The Queen

CULTFIX

1. The episode title is a lie, for this half anyway
2. Arthur is trouserless, again
3. “It’s a good job you don’t have anything of importance to keep secret isn’t it!”
4. Despite all the slow-mo, the battle for Camelot is over swiftly
5. Agravaine’s treachery is finally exposed by a Knight of Camelot and he pays for it later
6. “I’m fine… maybe a broken rib or two”
7. Arthur undergoes a radical personality change thanks to an enchantment
8. Merlin has to reluctantly leave an old friend behind
9. “Those that did not escape are either in our dungeons, or dead”...

AN: I should be finishing my almost two-year-old fic for UB on ff.net(darn you Muses for abandoning me again!) but this just wrote itself out. (Goes to show how obsessed I am with this pairing) Not quite sure if it’s cracky but it’s modern AU or maybe an RLF masquerading as modern AU LOL.
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Arthur scowls at Gwen from across the room as she laughs heartily at something Merlin says. She’s laughing so hard that she needs to hold onto both Merlin and Gawaine’s arms as they both stand on either side of her. Although he tries mightily to catch a hint of what they’re laughing about, he’s...