: *Reloads, and shoots Victoria*
Victoria: *Falls over the railing, and lands on a guard, breaking his neck*
Ellie: *Throws her purse as it releases nerve gas*
Guard: *Coughing as they have trouble breathing*
Johnny: Good throw.
Ellie: Shouldn't we have gas masks?
Johnny: It's too far away for us. We'll be safe.
Guards: *Running from the 2nd floor*
Johnny: *Shoots them with a stolen MP40* This way. *Runs to the stairs*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: We have to cancel that upload before it goes viral.
Guards: *Shooting at Johnny*
Johnny: *Taking cover behind a wall, and returns fire*
Ellie: *Runs to the upload screen, and hits cancel. She then grabs the flashdrive which contains the video, and snaps it in half*
Johnny: Let's make sure the original file gets destroyed on the computer as well.
Guards: *Running towards them*
Johnny: *Shooting the guards*
Ellie: If you can hold them off, I'll take care of it.
Johnny: Very well.
Ellie: *Runs into the computer room, and shoots all of the computers with her MP40*
Johnny: *Runs out of ammo for the MP40 while shooting guards. He throws it at another guard, and shoots him with his 1911*
Ellie: We're good. Let's leave.
Johnny: Out the window! *Runs for a window on the 2nd floor*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots the window three times, and smashes it with his left arm as he jumps out*
Ellie: *Jumps out of the building*

With more bullets hitting the ground close to the two agents, they successfully made their escape.

Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and selects the 1969 Dodge Coronet* Jump.
Ellie: *Jumps with Johnny, spawning the car*
Johnny: *Drives away from the building*
Guards: Dammit! They destroyed the fake news footage, and killed our boss.

The song fades away as we look at our two heroes.

Ellie: The false alarm has been destroyed.
Johnny: I couldn't have done it without your help.
Ellie: We should work together more often.
Johnny: I would like that very much.

Back at the Pentagon, Johnny & Ellie were walking through a hallway when suddenly...

Alarm: link

Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Sighs* Not again!
Johnny: *Puts his gun away*
Ted: *Deactivates the alarm*
Johnny: Still having problems Ted?
Ted: I'm not in the mood for jokes Johnny.
Johnny: Ellie, it looks like we're still having problems with false alarms after all.
Ellie: *Laughs*

Song (Start at 1:04): link

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 19, 2019

Song (Start at 1:59): link

Jerry: We're gonna take a quick break, then come back with The Seven-Ups.
Sean: See you soon.
Song: link

Ian: *Listening to the music* What are we in a Western now?
Kevin: *Dressed as a cowboy, while riding a horse* This is my Halloween Costume.
Ian: Ah. Well at least I'm the host tonight. Here's tonight's lineup.

Con Mane: The Mare With The Golden Gun
Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

Liam: *Dressed as an Indian, running after Kevin* Wait for me Kevin!
Ian: Let's start the show before more cowboys, or Indians arrive.

Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can you check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
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Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops next to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.

8 AM

Goldhoof

8:30 AM

Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a...
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So it is no surprise to anyone that my favorite horror game of all time Silent Hill 2. It’s been that way and it’ll continue to be that way for a long time. But with it’s awkward gameplay and acting, can I really put such a game in my top ten favorite games ever? The answer is yes, and I just did.
Silent Hill 2 follows James Sunderland, an awkward man who arrives to the town of Silent Hill after he receives a letter from his dead wife, Mary. He meets all sorts of other characters there, like Angela, Eddie, and Laura, and a mysterious woman named Maria, and has to get through the...
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Two officers were standing next to a fire by the Tie Interceptor.

John: That could give us extra trouble. We'll have to take care of the pilot.
Morris: I'll take care of him. *Walks downstairs, and passes them, heading towards a radio room*

Skip the song to 1:08

When Morris walked in, the room looked empty, but he wasn't so sure.

Morris: *Pulls out his silenced blaster, and looks in front of him*

Out of Morris' view to his right behind a wall, the radio operator was making himself a cup of coffee.

Morris: Hello.
Radio Operator: *Walks in front of Morris*
Morris: *Fires his blaster*...
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Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are you supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!

The screen turns black as the fan fiction begins.

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Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See you next Saturday.

Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 Fan Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430...
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Hey, did you guys know I like No More Heroes!? Crazy fact, huh?! Anyway, let’s talk about it for the twentieth fucking time why I love No More Heroes!
No More Heroes follows the tale of a young man named Travis Touchdown, a huge nerd with an figure collection, masterbates to porn all day, and spent all his rent money on a Beam Katana in an online auction. So, in need of money and some sex, Travis takes part in the United Assassin’s Association’s ranked fights in the hopes of becoming number one and getting laid. So, off he goes on a killing spree to take out the ten highest ranked...
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Sonic: *Enjoying the music*
Dave: Isn't this from one of your games?
Sonic: Yeah.
Dave: It's very catchy.
Mily: I'm just glad no one's fighting for once. Normally that happens when I'm the hostess.
Dave: You must be very popular. This is your 4th time now.
Mily: Yep. *Giggles* We got a Trainz trio on our way for you right now.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 31: Highball

Narrator:...
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Johnny: Now that the race has been cancelled, we have to wait two weeks.
Mabel: Why so long?
Johnny: The first two Saturdays we're taking off, because of Labor Day.
Mabel: Oh, well in that case, let's wrap up our show so we can go on vacation sooner.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 6: You Smell Like Shit

Alinah was walking through town, eating a burrito.

Alinah: *Farts*...
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Set of hands, who here remembers Road Rash? It was a fun little arcade game where the goal was to race as a motorbike racer against other motorcycle racers to win races and get prize money. You also beat the shit out of your opponents with chains and bats while running over pedestrians and taking out cops. It was insane. Some games have tried to bring that style back, and one of those games was Road Rage. Developed by Team 6 Studios, this little indie game from 2017 was regarded as one of the worst games out there, as recently as 2017. We’re still getting broken trash games that can contend...
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Finally! After ten years, I was finally able to beat this game. It took ten years to get through the entire game, but I did it. So yeah, my personal problems aside, Final Fantasy VII is still a good game.
Final Fantasy VII follows Cloud Strife pre-Advent Children emo phase as he joins the rebellious group known as AVALANCHE to stop Shinra from draining the earth of Mako energy that keeps it alive. But this soon turns into something more as they get involved with mama’s boy Sephiroth who wants to gain the earth’s energy to gain the power of a god and destroy the earth for… raisins....
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You all thought Sonic 06 was the worst Sonic related thing. People, that is pretty much Ocarina of Time compared to this butchering of video game characters. It's known as What's the Story Morning Glory.
First off, the dumbest name for a fanfic ever. Secondly, this is another sex fanfic. Not just sex, but rape. Fan-fucking-tastic
This... Thing starts with Tails saying how the whole town thinks he's gay. It causes people to mock him, causes him to lose his job, and causes his friends to hate him. What is all of Mobius homophobic or some shit. Anyway, Tails finds out that the one who started the...
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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Johnny: As long as nobody interrupts us like last week.
Mabel: *Arrives* Johnny, Commander Kane needs to speak with you.
Sean: We're about to race!
Mabel: I'm sorry, but this is important.
Johnny: Oh come on!!
Mabel: Also, I'm hosting. This is tonight's lineup.

8 PM - Now

Trainz - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime - Bak2Bak

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns,...
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful day in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have you done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains,...
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Remember when I talked about Dead Rising 2 and said that I liked it just a little less than Dead Rising 1? Well now it is time for me to finally talk about why I like Dead Rising 1 more. And I am aware of the technical flaws of Dead Rising compared to the sequel, but everything else, the feel, the stuff around it, it just captivates me more.
You play as Frank West, a cocky news reporter who has covered wars, ya know. He travels to Willamette, Colorado during a mysterious outbreak. There, Frank comes across agents from the Department of Homeland Security, Brad and Jessie, who are searching...
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Wind: (Sitting at a park bench)
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do you want, James?
James: I just came for a walk, and you were here
Wind: Bullshit. You were looking for me
James: Okay, I was. Did you see that protest in town
Wind: Protest?
James: Yeah, this one with this one crazy woman
Wind: Crazy? Oh boy, what is it this time?

Alana: It is time we stop letting men step all over us
Wind: Who the fuck is that
James: I think she said her name was Alana Sedgwickson. She’s pretty messed up
Wind: How so?
Alana: We need to stop shaming anyone and everyone who is against homosexuality, blacks, women, and anyone...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy day in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't you work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help...
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You know, I already made a list of those horrible people who will gladly take the lives of others… So I thought why not talk about more of them. I don’t know why, but it seems that video games and murderers seem to go together in a very insane puzzle. So today, we will talk about ten more video game murderers. First, the rules. Only from games that I have played and only one game per franchise. Also, I am not going to include the same killers from the last list, in order to avoid being redundant. And lastly, neither Trevor from GTA V or Vaas from Far Cry 3 will be on this list. Vaas has...
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