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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
And special guest stars
Black Tuesday and Stargazer from Triq267
Episode 116: The Biplane
Date: February 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Stylo were getting ready to drive their first train for the day.
Hawkeye: *Climbing into the train with Stylo* Good thing Orion's still arrested for what he did a few days ago.
Stylo: I wonder if he'll still try to get fired on purpose when he gets back.
Hawkeye: Maybe. Who the fuck knows what's going on inside that stallion's head.
Stylo: I don't think I want to know.
Audience: *Laughing*
With that, the signal turned green, and the two stallions left the train yard in their freight train.
Stylo: What are we bringing to Denver today?
Hawkeye: Nineteen freezers with fruit inside of them.
Stylo: Freezers are too small to be on a train.
Hawkeye: Not that freezer. The freezer, as in refrigerated boxcar.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Stylo: Take a joke Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: That was a joke?
Audience: *Laughing*
Around that time, a red biplane was flying towards them, slowly losing altitude. The engine broke down, and the pilot couldn't get it to start.
Hawkeye: Watch out of that airplane.
Stylo: I am, and it's not an airplane, it's a biplane.
Hawkeye: Whatever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: It's heading towards the tracks in front of us! *Applies the brakes*
The pilot did land on the tracks. Even though the wheels were on the other track, next to the one that Hawkeye, and Stylo were using for their train, one of the wings were still blocking their path.
Stylo: *Stops the train two inches away from the wing*
Inside the biplane, was Stargazer, and Black Tuesday.
Black Tuesday: Are you all right Stargazer?
Stargazer: *Gets out of the cockpit* Yes, but the question is, is the plane okay?
Stylo: *Gets out with Hawkeye to talk to the two ponies* Hey you two.
Stargazer: You mind your own business!
Hawkeye: Easy, we just wanted to see if you were okay.
Stylo: Don't act like Gordon, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Tuesday: Who's Gordon?
Hawkeye: You never heard of him? Good.
Stylo: He was somepony that worked on our railroad, but he killed himself a few years ago.
Hawkeye: You wouldn't want the displeasure of meeting him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stargazer: I'm sorry you two, it's just this. *Hits the side of the plane* Fucking biplane!!
Stylo: If you ask me, it looks very nice.
Stargazer: I don't care, this is the 20th time this thing quit on me. No matter what I do, the engine just stops, like that.
Stylo: Mind if I take it off your hooves?
Stargazer: *Laughing* You must be out of your mind if you want to have a plane like this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I don't know about you, but I think with my salary on this railroad, I might be able to do something with this plane to make it more reliable.
Black Tuesday: I think he's serious Star.
Stargazer: I know, I know.
Stylo: Tell you what, give me the address of where you have this plane, and I'll come over there after 7 tonight to buy the plane. How much do you want?
Stargazer: For this piece of crap, I'll make it a thousand. You really don't know what you're doing.
Stylo: Oh yes I do.
Stargazer: *Shakes his head as he pushes the plane off the tracks with Black Tuesday* Railroad ponies. They're not as smart as other ponies like us. That's why their business has been losing money since 1949.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye, and Stylo didn't hear what Stargazer said as they got back into their train, and continued on to Denver.
Date: February 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stylo went to a farm with Hawkeye in the outskirts of Cheyenne. There, he saw the plane he wanted to buy. By the time they reached the farm, the sky was turning orange, and many of the clouds looked like a mixture of purple, and pink.
Stargazer: *Sees Stylo walk out of his car, and to the plane* I see you haven't changed your mind.
Stylo: Of course not. A plane like this is just what I need to enjoy some time in the sky.
Black Tuesday: *Walks out of the barn, and to Stargazer*
Stargazer: Do you like flying?
Stylo: It's been an interest of mine since I was a colt. Never got a chance to do it until now though. *Grabs a thousand dollars* I brought over the money like I said I would.
Hawkeye: *Honks the horn of Stylo's car* Let's go! I can't wait all day you know. I have a life just like you!
Stylo: Bullshit Hawk! The only thing you're going to do when you get home is sleep, which is very boring!
