Young Justice Article: Roy Gets Trolled With Hats

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posted by DeltaYJ

Roy stalked into the Mount Justice rec room, huffing under his breath about stupid archers and their stupid rules and their stupid mustaches and—

He froze mid-step, about to leave the room, and slowly turned around. There was a long moment of silence as he stared at the members of the Junior Justice League.

"…what the hellare you guys doing?" he shrieked. Everyone one of them wore an identical yellow hat with a little red feather in it, going about their everyday business.

"Aw man, you beat me again!" Wally groaned, slumping in defeat as Robin cheered over his latest video game victory. The speedster yanked the hat off his head and threw it on the ground.

Roy's mouth hung open like a fish.

"Oh, no! My cookies overcooked!" M'gann cried, flying over to where smoke was pouring out of the oven. Roy spun around in time to see her pull off her hat and send it to the ground. "Shoot!"

Kaldur emerged from the doorway, towel slung around his dry shoulders and yellow hat on his head. "The pool was closed. This displeases me," he sighed, loftily tossing off his hat. Roy turned at the sound of a growl and saw Conner glaring at the TV screen, the world's favorite Boy Scout smiling and waving on-screen.

With a roar, Conner tore off his hat and threw it on the ground. It made a pathetic poomfsound as it hit the floor. Robin was frowning at the other monitor, video game now frozen. "Aw, man, it alwaysdoes this," he groaned, pulling off his own hat and throwing it down. Artemis huffed and shook her iPod from where she was leaning against Wally, angrily tossing off her own hat as her technology broke down as well.

Roy stared at them, eye twitching, unmustached face contorting into a look of utter bemusement and terror and rage. "What—what do you think you're—" he spluttered, hands wildly flailing in the air.

Robin passed Artemis a boom box, and she silently plugged in her iPod and pressed play.

"I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
Run faster, jump higher
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me!"

The entire group of vigilantes screamed out with the boom box, "I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOUND!"

Roy let out a screech of frustration and stomped out of the room, ignoring the raucous laughter behind him as he made for the zeta tubes. Batman was standing by them, and Roy felt a sense of dread climb up his chest as—

"…"

Batglares were just as effective with yellow hats.

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from bad to good (OC is featured) part 2

posted by banefan43

Last time

" So whos that guy " Artemis asks

" Deadshot " I reply " One of the deadliest assassins ever born an old enemy of your uncle Green Arrow. An old enemy of mine to. "

" Okay so you seem to know him the best. Lets see what you can do you take lead in this one." said Robin

I nodded " Aqualad you and robin take the duke try emp's or open him up a bit than short circut him,Artemis you and I will take Deadshot shoot im but dont stop running if you do your good as dead. I'll get em with my little toy here when he's distracted" I say holding a syringe

Robin and Aqualad attacked first " Now Artemis!...

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A Place Where We Belong

posted by DiamondYJ

The night air is cold. I sit on the ledge of city hall, watching the people walk in and out of the popular building. No one notices me, for I am cloathed in the darkness. I pull out the small, wrinkled piece of paper from my pocket. Happy Harbour, they'll help you. I clench the paper in my fist and shove it back in my pocket.
"Vanessa." I whisper, moving away from the ledge. "I'm over here." replies her voice. I move towards the sound and find her huddling on the ground. "Are you cold?" I ask, sitting next to her. "Just a bit, Danielle." she responds. "We have to keep moving, we're almost there."...

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my thoughts on the time jump

posted by brown-eyed-girl

Hey just some thoughts about the time jump. So it kinda stinks that we don't see the team grow up and we miss a bunch of stuff. And i heard that there might be another time jump so we will miss more stuff. Now it does sound cool but sad that we only get bits and pieces of what happened during that time. Many fans want to see what happened in those five years but it would be weird to go back after this season or they might have a cliff hanger in season and then in season three go back the five years so we will have to wait a season before going back were they left off, that requires to much...

CRYSTAL NEEDS A REPLACMENT CHAPTER 3

posted by Julie-alice

'Hey wanna join in?'. Robin asked as he was fighting with Kid Flash.'No'. Crystal replied and she walked to her room.

Robin could'nt believe Crystal was in such a bad mood.'What did you do Robin upset her at school?'Wally asked.'No way, she just got upset'.Robin replied.

'Do you think she knows my secret identity?'.Robin asked.'No did she ever tell you she knew a secret?'.Wally asked.'No'.Robin replied.'How about did she ever came to you saying "Are you really Dick?".Wally asked. 'No'.Robin replied.'Did she hang out with you much?'.Wally asked.'What are you trying to do make me realize she does'nt...

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Cause of death: chap 2 The Masks we wear

posted by ecoelo

Beep! Beep Beep!
Artemis wakes up her eyes barely open.
"Morning Arty" Artemis forces to open her eyes to see Wally standing at the end of her bed.
"I guess we need to work on the case?" Artemis yawns. Wally throws her her costume.
"First Robin needs to see us" he begins to walk out.

