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posted by Jade_23
After a tiring and busy day of work in the hospital, the flaxen coated mare unlocked the door of the vaulted residence. Her tawny mane was in a messy bun, and she was dressed in a white coat. As she walked inside her home, she accidentally stumbled upon a few letter blocks and stuffed animals that belonged to her young daughter, Willow. Her tangerine eyes shut as she released a sigh, carefully walking around the mess, heading straight to the living room. It was six in the morning, so she did not want to bother her family who were sleeping upstairs, so she instead would sleep on the couch.

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posted by Windwakerguy430
Walter: (Buying masks, gloves, and a bottle of aspirin from the Mall-Mart)
Store Clerk: (Swiping items)
Customer: Come on, man. Hurry up
Walter: Hey, you mind shutting up? We all got crap we got to do
Customer: (To the store clerk) You aren’t questioning this guy buying all this stuff
Store Clerk: Honey, I make minimum wage a week. Unless this gets me a raise, I won’t question a damn thing
Walter: So, why don’t you stop poking your nose where it doesn’t belong and head to the express isle
Customer: It’s more than ten items
Walter: Well, look at you, with your body weight, I doubt you’ll...
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So, let’s go over the underaged killer stories again in the creepypasta world. Okay, so we got Jeff the Killer- Well, this was a fucking mistake. As you know from… well, me, I am not a fan of the whole “emotional teenager becomes an unstoppable killer because people are too stupid to fight off a knife wielding psychopath with a gun” creepypastas, or E.T.B.U.K.B.P.A.T.S.T.F.O.K.W.P.W.A.G. Creepyastas This includes Jeff the Killer, all of his awful fan creepypastas, Jane the Killer, Clockwork, and Eyeless Jack. And trust me, I’m going to touch upon those stories later on. So, when I...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Back during the sixth generation of gaming consoles, we got a game called Red Dead Revolver, the original, Red Dead Redemption, one of my favorite games of all time. Now, Red Dead Revolver wasn’t… Terrible. I liked it, in a way, but it was clearly not what everyone wanted. It had you go through linear missions, when everyone was hoping for GTA but with horses. Sure, it’s not a bad game, but everyone was hoping for an open world wild west game… But, little did they know, that there was a wild west open world game that was released… And still, little did they know, because no one I...
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(Phillip and Walter walk down the hall of Ricardo’s building)
Phillip: Walter, do we really want to go back and work for this guy
Walter: He’s got money. We don’t. I think that if we work for him a bit longer, we could make our money back. Besides, I got everything planned out
Phillip: You do?
Walter: Yes. We’ll do just a few more jobs for him, and when we’re sure we’ve got everything we need, we’ll do one last job. A huge heist at a bank.
Phillip: A-a bank heist?
Walter: Yes. It’s the perfect way to get all the money we need
(They open the door to Ricardo’s office)
Ricardo: (On the...
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So, I was looking around the internet… and guess what… THERE ARE MORE BONG CHONG DONG GHOST STORIES! AH HA HA HA HA!..... Fuck my life.
So, the next one I will be talking about is the Bong Chong Ghost 2. So, is this one any better than the original…. lets find out.
So, it starts with yet another nameless character, this time a boy. So, he is waiting in the train station, alone. Gee, you think with a population as big as Korea’s, you’d think more people would be in the subway. Anyway, as he’s waiting, he see’s this woman, who is walking around. She is stumbling around, and the boy...
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Hey, so, I guess this is going to be a recuring thing, it seems.... oh well. Well, I guess I will go ahead and talk about more things that irritate me.. seriously, we must be up to thirty by now.

Stereotypes - Now, these jokes are just some of the stupidest things ever. Literally, there are stereotypes for everyone. Idiots have to be slurred and cross-eyes, which is fucking bullshit (I made a rant about why this is false in my Derpy Hooves review already, so I won't continue it again). If your old, you are very forgetful, also bullshit, because my grandmother is in here seventies, and she can...
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(News show starts)
Announcer: This is R.A.T News, Report on American Tidings
News Anchor: This just in. Eastwood High School has been hit with a dangerous plague. Here to give you this story is our on-the-field reporter, Victoria Hurtless
Victoria: Thanks James. Eastwood has been known for many different things. Its drug busts, its pathetic police, and now, homosexuality. After getting information from a… (Looks over Spacebook on her phone) reliable source, we were able to find that homosexuality has been running rampant in Eastwood. Here is the one who has been giving us this information
Cody:...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV show they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created...
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We all know Grand Theft Auto for being one of the best selling games out there, and for good reason. It has massive worlds to explore, and many characters to meet. For those who haven’t played GTA… Which is probably none of you, GTA is a game series where you explore a massive overworld and get involved with all sorts of crimes. From being a gang member in San Andreas to joining multiple mob families in GTA IV. But what really sells this game is the exploration. There is just so much to do in each game and so much places to explore. And for those who are truly adventurous, there are tons...
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Now, I have talked about my favorite childhood shows, so, why not talk about the shows that were not a part of my childhood. You know, those shows that were made for adults. Yeah, those shows. Now, the rules are simple. They have to be shows I have watched. Also, no anime, because if I did allow anime, then the whole goddamn list would just consist of that And they have to be for adults. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Family Guy - OH GODDAMNIT, NO

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Invader Zim


REAL #10: Invader Zim - Now, this one is lower on the list because it was on a childrens channel. The show was made...
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Hello everyone, and today, I have a more serious list for you guys. This list is the Top Ten Saddest Games that I have played. Now, I have to had played these games, so if there is a game that you feel should be here but isn't, then I probably haven't played that game. So, with that, lets start. (Quick note, this list contains spoilers for every game on this list. Read at your own risk)

10: Braid - Now, Braid is an indie game that I only recently got into, and I have to say, it is a pretty fun game. The whole point of the game is that your playing as this guy who is looking for this princess...
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