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Stylo's car* A black '57 Bel Air?
Stargazer: Is that your's or your friends?
Stylo: Mine. If you wanna see a really nice car, you should see Hawkeye's. *Gives Stargazer the money*
Stargazer: All right. The plane is all yours. The key is in the seat. Rotate it clockwise five times, and it should start.
Stylo: *Gets into the airplane*
When Stylo spun the key five times, the plane wouldn't start. Stylo had to spin the key ten more times in order to get it started.
Black Tuesday: There we go.
Stylo: Chocks away!
Stargazer: There are no chocks. Never needed any with this terrain!
Stylo: Right! *To Hawkeye* Meet me at the airport on Evan's Avenue!
Hawkeye: All right! I know where that is!!!
Stylo: *Makes the plane move forward, passing his car*
Hawkeye: *Drives to Cheyenne International Airport*
Song: link
Stylo turned on the radio, and was enjoying the music.
Stylo: I didn't even know an airplane this old had a radio inside. Stargazer must have put it in.
It did not take long for Stylo to reach the airport. Once he got there, he put the plane in a hangar, and walked to Hawkeye in his car.
Stylo: *Hears the song on the radio in his car, as he sits down next to Hawkeye* Hey, I was just listening to that song.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: What a coincidence. *Drives away from the airport*
Stop the song.
Next morning, around noon, when Hawkeye stopped a passenger train at the station, he saw Pete looking anxious as he stared at the train.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of the train* Sir, is everything okay?
Pete: Stylo didn't come in today. I think something is wrong.
Hawkeye: I'm sure he'll come soon. Give him time.
Three days later
Hawkeye: *Stops a freight train next to Snowflake's tower*
Snowflake: Pierce?!
Hawkeye: *Gets out of the train* What?
Snowflake: After you move those engines off of your train, and into a siding, Pete wants to see you.
Hawkeye: Tell him I'll be at his office soon.
Two minutes later, Hawkeye entered Pete's office.
Hawkeye: What is it sir?
Pete: Sit down.
Hawkeye: *Sits in front of Pete*
Pete: Do you know where Stylo is?
Hawkeye: Last time I saw him was at my house. He dropped me off there after we got his new airplane.
Pete: I could be wrong, but I think that plane has been distracting Stylo from coming here to work. Can you go find him?
Hawkeye: Right now?
Pete: Yes. Metal Gloss, and Dan will take over for you until you get back.
Hawkeye: I'll go, and look for him right away. *Leaves the station*
Date: February 28, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:26 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye saw Stylo at the airport.
Stylo: *Tuning the engine to his airplane*
Hawkeye: *Stops next to the hangar in his car, and walks to Stylo*
Stylo: *Sees Hawkeye, and is happy* Pierce, glad you could make it.
Hawkeye: I'm sure you are. You need to come back to to the Union Pacific. Pete says you're missing out on so much work, that it's not even funny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pierce: *Turns around, and looks behind him* I said not funny!
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo; Hawk?
Hawkeye: *Looks back at Stylo*
Stylo: I think I might start a new business with this plane. Earn twice as much as I did on my old job on the Union Pacific.
Hawkeye: That's crazy talk Stylo. What business are you going to start? Huh? The best you could do with that plane is crop dusting, and you'll basically make a penny an hour. That's how much the job sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I'll figure something out.
Hawkeye: *Leaves Stylo, and walks back to his car* I'll figure something out too. A way to get Stylo back to work. *Enters his car, and drives away*
Hawkeye drove to Stargazer's house. When he arrived, he saw Stargazer, and Black Tuesday polishing, and washing their car.
Hawkeye: *Stops next to Stargazer's car*
Black Tuesday: Pierce? What are you doing here?
Hawkeye: I came here to talk about Stylo.
Stargazer: Is everything all right with him?
Hawkeye: Unless the definition of all right means it's good to ditch work, no.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Stargazer: He's ditching work?
Hawkeye: When you finish with your car, I'll explain everything inside.
It took four minutes for the two ponies to finish with the car, and they went inside to talk to Hawkeye.
