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Teacher: Okay, kids, we will be arriving at the campsite soon. Are you all excited
(No one talks)
Teacher: Great, neither am I (Drinks from a bottle of whisky)
Wind: (Sitting in the back, as usual)
Amanda: So, Wind, any plans for the camping trip
Wind: Sit on the bus and wait for it to end. I only came here because the students who think that Donald Trump is a good idea for a president was sitting at school. It was either stay there and lose brain cells or come here and waste time, and I need my brain cells, so I am just stuck on the short bus
Amanda: This isn’t a short bus
Wind: Given the students...

In the town of Blackwell, Thomas and his daughter, Rebecca, are still trying to get over the death of Thomas’s wife, Emma. While living in Blackwell, they are told that the town is a very nice place, filled with kind residents and amazing tourist sites. However, after a few years living here, a place known as the Nightmare Hour is opened, where people are sent into their dreams to live out what they want. This is used by a man who kills people in the dreams, leading to them being killed in real life, without anyone spotting him. Rebecca, wanting to find what is going on, is given the Butterfly...

Remember back when I talked about Madworld? Remember how I said that it had a sequel that I never played? Well, good news. I actually managed to play the sequel, a little game known as Anarchy Reigns. Does this sequel live up to the first game, and manage to be just as good if not better, or should it be euthanized? Let us find out.
So, the first thing that Anarchy Reigns does better than Madworld is that it actually has more of a damn story to it. Yeah, imagine that, this thing actually has a freaking story. Anyway, the story takes place in a world ruined by nuclear war. It’s like Fallout,...

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every year on the day of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are you talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony. I'm not scared! *Flies away*
Snips: *Arrives with Snails*
Pinkie...

MANY DAYS LATER:

Rick: (in the church) You ain't looking so good there buddy.

Gareth: (still in pain from two of his fingers having been blown off) Fuck.. You.

Rick: Hey. Non of the language, this is a house of god!

Gareth: Fuck you!... We used to help people.. We saved people... But Things changed.. WE.. Changed.

Rick: (in head) Ohh, I hope I remembered to turn the stove off.

Gareth: They came in and- (groans) After that...

Gareth: I know that you've been out there, but I can see it...You don't know what it is to be HUNGRY!

Rick: ... Hm.

Gareth: You don't have to do this.. We can walk away.. And we...