Yu-Gi-Oh! - Black Magician

(The story starts with Joey sleeping at his house with chips on his stomach, in a white shirt and underwear)

Mai: Unacceptable!

Joey: Mai!

Mai: My friends will be here in 20 minutes for my slumber party and you're laying around in your tighty-no-longer-whities.

Joey: A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

Mai: If you trusted me you would leave for the night.

Joey: (he laughs and corn chips come out of his nose) You make Corn Crunch come out my nose!

Mai: Joey!

Joey: Look, I'll stay upstairs in my room and not interrupt.

Mai: You promise?

Joey: I promise.

Mai: Good night,...