Welcom to the list on how to piss my off WARNING: TRY ANY OF THESE AND THEY WILL ALL RESULT IN HORRIBLE, SLOW DEATH, i am only informing you of these for you're protection ^-^
1> Ask me if I'm anarexstic when i deny Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.
2> Ask me if Jesus is my brother and if he is a cool dude.
3> Touch, poke, bother or hug me.
4> Take my cloak and run away saying Snape called and asked for his cloak back.
5> Tell me i need a manicure when ever my claws are out.
6> Call me a Playa/Slut/Hoe just because i have dated 7 guys.
7> Lock me in a white room with a straight jacket on.
8> Put spiders in my bed.
9> Eat all my gummy bears and take my strawberry milkshake.
10> Forge Hogwarts letters and slip them under my door.
11> Burst into my room in a magneto outfit.
12> Ask me for Voldermorts number.
13> Replace all my clothes with bright coloured ones.
14> Kidnapp Notte.
15> Go joy riding in my X-jet or car or motorbike.
16> Confuse roulette for a pinyatta.
17> Burst in my room in either a Deadpool, Death Strike, Sabretooth or Omega Red outfit.
18> Chuck me down a hole and tell me the white rabbit told you to do it.
19> Say 'I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, Im late for a very important date no time to ssay hello goodbye I'm late, Im late, I'm late' Repeatedly around me
20> Ask me about my past
21> hack into files just to see whats in those restricked ones
If i pull this face you have 5 seconds to run...