Well I'm gonna write now.
Situation 1: Someone asks for water or anything water related:
You want your pool? You want your water. I live inside a water tower. Why don't you try this gusher on for size!
Pretty lame, but I have more,
Situation 2: Someone asks "what did s/he say?":
I think s/he said "Hoiil, how'd you? With the going, you were there but here now, for me to see, how'd ya do?
With haste, to the Maypole, I mean, next,
Situation 3: Someone Knocks on the door:
Nobody get's in to see the wizard not nobody not no how!!
Next situation,
Situation 4: Someone is being a jerk to you or your just like being rude or you just need a good comeback:
Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a fishhook in it.
I love this next one,
Situation 5: Your talking to someone who cusses alot:
Now I'm gonna clean your chimney and if your language is any indication it must be filthy.
I actually got in trouble for saying this one ^ too my mom.
Situation 6: Someone asks you for something to eat and your bored:
We have tang, tang, tang and ohh yeah, tang
Next is another one you should be careful about:
Situation 7: Someone is bothering you, or you need a insult:
Go away, clown man
Don't say this in front of teachers
Situation 8: Your walking into school. Also you don't like school.
I'd like to say how happy I am to be here. I'd also like to stranded on a desert island with~insert name of celebrity you dislike~ I did'nt ask to be here, infact I'm missing a~insert T.Vshow you like here~show here I'M TALKING SACRIFICE HERE. Actually I'm only here because it "ilegal" and all.
^ it helps if you use a Slappy Squirrel accent.
******
I'll make a part 2 if you want me too! just comment and tell me. I might add some songs from Animaniacs too.
******
That's all, folks!
Situation 1: Someone asks for water or anything water related:
You want your pool? You want your water. I live inside a water tower. Why don't you try this gusher on for size!
Pretty lame, but I have more,
Situation 2: Someone asks "what did s/he say?":
I think s/he said "Hoiil, how'd you? With the going, you were there but here now, for me to see, how'd ya do?
With haste, to the Maypole, I mean, next,
Situation 3: Someone Knocks on the door:
Nobody get's in to see the wizard not nobody not no how!!
Next situation,
Situation 4: Someone is being a jerk to you or your just like being rude or you just need a good comeback:
Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a fishhook in it.
I love this next one,
Situation 5: Your talking to someone who cusses alot:
Now I'm gonna clean your chimney and if your language is any indication it must be filthy.
I actually got in trouble for saying this one ^ too my mom.
Situation 6: Someone asks you for something to eat and your bored:
We have tang, tang, tang and ohh yeah, tang
Next is another one you should be careful about:
Situation 7: Someone is bothering you, or you need a insult:
Go away, clown man
Don't say this in front of teachers
Situation 8: Your walking into school. Also you don't like school.
I'd like to say how happy I am to be here. I'd also like to stranded on a desert island with~insert name of celebrity you dislike~ I did'nt ask to be here, infact I'm missing a~insert T.Vshow you like here~show here I'M TALKING SACRIFICE HERE. Actually I'm only here because it "ilegal" and all.
^ it helps if you use a Slappy Squirrel accent.
******
I'll make a part 2 if you want me too! just comment and tell me. I might add some songs from Animaniacs too.
******
That's all, folks!
Still There's You and Me-
Song by Rita
In the episode, Witch One (Season 1, episode: 62B)
Parody of "Beauty and the Beast"
LYRICS:
Rita: (singing): "So long, Salem Mass.
time to say bye-bye,
I almost got drowned,
chased right out of town,
boy, did my fur fly?
Boston, here we come,
home of beans and tea,
maybe they need pets,
don't take any bets,
Still There's You and Me."
Runt: (spoken): "That sure was pretty, Rita, hope we don't get sued."
Credit: Warner Bros. Studios and Animaniacs.
Song by Rita
In the episode, Witch One (Season 1, episode: 62B)
Parody of "Beauty and the Beast"
LYRICS:
Rita: (singing): "So long, Salem Mass.
time to say bye-bye,
I almost got drowned,
chased right out of town,
boy, did my fur fly?
Boston, here we come,
home of beans and tea,
maybe they need pets,
don't take any bets,
Still There's You and Me."
Runt: (spoken): "That sure was pretty, Rita, hope we don't get sued."
Credit: Warner Bros. Studios and Animaniacs.
Yakko:
Do you have craving for a show that's really kind of wacky?! Yearning for some fun thats loony,kooky,zany,and slap-happy?!
Animaniacs are just the perfect thing to hit the spot!
Join us cause he's Wakko,I am Yakko,and this is Dot!
We escape on Saturday and every weekday afternoon!
We run amok with the other wild,crazy toons!
Theres Pinky and the Brain,
Slappy,
and Chicken Boo,
Buttons,
Mindy,
Bobby,
Pesto,
Rita,
Runt
to name a few!
We surprise you,tentalize you,and vaporize you!
Come join in the fun,you're really gonna have blast!
Be sure to see us crazy Animaniacs!
Six days a week on FOX Kids!
Do you have craving for a show that's really kind of wacky?! Yearning for some fun thats loony,kooky,zany,and slap-happy?!
Animaniacs are just the perfect thing to hit the spot!
Join us cause he's Wakko,I am Yakko,and this is Dot!
We escape on Saturday and every weekday afternoon!
We run amok with the other wild,crazy toons!
Theres Pinky and the Brain,
Slappy,
and Chicken Boo,
Buttons,
Mindy,
Bobby,
Pesto,
Rita,
Runt
to name a few!
We surprise you,tentalize you,and vaporize you!
Come join in the fun,you're really gonna have blast!
Be sure to see us crazy Animaniacs!
Six days a week on FOX Kids!