Stargazer: So the airplane distracted Stylo.
Hawkeye: And it still is.
Black Tuesday: What do you want us to do?
Hawkeye: Just take the plane from him, and give him his money back.
Stargazer: You're forgetting that the plane is a piece of shit. I wouldn't want it, even if I had to escape a tornado.
Black Tuesday: What about an earthquake?
Stargazer: I can use my magic to stop those.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Hawkeye: You're forgetting that Stylo worked on adjusting the plane. Now, it won't break down 24/7, and may even go faster.
Stargazer: That, I'd like to see for myself.
Hawkeye: One more question, you're both unicorns. Can't you use spells to fix the plane if there's problems?
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Stargazer: Last time we tried that, the wings fell off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Back at the airport, Stylo was refueling the plane, when Hawkeye arrived with Stargazer, and Black Tuesday.
Stylo: *Sees Hawkeye with Stargazer, and Black Tuesday* Hey Hawk, good to see you again. Stargazer, I guess you want this plane back.
Stargazer: Yes. I'll make it worth your while.
Stylo: Well, no thank you.
Stargazer: Stylo, it's great that you like this plane, but you're letting it distract you from something important.
Hawkeye: We talked about that before. I think you know what he means by that.
Stylo: *Looks down* My job. I see. *Looks at his plane* You can take it back Stargazer.
Song: link
Next day, Hawkeye and Stylo were driving a freight train up Sherman Hill.
Stylo: *Looking out the window*
Hawkeye: Are you trying to find them?
Stylo: Yeah. They said they would be here. *Hears the airplane* I hear them.
Stargazer: *Flying over the train, and then to the right. He, and Black Tuesday wave to Stylo, and Hawkeye*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Wave hello*
Hawkeye: Is he still letting you borrow the plane from time to time?
Stylo: Oh yeah. Sometimes, he even borrows a friend's plane, and we fly together, to any place we want.
Hawkeye: That's good Stylo. I'm glad you have fun with him.
The End
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gambling occurs
The has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 5, 2016
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
And special guest stars
Black Tuesday and Stargazer from Triq267
Episode 116: The Biplane
Date: February 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Stylo were getting ready to drive their first train for the day.
Hawkeye: *Climbing into the train with Stylo* Good thing Orion's still arrested for what he did a few days ago.
Stylo: I wonder if he'll still try to get fired on purpose when he gets back.
Hawkeye: Maybe. Who the fuck knows what's going on inside that stallion's head.
Stylo: I don't think I want to know.
Audience: *Laughing*
With that, the signal turned green, and the two stallions left the train yard in their freight train.
Stylo: What are we bringing to Denver today?
Hawkeye: Nineteen freezers with fruit inside of them.
Stylo: Freezers are too small to be on a train.
Hawkeye: Not that freezer. The freezer, as in refrigerated boxcar.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Stylo: Take a joke Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: That was a joke?
Audience: *Laughing*
Around that time, a red biplane was flying towards them, slowly losing altitude. The engine broke down, and the pilot couldn't get it to start.
Hawkeye: Watch out of that airplane.
Stylo: I am, and it's not an airplane, it's a biplane.
Hawkeye: Whatever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: It's heading towards the tracks in front of us! *Applies the brakes*
The pilot did land on the tracks. Even though the wheels were on the other track, next to the one that Hawkeye, and Stylo were using for their train, one of the wings were still blocking their path.
Stylo: *Stops the train two inches away from the wing*
Inside the biplane, was Stargazer, and Black Tuesday.
Black Tuesday: Are you all right Stargazer?
Stargazer: *Gets out of the cockpit* Yes, but the question is, is the plane okay?
Stylo: *Gets out with Hawkeye to talk to the two ponies* Hey you two.
Stargazer: You mind your own business!
Hawkeye: Easy, we just wanted to see if you were okay.
Stylo: Don't act like Gordon, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Tuesday: Who's Gordon?
Hawkeye: You never heard of him? Good.
Stylo: He was somepony that worked on our railroad, but he killed himself a few years ago.