Artemis appeared in her archer costume and joined the boys in a room like a science lab.
"So I tested more on Sophie. Bruising on her lungs and throat suggest mechanical asphyxiation. Your death-by-mask theory certainly looks solid." Robin explains. Suddenly, there's an excited squeal from the other side of the room....

Cause of death: chap 2 Washed up

posted by ecoelo

Wally opened his eyes staring up at Robin, Zatanna and Bats. He bolted up, but groaned when a hurtful pain struck him. He lay back down.
"Careful there buddy. Take it nice and easy" Robin said.
"It was awful...mask, girl.." Wally's voice weakened. Bats walked to the computer.
"Mask, mask, I've heard of it before. If I just-" he typed in Mask Maker. "Of course!" he moved the screen for Wally so he could see. "Is this the guy?" the screen showed a white mask, under a hoodie, dark blue perhaps.
"Yeah that's the guy! How did ya know?" he sat up on he side of the bed.
"It's been on he news but it wasn't...

NO ! This is not possible? chapter 1

posted by Julie-alice

'What?Detention'. David shouted looking at the paper the teacher at Gotham high handed him. 'Haha'. Crystal laughed when she heard David had got detention. She walked with David and grinned.'I can't believe I got detention". David wailed.

'Again?'. Crystal said. 'You need to concentrate in class'. She added.'Yeah i hope your luck is good?'. David said annoyed.

'Yup. I got the role of Juliet in school play'. Crystal smiled that ran in front of him and joined a blond haired girl. ' Artemis, I got the role of Juliet'.
Crystal said exited. She was a member of Young Justice but was two years younger...

New and improved powers pt 4: Its just the beginning

posted by ecoelo

Artemis threw herself on the couch a worried look on her face.
"What happens if hes hurt?" Artemis shot up. "Or worse. The D word" Zatanna and Megan strangely looked at her.
"What dorky? There's way more problems than Wally being dorky" Zatanna replied moving her pawn to get Megan's knight.
"DEAD! I meant DEAD!" the girls exchanged smirking glances.
"Artemis" Megan said restraining from laughing. "Wally can take care of himself. I'm sure they're fine..." Artemis tapped her finger on the coffee table rapidly. Kaldur appeared in the kitchen eating a bag of snicker doodles.
"I'll go check if they're...

YJ members get jobs ch8 Wally

posted by brown-eyed-girl

Wally was running away from cars that kept honking at him. He had ten carts rattling in front of him. He almost got run over about ten times. Every time he put carts away several more would appear. He had even yelled at a few customers to put the carts back. Finally he dropped of the last of the carts. He catched his breath and looked at the parking lot for the last time. He walked in the store. He went to the lunchroom and collapsed on the couch. The manager walked in.
“Hey sport what took you so long?” He asked.
“I got every cart put away. I almost got run over about a dozen times but...

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How do you know?

posted by brown-eyed-girl

I just wrote this so it may be a little rushed or not very good. I was writing something else when i got a little off track and wrote this.

She felt tired. She felt her muscles ache and sweat dripping down her face.
“Get up” A strong voice said. She looked up at the man. She could see his entire body blocking a bright light. His face was blacked out.
“I can’t” She said. Suddenly he kicked her. Pain spread throughout her entire body.
“Then your weak” He said. He walked away. Suddenly Artemis was in her room. She turned and saw her sister’s back toward her.
“Jade we got to go before...

New and Improved powers pt 2: Roy's B-day

posted by ecoelo

Packed house. Cake. Music. It only means one thing.
BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!

We'll if you had the JL there. It was a pretty silent night at GA's house with only one adult and 8 teenagers. Wally was stuffing his mouth with hand fulls of cake while Artemis joined the other girls dancing to the music. Kaldur and Conner played a video game with the birthday boy as Wolf watched. There's one person missing in this picture.
Robin.
He burst in the room a flashlight in his hand.
"There's something weird outside. You gotta see" everyone froze glancing at each other.
"Okay Robbie too scared to check it out yourself?"...

New and Improved powers pt 1: Stop calling them...kids

posted by ecoelo

Oliver a.k.a Green arrow, was watching the London Olympics on TV cheering on America in Archery when Roy burst into the room with an angry look on his face.
"What did I tell you about planning a surprise party!" he panted rapidly. GA stood up.
"Who told you?"
"Wally couldn't keep his mouth shut. Sooner or later he said something about it!"
"Dang!" GA whispered to himself.
"There's no way I'm having a surprise party!"
"We'll, okay then, since you know about it, it wont be a surprise party. Problem solved." he sat back down on the couch as the women's 100m running began to start.
"Just cancel the whole...

