(The story starts with Joey sleeping at his house with chips on his stomach, in a white shirt and underwear)
Mai: Unacceptable!
Joey: Mai!
Mai: My friends will be here in 20 minutes for my slumber party and you're laying around in your tighty-no-longer-whities.
Joey: A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.
Mai: If you trusted me you would leave for the night.
Joey: (he laughs and corn chips come out of his nose) You make Corn Crunch come out my nose!
Mai: Joey!
Joey: Look, I'll stay upstairs in my room and not interrupt.
Mai: You promise?
Joey: I promise.
Mai: Good night,...
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