Hawkeye: You wouldn't want the displeasure of meeting him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stargazer: I'm sorry you two, it's just this. *Hits the side of the plane* Fucking biplane!!
Stylo: If you ask me, it looks very nice.
Stargazer: I don't care, this is the 20th time this thing quit on me. No matter what I do, the engine just stops, like that.
Stylo: Mind if I take it off your hooves?
Stargazer: *Laughing* You must be out of your mind if you want to have a plane like this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I don't know about you, but I think with my salary on this railroad, I might be able to do something with this plane to make it more reliable.
Black Tuesday: I think he's serious Star.
Stargazer: I know, I know.
Stylo: Tell you what, give me the address of where you have this plane, and I'll come over there after 7 tonight to buy the plane. How much do you want?
Stargazer: For this piece of crap, I'll make it a thousand. You really don't know what you're doing.
Stylo: Oh yes I do.
Stargazer: *Shakes his head as he pushes the plane off the tracks with Black Tuesday* Railroad ponies. They're not as smart as other ponies like us. That's why their business has been losing money since 1949.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye, and Stylo didn't hear what Stargazer said as they got back into their train, and continued on to Denver.
Date: February 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stylo went to a farm with Hawkeye in the outskirts of Cheyenne. There, he saw the plane he wanted to buy. By the time they reached the farm, the sky was turning orange, and many of the clouds looked like a mixture of purple, and pink.
Stargazer: *Sees Stylo walk out of his car, and to the plane* I see you haven't changed your mind.
Stylo: Of course not. A plane like this is just what I need to enjoy some time in the sky.
Black Tuesday: *Walks out of the barn, and to Stargazer*
Stargazer: Do you like flying?
Stylo: It's been an interest of mine since I was a colt. Never got a chance to do it until now though. *Grabs a thousand dollars* I brought over the money like I said I would.
Hawkeye: *Honks the horn of Stylo's car* Let's go! I can't wait all day you know. I have a life just like you!
Stylo: Bullshit Hawk! The only thing you're going to do when you get home is sleep, which is very boring!
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Stylo's car* A black '57 Bel Air?
Stargazer: Is that your's or your friends?
Stylo: Mine. If you wanna see a really nice car, you should see Hawkeye's. *Gives Stargazer the money*
Stargazer: All right. The plane is all yours. The key is in the seat. Rotate it clockwise five times, and it should start.
Stylo: *Gets into the airplane*
When Stylo spun the key five times, the plane wouldn't start. Stylo had to spin the key ten more times in order to get it started.
Black Tuesday: There we go.
Stylo: Chocks away!
Stargazer: There are no chocks. Never needed any with this terrain!
Stylo: Right! *To Hawkeye* Meet me at the airport on Evan's Avenue!
Hawkeye: All right! I know where that is!!!
Stylo: *Makes the plane move forward, passing his car*
Hawkeye: *Drives to Cheyenne International Airport*
Song: link
Stylo turned on the radio, and was enjoying the music.
Stylo: I didn't even know an airplane this old had a radio inside. Stargazer must have put it in.
It did not take long for Stylo to reach the airport. Once he got there, he put the plane in a hangar, and walked to Hawkeye in his car.
Stylo: *Hears the song on the radio in his car, as he sits down next to Hawkeye* Hey, I was just listening to that song.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: What a coincidence. *Drives away from the airport*
Stop the song.
Next morning, around noon, when Hawkeye stopped a passenger train at the station, he saw Pete looking anxious as he stared at the train.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of the train* Sir, is everything okay?
Pete: Stylo didn't come in today. I think something is wrong.
Hawkeye: I'm sure he'll come soon. Give him time.
Three days later
Hawkeye: *Stops a freight train next to Snowflake's tower*
Snowflake: Pierce?!
Hawkeye: *Gets out of the train* What?
Snowflake: After you move those engines off of your train, and into a siding, Pete wants to see you.
Hawkeye: Tell him I'll be at his office soon.
Two minutes later, Hawkeye entered Pete's office.
Hawkeye: What is it sir?
Pete: Sit down.
