Top Ten Funniest Commercials - #7 - Athlete (Zoosk)

Freddy started the story by narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms street (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if you aren’t too busy, maybe...

Man: Come on, girl. Don’t be like that
*A skinny man with ratty hair were standing in front of a woman at a bar. She had been doing her best to ignore them, but they had decided to sit at the table, doing what they could to get her attention*
Woman: I told you to go away
Man: Aw, come on. Why don’t we go and have some fun. Who knows, you may just like what I got for you, babe
*The woman struck the man across the face with a slap. The man only chuckled as he punched the woman across the face, sending her to the floor*
Man: I tried to be a nice guy, but you just had to be a stupid bitch!
*As he...

~Part 2: Mack the Knife~

*Mikey looked at himself in the bathroom mirror. A black vest with barely visible red lines, atop a white uniform. Seeing himself in such a suit, one he had no intentions of using, was enough to make him feel more defeated than he did just the night before. He kept his gaze on the mirror, before his eyes fell down in a sort of somber silence, before the door opened, with Mambo leaning against the door, stirring a glass of bourbon, the ice clinking against the glass as Mambo took a slow drink, before looking up, giving a satisfying sigh)
Mambo: Kentucky brand. Perfect....

~Part 1: Blue Moon~

(A silent night, snow falling from the sky, as a man walked down an alleyway. There was no sound. Nothing but the noises of someone running and panting, almost screaming. The running stopped, but the screaming was only more frequent, as the mysterious man at the end of the alley walked into the frame, blocking path. In his hand, a tommy gun, with a drum at the side, held in his right hand, before lifting it into both hands. The figure screamed and panicked, trying to find an escape, but to no avail. It was only when the gun was fired did any light shine on the figure. A dirty,...

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Marching Parade: *Going through a railroad crossing*
Trumpet Player: The lights are flashing!
Saxaphone Player: Who cares? We need to keep moving!
Sean: *Stops at the crossing* Well, while I'm waiting for a clear path, let's see those two episodes of Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 9: Masturbation Escapation

Cassandra was with her friends...

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Commander Kane: This sounds like music for a New Yorker.
Sean: I pulled trains to New York City on a daily basis. Does that mean I like this music?
Commander Kane: Yeah. You're a New Yorker.
Sean: I'm also hosting tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm in one of these stories actually. Here's the lineup.

8 PM - Now

Trainz
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime Bak2Bak

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg,...

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Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*

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Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's show The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.

Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel

It was a wonderful day on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped next to him.

"Good morning Gordon." Said Thomas. "How are you on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright...

#20: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Gamecube Version



Wow. We’re just starting off really strong, aren’t we. The first Flintstones movie wasn’t exactly Oscar worthy, but at least it wasn’t the sequel, Viva Rock Vegas, a movie that nobody liked and was probably made because of a lack of ideas. So naturally, with a movie that bad that was a sequel to a not great movie based on a cartoon show, it only makes sense that this movie would get a game based on it. A Dreamcast version was planned, but was later cancelled and the game was then ported to the Playstation 2. It was a racing...