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Before Megan had a cook book YJ short

posted by brown-eyed-girl

Robin and Wally were sparing when Megan came in. Wally got distracted and turned his attention to her. Robin smirked using the opportunity to send a punch his way. Wally barely dodged the punch by leaning back letting Robin's fist fly above his head. Both of the boys stood still for a moment.
"Cool, Matrix" Wally said still in position. Robin then made a quick move of sliding his feet under Wally's.
"Kid Flash fail" Said an electronic voice. Megan walked to them holding a tray with a pitcher and cups.
"Are you okay Wally?" She asked. Wally quickly stood up.
"Of course Babe" He said.
"I made lemonade....

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YJ members get jobs ch 3 Conner

posted by brown-eyed-girl

Conner came out of an out of order payphone. (How many out of these out of order payphones are there?) And turned the corner. Immediately he saw the giant building. He walked in. He looked around when a receptionist interrupted him.
“Clark?” Conner turned.
“Oh I’m sorry it’s just that you look a lot like Clark Kent. Can I help you?”
“Uh actually I’m here to see him. I’m Conner Kent I’m his uh uh” he said not knowing what to call himself.
“Conner?” A voice asked. Conner turned and saw Clark in a suit and dorky glasses.
“What are you doing here?”
“Batman said that I...

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Alienated Chpt 4... Recon Gone Wrong

posted by DiamondYJ

Wally crossed his arms and looked at Batman. The dark knight recieved a few uneasy glances from Dick and Conner as well. "So we have to break into Sportsmaster's hideout. Because that is going to be easy on any level." he says sarcastically. Batman narrows his eyes. "You have 15 minutes to get yourselves together and on the Bio-ship. Good luck." Wally turned and faced Dick after Batman had left. "I'm going to go out on a limb and say that only us three are going." he said. "I guess so." Dick says sighing. Conner shrugs. "I don't want to go." the kryptonian says. "Well, Bats orders." Dick said....

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A Bitter-sweet Spitfire

posted by SapphireCat22

"What is your problem?" I yell at him. Why is it this kid can annoy the hell out of me?

"What is your problem?" he mimicks.

"Wallace West, I swear you are the most obnoxious guy in the world." I snap.

"Well, Artemis, maybe you found your soulmate." the red-head replies angrily.

"What the hell does that mean?" I yell, advancing on him.

"You know exactly what it means. That you are the most arrogant and insecure girl in the world."

These words cut my deeply. He's Wally. Wally freaking West. Why is this bothering me?!

"I am not arrogant!" I spit, ignoring the fact that he is right about my insecurity....

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Alienated Chpt 3... Knowledge is Key

posted by DiamondYJ

Artemis stared at M'Gann. "So," she began quietly. "You've known this entire time since you were on Earth, that the martians and kromotaions were in some sort of blackmarket?" Wally glances at Artemis. He can tell she is furious. "I-I was." the scared martian admitted, wiping her tears away. Artemis looked away and narrowed her eyes. Dick sighed. "It isn't exactly her fault Artemis." The angry girl glowered even more. "She lied to us, Nightwing. What do you expect me to do? Accept and move on?" Wally rolled his eyes and snapped, "That is the stupidiest thing I've ever heard Artemis. You kept...

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Alienated Chpt 1... It Begins

posted by DiamondYJ

Artemis Crock shifted her gaze to over her shoulder. School was so crowded now, so many kids. "Hey Artie." calls a voice. She snaps her gray eyes over to the most annoying boy she has ever met. "Wally...what did I tell you about calling me that?" she sighs, running her hand through her ponytail. "Um, not to call you it?" Wally guessed. "Exactly. So why do you continue to do it?" He shot the cranky blonde a childish grin. "Because it annoys you." Artemis glared at him. "I swear Wally. One day you are going to regret calling me that." He opens his mouth to retort but a smaller boy pops up in...

Hauntings part V- Allies

posted by SilverWings13

Hauntings part V-Allies

"So you're saying Gordon Tin was dead when you got to his apartment?"
"Actually, he was alive. They were talking when I came in."
"They were talking?"
"It sounded more like arguing. Gordon was yelling when the assassin shot him."
"How did you get in the apartment? Did you have a key? Pick the lock?"
Batgirl stepped in next to Robin. "What were they arguing about? Did you hear anything about the Key? The Weapon? Was there any mention of-"
Nightwing cleared his throat. "Why don't we give Mr. Howard a little break. Let him rest."
"Nightwing," Robin contradicted, "he's a witness...

Under the emotion of guilt part 3

posted by ecoelo

The archers decided to go to Mount Justice since there was nothing else to do to try erase their guilty emotion from them. As they arrived, Robin welcomed Roy to a not so good topic.
"So," Robin started. "Did he catch you?" Roy sighed and looked at his younger team member.
"Do I really have to answer that?" Artemis wasn't involved in the boys topic. Instead she looked around for Wally. In the distance, Wally hid behind Conner and Kaldur who were having a man to man talk.
"Could you hide somewhere else Wally?" Conner suggested as he pushed Wally closer to Artemis.
"No! Please don't! You don't get...