Religion argues with Atheism that it should rule. Since the end of the overused God argument doesn't seem to be near, Logic and Science suggest they throw a dice. If Religion guess the number, it can be in charge. Science provides an ordinary dice.
Religion: "Five."
Atheism: "Anything else and you lose."
Religion: "I won't lose."
Atheism: "We'll see about that."
Logic: "Ok, are you ready?"
Religion and Atheism: "Yes!"
They throw the dice. Unfortunately it, while still turning, rolls under a heavy closet.
Atheism: "Oh come on!"
Religion: "It's five."
Logic: "You don't know that. It's five to one against."
Religion: "You don't know I don't know."
Logic: "Whatever. Science, can we get it out?"
Scince: "Maybe, but it will take some time." *searches for a flashlight* "Found it! Now, lets see..."
Atheism: "What is it?"
Science: "I don't see all of it, only three sides... I see three, two and four. I don't see the top and bottom side and the side that is facing the wall."
Logic: "The sum on the two opposite sides of dice is always seven, right?"
Science: "Yes, all standard dice are made like that."
Logic: "Three and four are on the opposite sides and two is between them?
Science: "So I see."
Logic: "Five should be on the opposite side of two, so on the side that is facing the wall. Number on the top is either six or one. Religion lost."
Atheism: "Aha! Take that."
Religion: "You haven't actualy seen the whole dice, have you?"
Atheism: "Well, no."
Religion: "So your little chat means nothing."
Atheism: "Yes it does. Hey Science, is this a normal dice?"
Science: "It was the last time I saw it whole."
Logic: "Unless it magicaly transfomed in the last few minutes, Religion lost."
Religion: "Still, until you indisputably prove that I lost, I will act and live as if I win."
Atheism (outraged): "You will what?"
Science: "Now if I could only move this closet..."
Religion: "Five."
Atheism: "Anything else and you lose."
Religion: "I won't lose."
Atheism: "We'll see about that."
Logic: "Ok, are you ready?"
Religion and Atheism: "Yes!"
They throw the dice. Unfortunately it, while still turning, rolls under a heavy closet.
Atheism: "Oh come on!"
Religion: "It's five."
Logic: "You don't know that. It's five to one against."
Religion: "You don't know I don't know."
Logic: "Whatever. Science, can we get it out?"
Scince: "Maybe, but it will take some time." *searches for a flashlight* "Found it! Now, lets see..."
Atheism: "What is it?"
Science: "I don't see all of it, only three sides... I see three, two and four. I don't see the top and bottom side and the side that is facing the wall."
Logic: "The sum on the two opposite sides of dice is always seven, right?"
Science: "Yes, all standard dice are made like that."
Logic: "Three and four are on the opposite sides and two is between them?
Science: "So I see."
Logic: "Five should be on the opposite side of two, so on the side that is facing the wall. Number on the top is either six or one. Religion lost."
Atheism: "Aha! Take that."
Religion: "You haven't actualy seen the whole dice, have you?"
Atheism: "Well, no."
Religion: "So your little chat means nothing."
Atheism: "Yes it does. Hey Science, is this a normal dice?"
Science: "It was the last time I saw it whole."
Logic: "Unless it magicaly transfomed in the last few minutes, Religion lost."
Religion: "Still, until you indisputably prove that I lost, I will act and live as if I win."
Atheism (outraged): "You will what?"
Science: "Now if I could only move this closet..."