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For the entirety of October, I will be doing CoH articles. One Tuesday will be a review, than a top ten, and so on until Halloween. And since I did a review on Dead Space, now is the best time to talk about a top ten. And when it comes to top tens, none are more done than the scariest enemies in video games. And while enemies are good and scary on their own, I want to look at bosses… Which isn’t much better, I know, but screw it. There are many disturbing bosses in games, especially in horror games. But what about those that come when you least expect it from a horror game. One’s that...

I said it before and I’ll say it again, I love No More Heroes, from the characters, to the combat, to the overworld. And one of the things that makes this game what it is are the bosses in it. The 10 Ranked assassins of the United Assassins Association are some of the craziest and most thought provoking bosses I have seen in video games. Sure, they may not be as insane to fight or as insanely well detailed and designed like a Bayonetta or Devil May Cry boss, but how they behave, what they have to say, and what they do make them all the more interesting. How they fight, what tricks they pull,...

There are dozens of ways a game can come to an end. They can make their ending tie together the loose ends and bring the story to a satisfying close, they can leave a person on a cliffhanger for the next installment, or they can completely fail all together. And then you get THOSE endings. Those endings that come out of nowhere and are seen as completely weird. Whether it’s due to awkward movement and voice acting, a single scene making the whole ending change entirely, or just Japan being Japan, these endings are seen as being so weird, that they can be charming in their own way… or be...

So I just got done watching a pretty darn popular anime named "The Familiar Of Zero". (Well, it was only season one, but yeah. It had an ending and all that, so I'm not really cheating here.)

And this anime....... I love it. Honestly. From the second I started episode one I knew this was going to be awesome, and it mostly was! BUT I do have a few complaints with it.........

And by a "Few" I mean A GODDAMN TRILLION.

Welcome to my new series Random Rants! Where I nitpick the mother-living hell out of whatever I so damn desire. Sound good to you? IT FUCKING BETTER.

So although I really do think The...

When it comes to horror anime, they seem to be some of the more mature anime out there. As much flak horror gets in general for just being a disgusting and barbaric genre, seen as only catering to violent psychopaths, horror anime, at least the ones that I have seen, seem to handle their horror maturely. From the psychological break-down of our protagonist in Parasyte, to the symbolism and philosophy of Monster. Even Highschool of the Dead can come up with some relatable characters... You know, when they aren't having jiggle physics. And with Japan treating their audience more maturely, it's...

Alright, so for the past few days, the video games that I’ve talked about were pretty tame. Not bad, just not the sort of thing you’d expect. When you read my articles, you expect constant nightmares coming right at your face, disturbing imagery, haunting monsters, and just in general something that would drive a person crazy with fear. Not depressing stuff or… whatever the hell Condemned’s story was trying to tell. And don’t get me started on the 12 Days of Christmassacre. I liked those reviews, but I think I’d like to talk about something that is a true nightmare, in a good way....

Now, what are games made for? Entertainment. And if a game is not entertaining, then there is no point for the game to EVER exist. However, some game developers do not know this, and instead make their games as boring as possible. So, today, I am going to talk about the games that bore me the most. Now, these are only going to be games that I have played, so no Desert Bus. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Spore: Hero Arena - Leave it to EA to fuck over the fans of their games. Spore was a game where you create a creature and watch as it grows and builds a...

Boy: (Looking at a bicycle in the window) Mommy! Mommy! I know what I want for Christmas!
Mom: That's lovely, sweetie. Why don't you write a letter to Santa about it
Boy: Okay!

Boy: (Writing a letter) Dear Sa-...Sa.... Who was it for again. Eh, I'm sure I'll manage (Writes down his thoughts on the letter)

Boy: (Places the letter in the mail)

Boy: (Looks inside the mailbox to find a red envelope and opens it) Dear Youngster. It has come to my attention that you wish for a wonderful red bicycle. I can give you this if you wish, but only on one condition. (Looks up from the letter) Anything for my...