InfoChan: Epic Rap Battles of Akademi! YandereChan VS YandereKun. Begin.
YanChan: Trying to steal MY Senpai, who do you think you're dealing with? If you try to take him, just know: i have a knife at home with your name on it. I'm the hero of this story, you're the fanboy wannabe. but if you really want a fight, then please TRY and beat me. There are many things that i can do that you would never dare. I doubt you have the courage to take and claim Senpai's underwear. Or tie a rival to chair and make her wish she was never born. So drop the act and leave, i bet your missing some freaky cable porn
YanKun: It's funny how the world is so enamored with your position. That only a girl can fill your part for a story's true frutition. But you see, let me tell you about rule 63: "All characters have an opposite-sex counterpart." LIKE ME. I'm the guy you don't wanna mess with, so you better run and hide. I'll laugh my ass off as i slice your throat open and watch you die. It's not like Senpai will miss you since he'll just end up loving me. So i'll give you one more verse to back away and beg me for mercy
YanChan: You think that you're scary? Let me show you something FRIGHTENING. You can't exsist in a world filled with Social Justice Lightning. "A MAN CAN'T BE A YANDERE! HE'S A STALKER TAKE HIM OUT!". My sex gives me a pass, you're what they cry wolf about
YanKun: *laughs* You think politics will stop me? Just take a look around! People CRAVE my existence. How does being wrong sound? It doesn't matter what we are. So your little verse just went to waste. So leave Senpai to me, you sad, pathetic, waste of space
Yanchan: *laughs* You're funny, for a deadman
YanKun: And now you're wasting my time. I have to make sure Senpai's safe--
YanChan: I told you, Asshole: HE'S MINE. You won't take him from me. I'll kill before you even get the chance
YanKun: You really think so?
Yanchan: I know so
YanKun: Alright..~ LETS DANCE