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Seanthehedgehog Presents
Bartholomew
Starring
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog
Lady from CrazyWriterLady
Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Skywalker from Alinah09
Whirl Wind from DragonAura15
Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 2
Master Sword's perspective
July 1, 1953
Master Sword is narrating.
I joined the Neigh York Central two weeks ago. Then, a few days later, another new worker joins us. He's fifty one years old, and wears a monocle. He seems like a nice pony, but I don't think he should be driving a train, but our CEO doesn't know that.
Anyway, a week after Bartholomew joined, we get yet another new worker. I was just waiting for a train to get on when she appeared.
Master Sword: *Sitting on bench*
Bartholomew: *Driving commuter train towards station*
Master Sword: *Sees train*
Bartholomew: *Stops train*
Master Sword: *Sees Bartholomew* Good morning.
Bartholomew: Hi Master Sword. How are you?
Master Sword: Fine. I heard we have a new worker. Where is he?
Bartholomew: You mean she.
Master Sword: She?
Whirl Wind: *Gets out of train* Hi, I'm a conductor.
Master Sword: I thought we had too many of those.
Whirl Wind: We did, but one of them got killed in an accident.
Master Sword: How.. Nice to know.
Whirl Wind: Anyway, this is all for you to conduct. I have to get on another train heading back to Grand Central.
Master Sword: Okay, cool.
Bartholomew: *Uncouples electric locomotive, and drives it to servicing facility* It's a good thing this facility is near the station. I don't have to drive too far.
Lady: *Drives Hudson backwards onto passenger train*
Master Sword: *Seeing Whirl Wind getting on train* Best of luck to you.
While I was watching Whirl Wind getting on the train, I didn't notice Bartholomew walked up to me.
Bartholomew: I'm back.
Master Sword: I noticed.
Bartholomew: Is everything alright? You look like you're blushing.
Master Sword: I think I might be falling in love.
The train Whirl Wind was getting on was heading into Grand Central. I had to be on a train going to Albany.
Lady: Master Sword, hurry up!
Master Sword: I'm getting on. *Gets on*
Lady: *Drives train*
Bartholomew: If Master Sword likes the new worker, I could help him ask her out on a date.
Henrietta: *Walks up to Bartholomew* I believe we haven't met before.
Bartholomew: The CEO of this line told me about you. They showed me your picture, but they didn't tell me your name.
Henrietta: It's Henrietta.
Bartholomew: And you're my boss?
Henrietta: Yes.
Bartholomew: I didn't think mares could be the boss of something.
Henrietta: No, that's for African Equestrians, or negros.
Bartholomew: Negro?
Henrietta: That's another name for somepony that's black.
Bartholomew: Lady is black, and she's not an African Equestrian.
Henrietta: That's because she's unfortunately a doppleganger. If she wasn't a good engineer, I'd have her killed.
Bartholomew: I understand.
Henrietta: Now, there's somepony I'd like you to meet. He works on our tracks, and is british, just like you.
Bartholomew: Interesting. When does he get here?
Ten Cents: Right now.
Henrietta: Bartholomew, meet Ten Cents.
Ten Cents: Pleasure to meet you.
Bartholomew: Likewise.
Ten Cents: What's your job on here?
Bartholomew: Engineer.
Ten Cents: Cool. What train are you waiting for?
Bartholomew: The Empire State Express. It should arrive in a few minutes.
Lady: Well, I'm gonna let you two get acquainted. I need to sign some papers. *Goes to office*
Ten Cents: She's a nice pony, but much of the time, she's strict.
Bartholomew: It's better to have a strict boss, then to have one that's careless.
Ten Cents: I know what you mean.
Bartholomew: Do you know anything about love?
Ten Cents: I know some things that got me a special somepony. Why?
Bartholomew: It's about a friend of mine.
While Bartholomew was explaining to Ten Cents, I was thinking on how to ask Whirl Wind out.
Master Sword: *Standing by door*
Passenger: Excuse me sir, do you know when we'll reach the next station?
Master Sword: The next station is Peekskill. We should arrive in five to ten minutes.
Passenger: Thank you.
Master Sword: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Passenger: What?
Master Sword: What would a mare want from a stallion?
Passenger: Love, and occasionally some gifts.
Master Sword: Like what?
Passenger: Chocolate, or maybe a love letter with twenty dollars for her.
Master Sword: That's good. Thank you.
I now knew what I was going to give to Whirl Wind next time I saw her.
On the next day, I arrived at the station with a box of chocolates, and a love letter.
Master Sword: *Waiting for Whirl Wind*
Ten Cents: *Arrives* What's with those chocolates?
Master Sword: They're all for Whirl Wind.
Ten Cents: You know, Bartholomew was gonna try to get you two to in love.
Master Sword: What did you tell him?
Ten Cents: I told him that he should tell her nice things about you. Where is Bartholomew anyway?
Master Sword: He's coming from Grand Central Station. You know how crowded that station is.
