I had a friend, back when I was in high school, her grandmother gave her some old books to read. By happenstance these books were old Linda Goodman astrology ones. Three of them to be exact. Venus Trines at Midnight(Astrological verses about Lions, Rams, Bulls, Twins, Archers, other Sun Signs and you) was one of them. Here is a poem from that book.

Throw a Little Neptune In with the Image (Linda Goodman)

I've learned a lot
from these last few political campaigns
and if I ever try to make it
as the first woman President
running on the astrology ticket
the Mad Ave agency I want
is the one responsible for those Volkswagen ads
I always trus them
They start out telling you their goofs
and how they fall behind a Rolls Royce
but if I were running the office
of your wife, concubine, mistress, friend or pal
I'm not so sure about that VW direct approach
You can't use the same firm for private relations
you use for public relations
I'd probably hire that other outfit
the one that makes you wonder
"Does she or doesn't she?"
Then you wouldn't know
if I do
till I have