Jontron - Clock Tower

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Thomas: *Puffs out of his sheds* Ah, nice to be back from vacation.
People: *Getting pictures of Thomas*
Thomas: *Smiling* Well, time to work on my branchline. Before I leave however, I got our schedule for tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Adventures of Thomas & Friends
The Nut House

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage...

Yes, the best and worst video games of the decade are still coming out on the Random club eventually. I just wanted to talk about something… truly random. The PS DUBs was truly the most unique console out there in the 6th generation. Despite being the biggest thing that was released in that generation, it had a lot of games. Many of them were great and really popular. But when your console is big, everyone wants a piece of the console war pie. And everyone got their games on the PS2 when it was released back in the day. And so many games fell to the wayside, resting on lowly game shelves,...

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Panzer: Yes! We've taken control of the S.S.S.S!
Robert: What are we supposed to do?
Johnny: *Arrives with 12 marines* Give it back!
Panzer: Ah! Fight back before we lose control!! *Fighting Johnny with 20 men dressed as Nazis*
Robert: I'm gonna host this thing before we lose control. I doubt we will, but better safe than sorry. Here's the lineup.

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Sean Meets The PPG
Ponies On The Rails

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime....

KISS, KISS, KISS! What could be said about the band KISS that hasn’t been said? They were insanely popular, had a recognizable image, Gene Simmons is a hack and I will probably hear from his lawyers for slander because he is that desperate to be acknowledged. But the point is, KISS was crazy popular and had merch all over the place. Toys, lighters, and crossovers galore. I was familiar with the music, mostly the songs from Tony Hawk’s Underground. Fucking Scooby-Doo had a crossover with them for some reason. So, naturally, a video game was expected to be in the works at some point. So,...

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take...

I never grew up with the older consoles of the 80s and 90s, and among those was the Super Nintendo. Not that I didn’t want one. Hell, when I saw games like Link to the Past, Mega Man X, and Castlevania IV, those were the kinds of things I would be happy to play. And I was able to get some SNES games off the Wii Shop Channel before it died. One of those games being the RPG classic, Final Fantasy VI, or three in America, because of localization stuff- Don’t think too much about it
Final Fantasy VI follows, well, a ton of characters. The mysterious girl Terra, the treasure hunter Locke,...

*The Senator laughed a vicious laugh, standing atop the precipice of his large tower. The Senator turned his face to the Knights of Right, the large group of superheroes that gathered to stop the hero, lead by the two greatest heroes of them all. The cybernetic billionaire with a body of iron and wires, but a heart of gold, White Dragon, and the champion of humanity from an alien planet, Mr. Marvelous. The Senator laughed once more as he stared down at the heroes, crossing his arms. His large masculine figure shown through his dark black suit and red tie. He stared at the two heroes and shouted,...

Blossom: *Playing jump rope while doing hop scotch*
Bubbles: Nice.
Buttercup: At least I'm the host.
Bubbles: But where's the music?
Buttercup: *Kicks a radio*

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Buttercup: Uh, not what I had in mind, but it'll end soon anyway. We're going to play Nightmare Moonraker.

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con:...

So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite show of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest cartoons in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my favorite show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...

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Liam: This is the same song as earlier!
Derek: I will keep playing different versions of this song until someone buys my Ford.
Sean: Oh *Blows his horn* this. *Crashes into the Ford*
Derek: Never mind. *Hops onto one of Sean's passenger cars* Enjoy some back to back episodes of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House....

(Considered originally wrote sometime in 2003 or 2004, based loosely Call of Duty 3.. But the story was rewritten and made public in August 23, 2013 in FictionPress, here was the result.. May not be very good, but here's still the story)




FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James Crow was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed by one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks kind of like the one Captain Prices has in...

You know, I've always made some pretty fucking awesome nicknames over the years. Examples are ToxicPlayer676, CycloneZero409, AeroBlaze327, DeathStarfy525, MediaCritic626, the list goes on and on.

But seriously, WHY THE FUCK did I pick "deathding"? What the fuck does that mean? Is that in correlation with some strange past reference? Is it some kind of puzzle piece to the Da Vinci Code? Is it the name of the gods that saved the space-time continuum from Tsubasa in The Bible, Psalms 49?

FUCK NO!

deathding is such a lame-ass name! It makes no sense, and it's not good at all! And I've made TONS of...

Percy: *Throwing records onto the ground* We gotta find a song! WE GOTTA FIND A SONG!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: Let's use this one that we haven't used in a long time.

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Parker: Oh no, it's that song again! *Punches Stylo*
Percy: What have you started?! *Grabs a chair, and hits Sean in the head*
Sean The Hedgehog: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Everyone started to fight each other for no reason.

Mily: *Arrives with a passenger train, watching several people fight near her* Whoa. *Passing the fighters, and is now safe* Hi, I'm Mily. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories....

What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So you think you can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: You better believe it.
Toby: And you won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all by myself. You, Tim, and everypony will love it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*...

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Carter: Now this is an awesome song.
Jerry: Couldn't agree more.
David: *Dancing with Liz*
Mr. Nut: Care to take things away Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir. Welcome back everyone. For those of you just tuning in, my name is Stylo, and I'm your host for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails. Take it away.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09...

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down street passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, Christmas was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing Christmas music with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...

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Tim: This is the next song I'm listening to on my patrol.
Toby: Not if I listen to it first.
Tim: Why you- *Fights with Toby, and makes a cloud of dust as they punch each other*
Toby The Tram Engine: I'll never understand those porcelain figures.
Hawkeye: That's because we're not made out of porcelain. We're not toilets. Pierce Hawkins here ladies, and gentlemen, and if you want spectacular stories, you've come to the right place. The 2nd half of our show is about to start with Gran Turismo. After that, it's Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle:...

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Mortomis: Do you want me to be the host again?
Jeff: No! Get out of here!!
Twilight: Man, I'm hostin'!
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! *Fights with the other ponies*

As they were fighting, Snowflake stepped in the foreground.

Snowflake: They sure do love to fight. I'm your real hostess though. My name is Snowflake, from Ponies On The Rails. The schedule for tonight is down below.

Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
On The Block: Rated TV-14
The Adventures of Rainbow Dash: Rated TV-G

Snowflake: Are you ready? Because we're starting now.

Episode 18

The Stolen...

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Fiction

Bad Auditions By Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's Acting Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine...

Hello everyone, and welcome to day one of the Lost December. All throughout December, I will spend four days talking about video games that are lost, whether they were never released, disappeared, or were rumored but never proven if not by a person who worked on it. Now, you may be thinking to yourself, Nik, what the hell does this have to do with Christmas… Nothing… So, with that out of the way, let us begin day one of the Lost December lists.

#20: The Adventures of Dewey the Dolphin



Let me ask you, do any of you care about Ecco the Dolphin? Yeah, didn’t think so. Now, let me ask...