Ten Cents: Oh yes. I saw somepony getting pushed on the floor. It was terrible.
A commuter train pulled by a small electric locomotive can be seen getting towards us. Bartholomew is back in town.
Bartholomew: *Stops train*
Henrietta: *Arrives* For me?
Master Sword: *Sees gifts* For Whirl Wind.
Henrietta: Oh.
Lady: Ma'am, I feel sick. Can I take the day off?
Henrietta: No. You may not.
Lady: Ugh! *Walks away*
Henrietta: Serves you right for being a doppleganger!
Ten Cents: What don't you like about dopplegangers?
Henrietta: Everything.
Bartholomew: Right, well I'm going to uncouple my engine, and let Lady back onto it with her engines. *Uncouples engine*
Henrietta: Make sure you get that thing into the servicing facility.
Bartholomew: I got it. *drives to servicing facility*
Another train coming all the way from Chicagoat arrived. Whirl Wind got on the train from Albany, and was on there right now. I had to play it cool.
Master Sword: *Stays still*
Ten Cents: Master? Did you freeze or something?
Master Sword: Yes, I froze.
Ten Cents: Why?
Master Sword: Because, I'm playing it cooooool.
Henrietta: Good luck Master Sword.
Bartholomew: *Sees Whirl Wind* Oh no! What will Master Sword do if I don't help him?
Whirl Wind: *Walks to Master Sword* Good morning.
Master Sword: Hi. *Gives chocolates, and love letters to Whirl Wind*
Whirl Wind: Are these really for me?
Master Sword: Yeah. I bought them myself, and I hope you enjoy them.
Whirl Wind: Well, thank you.
Bartholomew: *Stops engine at servicing facility* Now, to help out Master Sword*
Whirl Wind: What movie do you want to see?
Master Sword: I heard High Noon is good.
Whirl Wind: I don't like anything filmed in black, and white. How about Stalag 17? That's a new movie.
Master Sword: Sure.
Bartholomew: *Arrives* Don't worry Master Sword, I will help you ask Whirl Wind out now.
Master Sword: Ah, don't worry about it Bart. I got it, but thanks for trying to help anyway.
Bartholomew: Oh. *Blushes* Carry on.
Later that night, I got to see a great movie with Whirl Wind, who soon became my special somepony.
I guess after reading the ending, you could say there's a lesson to learn from this. It's a good thing to help out your friends, but sometimes, if necessary, you should only help them if they ask for you to help.
The End
Seanthehedgehog Presents
Bartholomew
Starring
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog
Lady from CrazyWriterLady
Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Skywalker from Alinah09
Whirl Wind from DragonAura15
Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 2
Master Sword's perspective
July 1, 1953
Master Sword is narrating.
I joined the Neigh York Central two weeks ago. Then, a few days later, another new worker joins us. He's fifty one years old, and wears a monocle. He seems like a nice pony, but I don't think he should be driving a train, but our CEO doesn't know that.
Anyway, a week after Bartholomew joined, we get yet another new worker. I was just waiting for a train to get on when she appeared.
Master Sword: *Sitting on bench*
Bartholomew: *Driving commuter train towards station*
Master Sword: *Sees train*
Bartholomew: *Stops train*
Master Sword: *Sees Bartholomew* Good morning.
Bartholomew: Hi Master Sword. How are you?
Master Sword: Fine. I heard we have a new worker. Where is he?
Bartholomew: You mean she.
Master Sword: She?
Whirl Wind: *Gets out of train* Hi, I'm a conductor.
Master Sword: I thought we had too many of those.
Whirl Wind: We did, but one of them got killed in an accident.
Master Sword: How.. Nice to know.
Whirl Wind: Anyway, this is all for you to conduct. I have to get on another train heading back to Grand Central.
Master Sword: Okay, cool.
Bartholomew: *Uncouples electric locomotive, and drives it to servicing facility* It's a good thing this facility is near the station. I don't have to drive too far.
Lady: *Drives Hudson backwards onto passenger train*
Master Sword: *Seeing Whirl Wind getting on train* Best of luck to you.
While I was watching Whirl Wind getting on the train, I didn't notice Bartholomew walked up to me.
Bartholomew: I'm back.
Master Sword: I noticed.
Bartholomew: Is everything alright? You look like you're blushing.
Master Sword: I think I might be falling in love.
The train Whirl Wind was getting on was heading into Grand Central. I had to be on a train going to Albany.
Lady: Master Sword, hurry up!
Master Sword: I'm getting on. *Gets on*
Lady: *Drives train*
Bartholomew: If Master Sword likes the new worker, I could help him ask her out on a date.
Henrietta: *Walks up to Bartholomew* I believe we haven't met before.
Bartholomew: The CEO of this line told me about you. They showed me your picture, but they didn't tell me your name.
Henrietta: It's Henrietta.
Bartholomew: And you're my boss?
Henrietta: Yes.