Hawkeye: *Sits in front of Pete*
Pete: Do you know where Stylo is?
Hawkeye: Last time I saw him was at my house. He dropped me off there after we got his new airplane.
Pete: I could be wrong, but I think that plane has been distracting Stylo from coming here to work. Can you go find him?
Hawkeye: Right now?
Pete: Yes. Metal Gloss, and Dan will take over for you until you get back.
Hawkeye: I'll go, and look for him right away. *Leaves the station*
Date: February 28, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:26 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye saw Stylo at the airport.
Stylo: *Tuning the engine to his airplane*
Hawkeye: *Stops next to the hangar in his car, and walks to Stylo*
Stylo: *Sees Hawkeye, and is happy* Pierce, glad you could make it.
Hawkeye: I'm sure you are. You need to come back to to the Union Pacific. Pete says you're missing out on so much work, that it's not even funny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pierce: *Turns around, and looks behind him* I said not funny!
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo; Hawk?
Hawkeye: *Looks back at Stylo*
Stylo: I think I might start a new business with this plane. Earn twice as much as I did on my old job on the Union Pacific.
Hawkeye: That's crazy talk Stylo. What business are you going to start? Huh? The best you could do with that plane is crop dusting, and you'll basically make a penny an hour. That's how much the job sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I'll figure something out.
Hawkeye: *Leaves Stylo, and walks back to his car* I'll figure something out too. A way to get Stylo back to work. *Enters his car, and drives away*
Hawkeye drove to Stargazer's house. When he arrived, he saw Stargazer, and Black Tuesday polishing, and washing their car.
Hawkeye: *Stops next to Stargazer's car*
Black Tuesday: Pierce? What are you doing here?
Hawkeye: I came here to talk about Stylo.
Stargazer: Is everything all right with him?
Hawkeye: Unless the definition of all right means it's good to ditch work, no.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Stargazer: He's ditching work?
Hawkeye: When you finish with your car, I'll explain everything inside.
It took four minutes for the two ponies to finish with the car, and they went inside to talk to Hawkeye.
Stargazer: So the airplane distracted Stylo.
Hawkeye: And it still is.
Black Tuesday: What do you want us to do?
Hawkeye: Just take the plane from him, and give him his money back.
Stargazer: You're forgetting that the plane is a piece of shit. I wouldn't want it, even if I had to escape a tornado.
Black Tuesday: What about an earthquake?
Stargazer: I can use my magic to stop those.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Hawkeye: You're forgetting that Stylo worked on adjusting the plane. Now, it won't break down 24/7, and may even go faster.
Stargazer: That, I'd like to see for myself.
Hawkeye: One more question, you're both unicorns. Can't you use spells to fix the plane if there's problems?
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Stargazer: Last time we tried that, the wings fell off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Back at the airport, Stylo was refueling the plane, when Hawkeye arrived with Stargazer, and Black Tuesday.
Stylo: *Sees Hawkeye with Stargazer, and Black Tuesday* Hey Hawk, good to see you again. Stargazer, I guess you want this plane back.
Stargazer: Yes. I'll make it worth your while.
Stylo: Well, no thank you.
Stargazer: Stylo, it's great that you like this plane, but you're letting it distract you from something important.
Hawkeye: We talked about that before. I think you know what he means by that.
Stylo: *Looks down* My job. I see. *Looks at his plane* You can take it back Stargazer.
Song: link
Next day, Hawkeye and Stylo were driving a freight train up Sherman Hill.
Stylo: *Looking out the window*
Hawkeye: Are you trying to find them?
Stylo: Yeah. They said they would be here. *Hears the airplane* I hear them.
Stargazer: *Flying over the train, and then to the right. He, and Black Tuesday wave to Stylo, and Hawkeye*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Wave hello*
Hawkeye: Is he still letting you borrow the plane from time to time?
Stylo: Oh yeah. Sometimes, he even borrows a friend's plane, and we fly together, to any place we want.
Hawkeye: That's good Stylo. I'm glad you have fun with him.
The End
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gambling occurs
The has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 5, 2016