Bartholomew: I didn't think mares could be the boss of something.
Henrietta: No, that's for African Equestrians, or negros.
Bartholomew: Negro?
Henrietta: That's another name for somepony that's black.
Bartholomew: Lady is black, and she's not an African Equestrian.
Henrietta: That's because she's unfortunately a doppleganger. If she wasn't a good engineer, I'd have her killed.
Bartholomew: I understand.
Henrietta: Now, there's somepony I'd like you to meet. He works on our tracks, and is british, just like you.
Bartholomew: Interesting. When does he get here?
Ten Cents: Right now.
Henrietta: Bartholomew, meet Ten Cents.
Ten Cents: Pleasure to meet you.
Bartholomew: Likewise.
Ten Cents: What's your job on here?
Bartholomew: Engineer.
Ten Cents: Cool. What train are you waiting for?
Bartholomew: The Empire State Express. It should arrive in a few minutes.
Lady: Well, I'm gonna let you two get acquainted. I need to sign some papers. *Goes to office*
Ten Cents: She's a nice pony, but much of the time, she's strict.
Bartholomew: It's better to have a strict boss, then to have one that's careless.
Ten Cents: I know what you mean.
Bartholomew: Do you know anything about love?
Ten Cents: I know some things that got me a special somepony. Why?
Bartholomew: It's about a friend of mine.
While Bartholomew was explaining to Ten Cents, I was thinking on how to ask Whirl Wind out.
Master Sword: *Standing by door*
Passenger: Excuse me sir, do you know when we'll reach the next station?
Master Sword: The next station is Peekskill. We should arrive in five to ten minutes.
Passenger: Thank you.
Master Sword: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Passenger: What?
Master Sword: What would a mare want from a stallion?
Passenger: Love, and occasionally some gifts.
Master Sword: Like what?
Passenger: Chocolate, or maybe a love letter with twenty dollars for her.
Master Sword: That's good. Thank you.
I now knew what I was going to give to Whirl Wind next time I saw her.
On the next day, I arrived at the station with a box of chocolates, and a love letter.
Master Sword: *Waiting for Whirl Wind*
Ten Cents: *Arrives* What's with those chocolates?
Master Sword: They're all for Whirl Wind.
Ten Cents: You know, Bartholomew was gonna try to get you two to in love.
Master Sword: What did you tell him?
Ten Cents: I told him that he should tell her nice things about you. Where is Bartholomew anyway?
Master Sword: He's coming from Grand Central Station. You know how crowded that station is.
Ten Cents: Oh yes. I saw somepony getting pushed on the floor. It was terrible.
A commuter train pulled by a small electric locomotive can be seen getting towards us. Bartholomew is back in town.
Bartholomew: *Stops train*
Henrietta: *Arrives* For me?
Master Sword: *Sees gifts* For Whirl Wind.
Henrietta: Oh.
Lady: Ma'am, I feel sick. Can I take the day off?
Henrietta: No. You may not.
Lady: Ugh! *Walks away*
Henrietta: Serves you right for being a doppleganger!
Ten Cents: What don't you like about dopplegangers?
Henrietta: Everything.
Bartholomew: Right, well I'm going to uncouple my engine, and let Lady back onto it with her engines. *Uncouples engine*
Henrietta: Make sure you get that thing into the servicing facility.
Bartholomew: I got it. *drives to servicing facility*
Another train coming all the way from Chicagoat arrived. Whirl Wind got on the train from Albany, and was on there right now. I had to play it cool.
Master Sword: *Stays still*
Ten Cents: Master? Did you freeze or something?
Master Sword: Yes, I froze.
Ten Cents: Why?
Master Sword: Because, I'm playing it cooooool.
Henrietta: Good luck Master Sword.
Bartholomew: *Sees Whirl Wind* Oh no! What will Master Sword do if I don't help him?
Whirl Wind: *Walks to Master Sword* Good morning.
Master Sword: Hi. *Gives chocolates, and love letters to Whirl Wind*
Whirl Wind: Are these really for me?
Master Sword: Yeah. I bought them myself, and I hope you enjoy them.
Whirl Wind: Well, thank you.
Bartholomew: *Stops engine at servicing facility* Now, to help out Master Sword*
Whirl Wind: What movie do you want to see?
Master Sword: I heard High Noon is good.
Whirl Wind: I don't like anything filmed in black, and white. How about Stalag 17? That's a new movie.
Master Sword: Sure.
Bartholomew: *Arrives* Don't worry Master Sword, I will help you ask Whirl Wind out now.
Master Sword: Ah, don't worry about it Bart. I got it, but thanks for trying to help anyway.
Bartholomew: Oh. *Blushes* Carry on.
Later that night, I got to see a great movie with Whirl Wind, who soon became my special somepony.
I guess after reading the ending, you could say there's a lesson to learn from this. It's a good thing to help out your friends, but sometimes, if necessary, you should only help them if they ask for you to help.
The End
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